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28 Sep 2020 08:07:23
Morning all. I hear this morning we're going all out for Kurt Zouma, I personally think this will be as good as signing as any. Do any of the Ed's know if there's any truth to this?

Dog Puke Peter

{Ed025's Note - that all depends on lampard peter, we have a very good chance of landing zouma or tomori, he is prepared to let one of them go but which one only he knows, personally i would prefer tomori mate..

1.) 28 Sep 2020 09:07:08
Would prefer Tomori myself to be honest, better on the ball, less clumsy and just as quick

Hopefully be a loan with an option to buy

But Lampard is annoying because he changes his mind every 5 minutes

Remember last summer? Wanted to keep Zouma, then said he’d let him go, then said he wanted him again

If he messes us around again then just go for someone else.

2.) 28 Sep 2020 10:23:00
Tomori would be my pick as well but I can't see them selling him so it would only be a loan with no clause to buy. I'd rather recall Gibson and blood him in the first team squad rather than give a helping hand to Chelsea. Zouma wouldn't be a bad signing, he knows the club well and a manager like CA could improve him further. Any further developments on trimming the squad ed? I think it's likely that we need to get rid of a few before we look to buy any more players.

3.) 28 Sep 2020 10:27:27
I think Frank will be high up on 1st manager to get sacked list.
He has spent a fortune and I don’t think he has a clue how to organise a defence. They shed goals this season and last.
I don’t think he did enough at Derby to get Chelsea job - got it due to what he did as a player rather than coach.
Money he has spent he has nowhere to hide
Silva is a bad signing - he should have gone to Italy / MLS.
I think problem will be if they keep shipping goals - will they really want to sell a defender to a manager who is far superior - if I was Frank I’d be playing any player that Anciolotti wants to buy.

{Ed002's Note - Chelsea has addred a GK and three defenders who have yet to play.}

4.) 28 Sep 2020 09:09:01
Ok thanks Ed much appreciated mate. I haven’t seen so much of Tomori to be honest but another centre back can only be good news!

{Ed025's Note - hes not the tallest peter but hes very quick and good on the ball, a bit like ratters and for me just what we need mate..

5.) 28 Sep 2020 11:38:12
I'm not sure how anyone can say Lampard is up there to get sacked he has massively improved his squad and it will take time for them to gel.

6.) 28 Sep 2020 15:57:20
I wouldn't mind either one. Still concerned about the number 9 if we get injuries up front.

7.) 28 Sep 2020 17:41:00
I think we will get the Barcelona centre half and as we speak, can see Brands driving the asking price down and Barcelona need to offload, think we have more chance than trying to get one of the two Chelsea centre backs.

8.) 29 Sep 2020 16:16:11
Don't see us signing zouma or tomori from chelsea think with then getting shut of Rudiger they won't let zouma or tomori go we shouldn't spend to long presuming them and have us missing out on another cb like last year.



07 Nov 2017 10:59:58
So according to Mr Allardyce no talks have taken place between himself and Everton Football Club. Thank God! Let's please keep it that way. It's so obvious he's so not the answer. Who the hell thought this one up!? Media, Bookmakers, Harry Hill?!?

Dog Puke Peter

1.) 07 Nov 2017 11:13:09
The problem is that one source makes up a story and then the others follow with "according to reports" and the false story takes on a life of it's own. On the other hand do we believe anything that Allardyce says? Ed. 025 some your statements indicate that you believe our next manager will be Allardyce. Is this just speculation on your behalf or do you have any inside information?

{Ed025's Note - i dont know whether you call it inside information or not mike but im being told that allardyce has been lined up with craig shakepeare as assistant mate, the information is i believe correct but i cant say it is set in stone..

2.) 07 Nov 2017 11:28:35
Let's hope not Ed. You are a good Evertonian like most of us and I just can't believe that Kenwright would sanction such a move. If he does I am finished with him and would want him out. I will never stop supporting Everton regardless of who is the manager but my support for those who make such a decision will be gone.

{Ed025's Note - i can only pass on information i receive mike and im as saddened as you on what seems to me like a backwards step appointment mate, i dont want to be the purveyor of bad news but its no use me telling lies either..

3.) 07 Nov 2017 12:40:43
Appreciate all the information that you Ed's pass on Ed025. Was not having a go at you mate, just can't believe that the club would pick such a candidate.

{Ed025's Note - hes certainly a candidate mike..

4.) 07 Nov 2017 12:59:43
BlueMike, surely as majority shareholder, the final say or sanction would rest with Moshiri and not Kenwright.

5.) 07 Nov 2017 16:45:05
Agreed bullenroadboy but look at the two of them against Watford, like bosom buddies. Kenwright must still have some influence and I just hope that he pulls the plug on Allerdyce.

6.) 07 Nov 2017 23:39:57
i listened to the conversation with him on talksport, sounded to me that moshiri's mate jim whyte was taking it with a pinch of salt.




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26 Oct 2021 10:15:56
Rip Walter Smith. Very sad to hear of his passing this morning.

Dog Puke Peter

1.) 26 Oct 2021 10:24:09
Very sad.

2.) 26 Oct 2021 11:09:35
Rip Walter right manager wrong time, fore ever grateful for getting Peter Johnson out of our club.

3.) 26 Oct 2021 11:47:14
Sad news. Best wishes to all his family and friends.



28 Aug 2021 19:48:50
Just wanted to praise the fans at the game today. It felt like we were the home team at the Amex. Great result and well deserved. COYB 👊🏻.

Dog Puke Peter

1.) 28 Aug 2021 20:14:29
Only watched on tv but glad the team gave u guys who went a great day out!
Keep going 🤮! Your support is invaluable!



11 Feb 2021 08:43:59
If you missed it Leon Osmans face at the start of MOTD yesterday was brilliant, priceless! COYB! 💙💙💙.

Dog Puke Peter



03 Oct 2020 20:40:45
Made up with today's performance. Pickfords obvious error was hopefully a blessing in disguise before the deadline Monday. Did anyone else watch the match on Bein Sports 2? The commentators were comedy gold. I'm not 100% sure but I think they were Columbian, they were brilliant. Cheers all 🍻.

Dog Puke Peter



29 Jan 2018 14:35:02
Apparently West Ham are after Schneiderlin before the window closes. Please God 🙏🏻.

Dog Puke Peter

1.) 29 Jan 2018 14:51:49
If Schneiderlin goes, this will be our most productive window in a while.

2.) 29 Jan 2018 15:05:16
If we all throw a fiver in we should meet his valuation and give him to West Ham, reckon 15 quid should do it.

3.) 29 Jan 2018 15:37:14
I just hope we do not haggle and try and squeeze more, take the £20 Million and invest, or bring Beningame or Rooney into the vacant place.

4.) 29 Jan 2018 17:25:31
Can you guys please STOP! West ham might read this forum and realise he's rubbish and change their minds!




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13 Jan 2022 15:35:02
25 million (in these times) for a left back that’s been poor for a long time now is great business.

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15 Dec 2021 17:04:14
Potters not a top manager for me Ed. His team have picked up the same amount of points as us in the past 11 games when he’s had better players at his disposal, we’ve been injury hit. He had the same sort of run before the C.V. break, that break couldn’t have come at a better time for Brighton. In my opinion he’s yet to prove himself in England. His team were booed off a couple of games ago, they don’t always play this ‘decent football’. I’d keep Rafa over Potter and after the Palace game that’s saying something ??‍♂️.

Dog Puke Peter

{Ed025's Note - its all down to opinions really peter, i like the guys philosophy and style of football and think he will end up at a big club...which probably rules us out anyway mate.. :)



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16 Nov 2021 07:54:20
I’d personally take Barkley over Iwobi every day of the week!

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25 Oct 2021 10:12:54
For me this makes quite a funny read. I’ve got there being Zero chance of DCL joining Newcastle, as much chance as there would have been a few weeks ago before there takeover. Why would you swap Everton for Newcastle at the moment lol? Certainly not cause of a takeover. If DCL leaves Everton it would be for a team that he believes are better than us, that are playing in Europe and a club where he would believe he could further his career. I’m 10000% certain he would move to Arsenal (or spuds) way before he would move to Newcastle through what they can offer him. Newcastle can’t offer him any more than what we can. In fact they can’t even offer him as much (stadium) . I personally don’t think he’d be interested to a move to Newcastle at all and with all that being said I don’t want or see him moving anywhere from Everton anytime soon, thank god!

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27 Aug 2021 14:47:44
I’d put good money on Richarlison still being an Everton player for this season. Something tells me it’s already been talked over between the club and the player. With that being said if he really wanted away I’d cash in in an instance, again in my opinion it should be nothing less than 70million.

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09 Apr 2022 14:01:50
No I actually let his performance as a manager do the talking Ed001, he’s done very well at Bournemouth (however much he’s spent) and has started very well at Newcastle too.

Dog Puke Peter

{Ed001's Note - if you are not taking into account how much they spend, then how can you judge how well they have done? If your managers hadn't spent hundreds of millions, instead they spent nothing, then you would think they had done not so bad.}



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09 Apr 2022 11:23:54
You don’t like Eddy Howe then Ed001.
No fantasy in my head my friend just a difference of opinion that’s all. You’ve only got to listen to the people around him to realise he does a good job as a manager. He’s been brought in as Newcastle manager and has had a positive effect, he’s doing what they’re paying him to do which you can hardly say about our past two managers.

Dog Puke Peter

{Ed001's Note - so we should all listen to his mates then? And what positive effect has he had rather than it being down to being able to spend enormous sums and being rid of the prick who used to own them?}



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09 Apr 2022 10:21:38
The guys doing very well ED001 and yes he done wonders at Bournemouth. No one would have predicted Bournemouth to play in the premiership let alone stay there for 4,5 years. He’s now starting to have the similar success at Newcastle. Managers spend money mate look at our past 5 lol, at least his teams play for him and do something. If he’s a ‘cheque book manager’ then we should have got him a few year back rather than waste hundreds of millions on a load of crap.

Dog Puke Peter

{Ed001's Note - no one would have predicted? Utter nonsense, anyone that knew the game knew their Russian oligarch would fund their stay after he spent ridiculous sums to get them up the first time and then spent heavily again when they got relegated. Similar success at Newcastle? You mean they can't defend and are wasting lots of money on players they don't actually need while ignoring the huge gaps in their squad? And, if you knew anything about him, rather than this ludicrous fantasy you have built up in your head, you would know that even he admits he is so bad in the transfer market that he actually abdicated all responsibility for transfer for Bournemouth.}



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09 Apr 2022 09:49:53
Newcastle hired correctly in Eddie Howe and he’s an Everton fan . He done wonders with Bournemouth and I’m certain he’ll do the same with Newcastle.

Dog Puke Peter

{Ed001's Note - wonders? You mean like when he put Burnley into near-bankruptcy leaving Dyche to pick up the pieces and rescue the club from going into administration? Or when he spent Bournemouth into a black hole financially that should have, by the Championship's own rules, seen them docked points, but they failed to act. The guy is a cheque book manager, nothing wonderous about what he did, he bought his way into the Prem and spent ridiculous amounts of money to go back down again twice. And it is him who jumped ship on Burnley as he said it was "too far north" for him. Amazing how that doesn't seem to be a problem at Newcastle with their huge funds.}



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09 Apr 2022 09:33:10
I must be missing something here. If Pep Guardiola was our manager and our players were still gifting every other teams goals left right and centre then we’d be in the same position as we are now. You can’t manage individual errors and it’s them errors that are costing us every week. Nothing to do with tactics or how the team is set up.

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