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20 Aug 2023 13:08:08
Keane again, ****ing joke
20 Aug 2023 13:11:29
At least DCL is in there mate
20 Aug 2023 13:19:34
Yeah gives us a chances
20 Aug 2023 13:20:21
I just hate that Keane got so many more chances than coady and now branthwaitte isn't even getting a look in. And for what? Just because dyche is mages with him
20 Aug 2023 13:23:03
Think I would just about prefer him to Holgate mate
20 Aug 2023 13:28:12
Much better chance and confidence if Branthwaite for Keane.
20 Aug 2023 13:32:12
Agree but I'd also have Garner at right back instead of Patterson which would allow Dobbin to get into midfield
20 Aug 2023 13:37:28
Obviously Sean doesn’t agree DFS,we have a far better chance today with DCL in the Team,whole Team will be up for this
20 Aug 2023 13:55:16
What’s the score then lads 0-1 for me
20 Aug 2023 14:00:40
We’re off
20 Aug 2023 14:02:06
Jittery start
20 Aug 2023 14:03:35
We need to weather these first 10 mins
20 Aug 2023 14:06:42
Yep
20 Aug 2023 14:10:17
DCL took a whack there
20 Aug 2023 14:11:45
So we have spent 10 minutes playing big Sam tactics and hoof it forward to DCL every time we get possession... Hopefully this isn't the tactic we're gonna play from now
20 Aug 2023 14:12:33
That was a big hit for DCL ouch
20 Aug 2023 14:15:01
Young good play
20 Aug 2023 14:18:00
Xxxx
20 Aug 2023 14:18:13
So easy
20 Aug 2023 14:21:00
Sliding into tackles rather than staying on feet
20 Aug 2023 14:21:12
Keane stood in no man’s land, flat footed and ball watching. He’s cost us already. 3-0 this
20 Aug 2023 14:21:53
Keane was just ball watching
20 Aug 2023 14:22:01
Yep
20 Aug 2023 14:22:43
I posted just before kick off that he’d cost us a goal. We all know it’s going to happen. Dyche is insane.
20 Aug 2023 14:22:48
That looked in
20 Aug 2023 14:22:56
Pen
20 Aug 2023 14:23:21
Defo
20 Aug 2023 14:23:35
Var
20 Aug 2023 14:23:52
Pen
20 Aug 2023 14:24:46
Now we are in trouble
20 Aug 2023 14:25:33
That’s us done.
20 Aug 2023 14:25:59
Yep I reckon
20 Aug 2023 14:26:02
It’s horrible supporting Everton
20 Aug 2023 14:26:02
We have imploded.... We have been awful from kick off.... No ball play just hoof to DCL like he's gonna work miracles ..
20 Aug 2023 14:26:03
defensively an absolute joke
20 Aug 2023 14:26:43
there’s no way Pickford should even be having to make that type of challenge. Where was Keane
20 Aug 2023 14:26:55
Watkins was his man
20 Aug 2023 14:27:36
We need to score quick
20 Aug 2023 14:27:56
ain’t going to happen GB
20 Aug 2023 14:28:05
If we get gubbed today the only positive that might come out of it is that might make us get this no 9 we are so desperately crying out for
20 Aug 2023 14:28:15
We are all over the place mate
20 Aug 2023 14:28:38
we are shocking.
20 Aug 2023 14:28:54
why is Keane playing again , Dyke no idea he brings his best m8 on next, Maupay
20 Aug 2023 14:29:25
This could be a cricket score
20 Aug 2023 14:29:28
Dyche is persisting with this selecting Keane every week and every week we are defensively abysmal.
20 Aug 2023 14:30:24
Taking my boat out to the holy island can’t watch this crap
20 Aug 2023 14:30:29
Calvert lewin injured
20 Aug 2023 14:30:35
Jesus how do we keep being a defensive side that's toothless and can't defend. Just surprised that the push by Patterson wasn't given there all brain dead
20 Aug 2023 14:31:10
I think dcl hasn't got the stomach for football
20 Aug 2023 14:31:11
Good trip Woburn I think i will take mine out
20 Aug 2023 14:31:58
Hes far to soft for the Premier league
20 Aug 2023 14:32:01
C.L. IS A TART
20 Aug 2023 14:33:42
This is beyond bad. Can see Dyche lasting until Christmas if this carries on. Can’t say I am a fan tbh, given his decision to die on the hill
20 Aug 2023 14:33:47
tgat is Michael Keane
20 Aug 2023 14:34:10
Bugger that was close
20 Aug 2023 14:34:50
What a save
20 Aug 2023 14:35:58
Gold save that. They should be 4 up
20 Aug 2023 14:36:51
Onana has done nothing
20 Aug 2023 14:36:52
Pierre I think in order to be q Premier league manager you need dynamic tactics. Be able to change when your being tire apart. Dyche doesn't even like to make a change let alone change play
20 Aug 2023 14:37:03
DCL Waste of space. No strikers and going in with insulting offers. I just don't get the mindset.
20 Aug 2023 14:37:25
Danjuma on DCL off
20 Aug 2023 14:37:28
Any manager that selects Jean or Patterson in the same defence should be sacked this Dyche is a clown
20 Aug 2023 14:37:29
Dyche is no impressing me at all BT
20 Aug 2023 14:37:40
Gnoto won't wanna come to us now
20 Aug 2023 14:38:03
Looks nasty that with DCL tbf
20 Aug 2023 14:38:23
All the more reason we need him mate
20 Aug 2023 14:38:41
Yeah I think he has broken cheek bone
20 Aug 2023 14:38:45
At least its not maupay coming on.
20 Aug 2023 14:38:47
It does he doesn’t know what day it is
20 Aug 2023 14:38:47
Needs to retire.
20 Aug 2023 14:39:02
Tbh villa are a top side atm so knew this would be a struggle
20 Aug 2023 14:39:24
Think you are right DFS he is so injury prone
20 Aug 2023 14:39:26
Clattered by the keeper, not a foul no?
20 Aug 2023 14:39:51
Think it was dcl fault
20 Aug 2023 14:41:01
CL upset he got a black eye WTF
20 Aug 2023 14:41:12
His body isn't right and all these injuries are messing with his head.
20 Aug 2023 14:41:19
Looking at that last chance for villa - Keane letting his man go AGAIN. Needs to be hooked
20 Aug 2023 14:42:20
Ducks hes no use to us hes to soft
20 Aug 2023 14:42:27
Dyche has to be supported before can judge him - not sure why we are signing players who are not match ready if we have limited funds - if I was braitgwaite I’d be fuming if Keane was playing before me
20 Aug 2023 14:42:29
More than a black eye that, deffo broken cheekbone or jaw
20 Aug 2023 14:42:42
disagree he dove in, continued with face swelling badly not soft today
20 Aug 2023 14:42:57
He doesn’t look well
20 Aug 2023 14:42:59
the defense though is mush
20 Aug 2023 14:43:48
Danjuna is just not a centre fwd. Dyche will get our support when he proves he can identify issues and make changes
20 Aug 2023 14:44:06
Well wolves have been unlucky so far but from what I have seen if them so far they should easily beat us even though we. Play them at home in our next match
20 Aug 2023 14:44:56
They got beat 5-1 yesterday and looked hopeless - still beat us though
20 Aug 2023 14:44:57
Dyche will not have my support when he selects Michael Keane at centre back. He is simply not good enough and instantly makes us defensively weak. Stubborn managers
20 Aug 2023 14:45:16
Exactly Sobs
20 Aug 2023 14:46:22
Some managers just love certain players like Dyche with Keane
20 Aug 2023 14:46:32
He dropped Keane towards end of last season for Mina - he knew he was crap - braithwaite / Godfrey both better
20 Aug 2023 14:47:05
I’ve seen enough. Enjoy the rest of the day lads, hopefully Dyche changes something, I won’t hold my breath
20 Aug 2023 14:47:37
Exactly Sobs at least go with our best starting 11
20 Aug 2023 14:49:12
Shite cross
20 Aug 2023 14:49:18
Been bad this
20 Aug 2023 14:49:56
Really hope we manage to bring some new faces in not long left in this window
20 Aug 2023 14:50:46
Dyche couldn’t identify a traffic light the man is a total filing clown
20 Aug 2023 14:50:52
I personally think the old style mangers are found out now instantly.
20 Aug 2023 14:52:21
Was the biggest no brainer ever keeping coady
20 Aug 2023 14:52:33
Dyche might find it easier if he picked out best team rather than just his mate
20 Aug 2023 14:52:49
The old style managers have no technical ability the game has moved on from them 2 games played and we are watching the same Fukien crap as always
20 Aug 2023 14:53:28
Imagine tarky gets injured ???
20 Aug 2023 14:54:12
Squad is so light
20 Aug 2023 14:54:15
Sell Onana which would be a shame but get in mctominay and 35 mill and get Gnonto and another striker
20 Aug 2023 14:54:20
Exactly Guernsey but with our track record on transfers are you really hopeful of any Real talented players coming in let's face it we had money before and still managed to make a pigs ear of it so how are we gonna fare without a pot to p*** in
20 Aug 2023 14:55:06
Gonna have to sell a star to raise cash I reckon
20 Aug 2023 14:55:36
We do that we are fu cked
20 Aug 2023 14:56:02
We can't loose anymore squad is so lught
20 Aug 2023 14:56:12
The money would go missing GB
20 Aug 2023 14:57:40
I don’t think we have any stars
20 Aug 2023 14:59:04
CL GOT SOME
20 Aug 2023 15:00:47
Ye we are selling the light fittings as a smoke screen to signings
20 Aug 2023 15:01:02
Wife wants me to stop looking at football, says it puts me in a mood ???
20 Aug 2023 15:01:03
Money would go missing
20 Aug 2023 15:01:12
We don't have any stars
20 Aug 2023 15:01:35
Lee - mine too ?
20 Aug 2023 15:01:45
LOL
20 Aug 2023 15:02:39
It’s not just the results - manager, style of play, Keane, owners - transfers - it’s all really sh”t
20 Aug 2023 15:02:54
Before we where jacking off the dog to feed the cat. Now it seems like Moshiri is swallowing it
20 Aug 2023 15:03:45
We don’t get anyone in its going to be a long season
20 Aug 2023 15:05:27
Worrying thing it’s not just forwards we still need ,the Team is all over the place
20 Aug 2023 15:05:28
Yes GB but we said that for two years
20 Aug 2023 15:05:31
Can't see us going down. There'll be 3 worse than us
20 Aug 2023 15:05:50
I know mate it not easy eh
20 Aug 2023 15:05:51
Villa are a top side tbh ...Still gonna be a long season
20 Aug 2023 15:06:09
where geof
20 Aug 2023 15:06:38
Where Geoff
20 Aug 2023 15:07:05
Beginning to think even if we do buy we have been in this position too many times this is the year we might be moving in a brand new state of the art stadium as a championship side ?????
20 Aug 2023 15:08:28
At61...Sheffield United, Luton and wolves or forest will be down with us
20 Aug 2023 15:08:40
We just don’t learn. We have no outlet who can hold up the ball and now DCL will be out for the next few games. Get a threat up front and give them the ball
20 Aug 2023 15:09:28
Waited till the 46 th minute for our first shot says it all
20 Aug 2023 15:09:40
Dobbin on
20 Aug 2023 15:10:08
Idrissa off
20 Aug 2023 15:11:16
You would never think Hinchcliffe had played for us would you.
20 Aug 2023 15:11:40
Just thinking the same he was good for us
20 Aug 2023 15:11:54
It will be close Geoff
20 Aug 2023 15:12:30
Bit more attacking here. Thought gana was miles out of position for both goals
20 Aug 2023 15:12:45
Yep
20 Aug 2023 15:13:50
Who went off
20 Aug 2023 15:13:58
Iwobi injured
20 Aug 2023 15:14:05
I'm amazed he made the change
20 Aug 2023 15:14:10
Hamstring
20 Aug 2023 15:14:36
Isobi will be out now for weeks look like hanstring
20 Aug 2023 15:14:41
Bloody hell there’s bad luck and our luck
20 Aug 2023 15:15:22
International break could be useful for us
20 Aug 2023 15:15:37
Geoffjono is that you sean dyche in disguise ?
20 Aug 2023 15:16:03
Maupay on ahhhhhhhhhh
20 Aug 2023 15:16:31
That’s it now
20 Aug 2023 15:16:55
Iwobi like him or not is our best player in general that's a huge loss
20 Aug 2023 15:17:26
Awful ball that
20 Aug 2023 15:17:37
That says a lot - Iwobi is our best player. No wonder we are where we are
20 Aug 2023 15:17:44
Keane AGAIN and Pickford is Fukien crap England keeper my arse
20 Aug 2023 15:18:00
Keane was ****e there.
20 Aug 2023 15:18:21
Fans going home
20 Aug 2023 15:18:24
Argh well relegation fight big time... I can't believe Keane is starting... Dyche out
20 Aug 2023 15:18:29
Don’t blame tham
20 Aug 2023 15:18:51
Nor me mate
20 Aug 2023 15:18:52
The only positives have been danjuma and dobbin prepared to run at people.
20 Aug 2023 15:19:05
This is worst of be seen us play in last 2 seasons
20 Aug 2023 15:19:14
Thought Young has been ok
20 Aug 2023 15:19:18
Hopefully this shows branthwaite should be starting ahead of keane
20 Aug 2023 15:19:20
Keane at fault for another goal. Be calls for dyche out soon enough
20 Aug 2023 15:19:42
This is the perfect time to try out the big kid
20 Aug 2023 15:19:58
There will if this carries on Chris
20 Aug 2023 15:20:10
This is how it will be until the owner and board **** off.
20 Aug 2023 15:20:23
No frills but hard to play against! Good defensively??
20 Aug 2023 15:20:59
The demise of a once great footballing Club
20 Aug 2023 15:21:39
Why the f is Cannon not on. Are we worried about our 1m loan fee. Pathetic
20 Aug 2023 15:21:48
Maupay has the touch of a donkey
20 Aug 2023 15:21:55
Branthwaite and dobbin need to start maybe even with cannon if iwobi injury bad
20 Aug 2023 15:21:57
We can’t put 2 passes together
20 Aug 2023 15:22:34
This could end up at 6-0
20 Aug 2023 15:23:00
Only 6?
20 Aug 2023 15:23:04
Passing is diabolical
20 Aug 2023 15:23:33
Bad from dobbin
20 Aug 2023 15:23:48
They're all not fit fit
20 Aug 2023 15:24:03
Geoff dobbin gas just given the worst 3yd pass I’ve ever seen
20 Aug 2023 15:24:36
why did we play against man u in the week ?????
20 Aug 2023 15:25:14
we look fked
20 Aug 2023 15:25:15
We had half a squad for pre season no wonder they're off the pace
20 Aug 2023 15:25:15
Maupay can’t buy agoal
20 Aug 2023 15:26:12
The fact our players are not fit is down to the clown & his staff
20 Aug 2023 15:27:28
No it's down to us not having a squad for pre season
20 Aug 2023 15:27:31
Striker or no striker, this team is a shambles and devoid of skill and vision… you can blame the lack of funds all you want but the coaching and team selection is woeful. We have to begin to question Dyche and his coaching team
20 Aug 2023 15:27:43
Patterson is crap
20 Aug 2023 15:27:46
Failing to prepare all over the organisation
20 Aug 2023 15:29:19
Rubbish bluet Dyche has selected the wrong set up again and gone with his 2 mates in central defence and both of them don’t have a clue
20 Aug 2023 15:30:04
Could have had coady for 4mil
20 Aug 2023 15:30:22
Unfortunately he didn't play at Burnley while dyche was there so he didn't have a chance
20 Aug 2023 15:30:54
Coady was the biggest fail of all time. Imagine 4 million he talked to everyone
20 Aug 2023 15:31:18
He looked like he had blue blood on the pitch
20 Aug 2023 15:31:27
Coady was a leader
20 Aug 2023 15:31:37
Exactly
20 Aug 2023 15:31:46
We could have had Branthwaite. Oh. Wait a minute. We do.......
20 Aug 2023 15:31:48
Him and tarks
20 Aug 2023 15:32:26
Listen Braithwaite might get his confidence shattered under this management
20 Aug 2023 15:32:29
If Dyche sticks with Keane he’ll be gone
20 Aug 2023 15:32:50
He should just go sobs
20 Aug 2023 15:33:23
Keane must have complete anxiety every game knowing he's making basic errors
20 Aug 2023 15:34:11
You have to have a brain for that bluet and Keane is just a donkey
20 Aug 2023 15:35:08
It's not his fault his ability is not even close to Premier league
20 Aug 2023 15:35:22
Fool keeps picking you
20 Aug 2023 15:35:56
Keep Danjuma and Dobbin and Bin the rest on this performance
20 Aug 2023 15:36:30
Maupay Bern ok since he came on
20 Aug 2023 15:36:38
Dobbin is quite poor
20 Aug 2023 15:36:59
Can you see us getting gnotto after this? Che adams won't help us another passenger
20 Aug 2023 15:37:12
But he runs with ball. Some of other players should try it
20 Aug 2023 15:37:50
At61 even Diego Maradonna in his prime would look poor if he were surrounded by this bunch of charlatans
20 Aug 2023 15:37:52
He does nothing but give it away gryf
20 Aug 2023 15:39:04
Maradona would point out every mistake amd talk to players we have no spine
20 Aug 2023 15:40:09
Looks like another long season ahead I’m afraid. And not an enjoyable one based on this afternoons performance. ☹️
20 Aug 2023 15:40:59
The rest of the team also give it away but I'd still only keep him and Danjuma. Maybe keep Keane as well after that cock up (swear)
20 Aug 2023 15:41:07
Keane****- 3 goals his fault
20 Aug 2023 15:41:11
Michael Keane is Everton in a nutshell. A bang average defender that we overpaid for, consistently poor, and 6 years later still plays week in, week out, even after the same manager dropped him for the most important 4 games of the last season
20 Aug 2023 15:41:21
Sack Dyche now please
20 Aug 2023 15:41:57
Don't want to see anybody loose there job but if things don't change soon......
20 Aug 2023 15:43:51
And go through the shambles of appointing and sacking again?
20 Aug 2023 15:43:52
Hes also effecting who comes to us players like elanga said the manager doesnt suit his style
20 Aug 2023 15:44:00
Dyche is not the man for us, he has no tactical brain... Prehistoric play, just try and defend and nick a goal....I want us to go down to spare everyone the agony... We are awful again... Whole pre season and we're two games in playing the same team with different being a 38 year old starting
20 Aug 2023 15:44:15
So happy that Dyche's mate Keane is playing. Where would we be without him
20 Aug 2023 15:44:22
And get who at61? We've no money to pay off Dyche and he's been given a ****ty squad not strong enough
20 Aug 2023 15:45:04
Not fixing the problem though - the whole place needs a lift - seems like everything at Everton is in second gear.
20 Aug 2023 15:45:50
We are utterly appalling
20 Aug 2023 15:45:51
We can't afford second gear. In fact, we can't afford any gear
20 Aug 2023 15:45:59
He's making awful calls bw
20 Aug 2023 15:46:06
Branthwaite will surely bang in a transfer request?
20 Aug 2023 15:46:33
He won't fancy coming on here
20 Aug 2023 15:46:40
Would you??
20 Aug 2023 15:46:46
Looks like a class prospect and is not able to play any football because Dyche keeps picking his mate Keane who happens to be the worst centre back I've seen in a blue shirt
20 Aug 2023 15:46:51
Try not to panic - second game in. We should have 3 points from last week and it would be a different picture today. Let’s get something against Wolves and push on
20 Aug 2023 15:47:33
Why should we have had 3 points last week? We got beat
20 Aug 2023 15:47:40
must drop Keane though
20 Aug 2023 15:48:09
dobbin is crap
20 Aug 2023 15:48:36
Take back what I said about Dobbin. I'd only keep Danjuma (facepalm)
20 Aug 2023 15:48:45
Should have scored last week fatchris- if we had done that, different result.
20 Aug 2023 15:51:00
We have to start getting results at home
20 Aug 2023 15:51:18
Didn’t expect anything from today
20 Aug 2023 15:51:22
if we got 5 today it would be different result m8, lol, lol BR
20 Aug 2023 15:52:01
We're already in trouble and a bad prospect for anyone looking for a new club. Where do we go from here? Try and get together and find a way out of it or implode
20 Aug 2023 15:52:11
But that was never going to happen Lee
20 Aug 2023 15:52:17
We have to stick with Dyche regardless for the medium term at least can't krei asking playing off starting again groundhog Day
20 Aug 2023 15:52:22
Fulham looked like a championship side yesterday that shows you the level we are at
20 Aug 2023 15:53:23
YES WE ARE STUCK, with Dyche
20 Aug 2023 15:53:24
I know we’ve been ****e but every time Andy Hinchcliffe co-commentates he doesn’t half put the boot in on how ****e we are. He used to play for us n all !
20 Aug 2023 15:55:08
the main reason we are in such a mess is Moshiri and Kenwright. Try and remember that
20 Aug 2023 15:55:33
Ref given out a fair few cards
20 Aug 2023 15:57:01
Andy hinchcliffe is bloody boring also
20 Aug 2023 15:57:31
an d Ken still making money out of our club, didn't attend last meeting and didn't come to games
20 Aug 2023 15:57:41
Hinchcliffe is right, so is bw2412 v2.0.
20 Aug 2023 15:59:00
Though Dyche could help himself and replace Keane with Branthwaite
20 Aug 2023 16:00:11
Or replace Keane with a rubber duck. That would still make our defence better
20 Aug 2023 16:01:42
BK is the only constant in all of this. Moshri says BK has to stay for his contacts and knowledge, nope BK is the last fall guy. Have MSP seen our books?
20 Aug 2023 16:02:14
Or replace Keane with a cardboard cut out of a young Madonna
20 Aug 2023 16:03:17
You sound surprised. When the board and owner let the club rot this is what you get.
20 Aug 2023 16:03:44
We
20 Aug 2023 16:03:58
I'm no kean on that idea, I like Madonna
20 Aug 2023 16:04:24
must be the only club in history who has gone backwards since being taken over by a billionaire. Bizarre
20 Aug 2023 16:04:42
I like Maddoner
20 Aug 2023 16:05:20
One of the very few MONEY FOR NOTHING clubs
20 Aug 2023 16:05:20
Finally it's over
20 Aug 2023 16:05:30
What’s to be done Lee have we time to save this Club
20 Aug 2023 16:05:52
Agreed. Another day ruined by efc ! Laters
20 Aug 2023 16:06:18
Only new owner can save us m8
20 Aug 2023 16:06:25
You should stop predicting the score GB You are a bad omen
20 Aug 2023 16:07:42
Have we scored yet?
20 Aug 2023 16:07:58
Anyone for a cheeky home wine against Wolves? Thought not
20 Aug 2023 16:08:03
Amen to that BW.
20 Aug 2023 16:09:12
Oh well. Anyone got any good jokes that don't include Keane?
20 Aug 2023 16:11:18
I still think Sheff Utd, Wolves, Burnley, Luton will finish below us. Will be more confident if we beat Wolves.
20 Aug 2023 16:12:29
That's a good joke DFS
20 Aug 2023 16:20:26
That’s funny

 

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