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30 Aug 2023 19:21:38
Really do not get why Keane is playing
30 Aug 2023 19:21:48
What is dyches problem
30 Aug 2023 19:22:09
No reason branthwaitte can't get some more game time here
30 Aug 2023 19:23:44
Yep why Keane. Is he married to Dyches sister or something.
30 Aug 2023 19:37:07
Keane must have something on him
30 Aug 2023 19:37:48
What worries me is that if we keep a clean sheet he'll use that as reason to start him against shef utd
30 Aug 2023 19:50:50
We will have a new defender by then Chris mate I reckon
30 Aug 2023 19:57:33
Strong Team we have tonight expect a decent win for us
30 Aug 2023 19:57:40
We will have a new manager if he keeps on picking him guernsey
30 Aug 2023 19:58:40
I think Sean has someone in mind to bring in before the weekend mate
30 Aug 2023 19:59:33
Taranga is one that keeps getting mentioned
30 Aug 2023 20:00:12
So chuffed we have Beto
30 Aug 2023 20:01:30
Yeah so am I GB. I can't see another signing though. This window has been great so far. I think I'd rather see a lb than a CB though.
30 Aug 2023 20:01:38
Keane already
30 Aug 2023 20:02:09
Michael Keane ??
30 Aug 2023 20:02:19
Should be 1 down
30 Aug 2023 20:02:23
Can we just end this guy's contract already
30 Aug 2023 20:02:30
Poor defending already
30 Aug 2023 20:02:36
They will know to target him
30 Aug 2023 20:02:44
He's dreadful
30 Aug 2023 20:03:14
They should have scored then
30 Aug 2023 20:03:28
Worse than Holgate and that’s saying something
30 Aug 2023 20:04:20
He needs to retire
30 Aug 2023 20:06:44
We're 5 minutes in and cannot string two passes together wtf are up with this team
30 Aug 2023 20:07:11
Who’s the premier team here
30 Aug 2023 20:08:40
None of them
30 Aug 2023 20:10:14
Corner and the ball ends up going back to Pickford
30 Aug 2023 20:10:45
Yep
30 Aug 2023 20:11:04
Keane can only play a right footed pass to myko. Keane always played rcb I think he's even worse at lcb
30 Aug 2023 20:11:06
We can't take corners
30 Aug 2023 20:11:34
We can't play football skylark
30 Aug 2023 20:12:02
What’s worrying bar Keane and Myko this is our strongest Team
30 Aug 2023 20:12:21
We can't take corners we can't take throw ins we can't take free kicks we can't pass we can't score we can't defend have I missed something
30 Aug 2023 20:12:22
It's either backwards sideways or long balls
30 Aug 2023 20:12:22
Why are you chuffed we have Beto? He is extremely selfish, so those around him are going to become frustrated.
30 Aug 2023 20:13:03
In all honesty we need someone selfish. Wind me up this team, won't shoot always look to pass
30 Aug 2023 20:13:04
Give him a chance ducks
30 Aug 2023 20:13:31
Pretty obvious have been crying out for a forward will pass judgement after a few games
30 Aug 2023 20:13:33
Amount of times I'm shooting hit it. Only for them to make one to many passes and the chance is gone
30 Aug 2023 20:13:44
Shouting*
30 Aug 2023 20:13:48
They won't be frustrated if he scires
30 Aug 2023 20:14:32
Play Garner more central. I am giving him a chance Skylark just pointing out that those running into better p
30 Aug 2023 20:15:04
Positions are going to need patu
30 Aug 2023 20:15:05
Can’t run the guy down chuffed he’s joined us have to give him time to see what he’s like
30 Aug 2023 20:16:05
Patience. I actually like the big guy/little guy setup.
30 Aug 2023 20:16:46
Would still take Che Adams
30 Aug 2023 20:17:02
Back to sleep now.
30 Aug 2023 20:17:24
I think we need someone who can pass the ball well in cm next in all honesty
30 Aug 2023 20:17:37
No intensity like the wolves game
30 Aug 2023 20:17:42
A leader who can control the game
30 Aug 2023 20:17:55
I think that's what we lack in all honesty
30 Aug 2023 20:18:52
Yep a Peter Reid
30 Aug 2023 20:19:19
This is embarrassing 18 minutes gone and I've had enough
30 Aug 2023 20:19:41
Blimey Skylark
30 Aug 2023 20:20:17
No shots no targets no box
30 Aug 2023 20:20:35
Is it the players who are garbage or dyches sh#ye tactics?
30 Aug 2023 20:20:36
It's shocking mate
30 Aug 2023 20:21:08
We have to go 2 down before we start
30 Aug 2023 20:21:16
Outplayed by a team bottom off League 2
30 Aug 2023 20:21:45
We are being totally outplayed it's shocking
30 Aug 2023 20:22:06
?
30 Aug 2023 20:22:08
Agree mate
30 Aug 2023 20:22:40
22 mins not even been in their box
30 Aug 2023 20:22:41
We just long ball, lose possession defend then start again
30 Aug 2023 20:22:43
is anyone else embarrassed
30 Aug 2023 20:22:50
Yep
30 Aug 2023 20:22:58
Yas
30 Aug 2023 20:23:11
Blimey mate this is dire
30 Aug 2023 20:23:27
Unfortunately the team isnt
30 Aug 2023 20:24:00
None of us tonight seem up for it, all so disjointed
30 Aug 2023 20:24:18
What’s happening in the boardroom must be effecting the Team
30 Aug 2023 20:24:19
It almost looks like the players have down tools
30 Aug 2023 20:24:21
Even the commentators are shocked how bad we are
30 Aug 2023 20:24:28
No ability to pass the ball forward
30 Aug 2023 20:24:32
Why are we kicking long? They deal with that week in week out
30 Aug 2023 20:24:55
We are getting out muscled all over as well
30 Aug 2023 20:25:11
that onana is the biggest fraud in history, and the rest are no better
30 Aug 2023 20:25:17
If this was Sat we would be 2 down already
30 Aug 2023 20:25:22
any manager that selects keane/mykolenko/ patterson 7 pickford in the same defence is not a football manager
30 Aug 2023 20:25:22
Ffs
30 Aug 2023 20:25:38
11 frauds that what they are
30 Aug 2023 20:25:38
This is just a little embarrassing
30 Aug 2023 20:25:38
Outdoor see
30 Aug 2023 20:25:54
would sell him Ed mate
30 Aug 2023 20:25:55
Simple pass straight out of play
30 Aug 2023 20:26:02
Team of sh!t houses
30 Aug 2023 20:26:15
sick to the back teeth of this lot of cowards week in week out
30 Aug 2023 20:26:23
I've never understood the hype with onana
30 Aug 2023 20:26:27
less of the houses
30 Aug 2023 20:26:35
Doncaster know we are here for the taking
30 Aug 2023 20:26:43
Dacoure wasting time ??
30 Aug 2023 20:26:51
I'm really thinking of turning off
30 Aug 2023 20:26:54
Sorry Just frustrating
30 Aug 2023 20:27:10
They're all wasting our time mate
30 Aug 2023 20:27:13
this is not a laughing matter this is fukin seriouly bad
30 Aug 2023 20:27:38
Anyone got Sam's number
30 Aug 2023 20:27:49
I know but if I don't laugh I'll cry mate
30 Aug 2023 20:27:51
Midfield gone into hiding
30 Aug 2023 20:27:58
we are doomed
30 Aug 2023 20:28:15
Do we have a midfield
30 Aug 2023 20:29:03
can 11 of us cut off our bollocks and take them to finch farm to shoe this lot of twats what they are
30 Aug 2023 20:29:07
dobbin has got a worse touch than ched evans
30 Aug 2023 20:29:23
? ed
30 Aug 2023 20:29:35
ed 025 dobbin is not good enough at this level
30 Aug 2023 20:29:49
Bring on Maupay strewth
30 Aug 2023 20:29:49
What playing donny
30 Aug 2023 20:30:34
Was hoping that went in
30 Aug 2023 20:30:44
Not assed I'm done already don't give a fook don't even want to win hope we get beat
30 Aug 2023 20:31:04
This is shocking, what was Dyche thinking?
30 Aug 2023 20:31:20
Donny fan's singing premier league your having a laugh
30 Aug 2023 20:31:43
Sam so hated, Moyes disliked. Need to leave our silk hankies at home abd buck up to reality. These are the guys that if you leave them alone can give consusre
30 Aug 2023 20:31:47
This is the time where dyche needs to show he's a manager and change it. Formation or tactics or something
30 Aug 2023 20:31:55
Well their right
30 Aug 2023 20:32:08
Consistency.
30 Aug 2023 20:32:18
They are woburn
30 Aug 2023 20:33:19
They're not wrong.
30 Aug 2023 20:33:37
Beto must be devastated wondering what he’s done
30 Aug 2023 20:33:58
We all used to give Rafa loads of **** for only going in with plan A and never changing it. This joker is just as bad
30 Aug 2023 20:34:59
We need fat Sam for any salvation, imagine an 8th placed finish this season
30 Aug 2023 20:35:03
Second half put the big lump on, someine on the flanks to deliver (do we have one) see the game change.
30 Aug 2023 20:37:29
Prem team are scoring that
30 Aug 2023 20:37:48
Alone at back post. Mad how badly we are getting outplayed
30 Aug 2023 20:38:41
Blackburn showing us how it's done
30 Aug 2023 20:39:42
my god that patterson ia toss pot
30 Aug 2023 20:39:52
Mykolenko and Patterson are so poor
30 Aug 2023 20:40:25
Well. We've found our level
30 Aug 2023 20:41:13
in 65 years i have never seen a worse Everton side
30 Aug 2023 20:42:33
1st shot - 41 mins (rofl)
30 Aug 2023 20:42:40
Been awful to watch so far. Just no creativity. Doncaster have been the better team by far.
30 Aug 2023 20:43:05
Agree Ed
30 Aug 2023 20:44:17
Not sure you can class that as a shot IT
30 Aug 2023 20:44:36
Guess so
30 Aug 2023 20:44:44
There you go
30 Aug 2023 20:44:46
Yesssssssssssssssss
30 Aug 2023 20:44:55
What a bag of ahit
30 Aug 2023 20:44:55
Certainly not like that one anyway
30 Aug 2023 20:44:57
Ed025: It's a disjointed unbalanced side. Play Garner at RB or as a real CM/DM let Decoure run, n
30 Aug 2023 20:45:26
9 managers and we are reduced to this
30 Aug 2023 20:45:27
im done boys, see you soon
30 Aug 2023 20:45:46
Well offside
30 Aug 2023 20:46:27
Not the first time they've played that ball in
30 Aug 2023 20:46:49
That’s our issue summed up - can’t score against the team at the bottom of the football league
30 Aug 2023 20:47:07
How long does Dyche have?
30 Aug 2023 20:47:18
We've been awful, we are awful...but that linesman should be getting his P45 tomorrow, wasn't even close ?
30 Aug 2023 20:47:24
How far offside was that ffs
30 Aug 2023 20:47:26
Dunno mate
30 Aug 2023 20:47:37
Shockingly offside. We've been absolutely crap.
30 Aug 2023 20:47:54
Haven't even looked like scoring
30 Aug 2023 20:47:54
Well offside but i don't even care they deserve it and the other lot deserve a f**kin slap
30 Aug 2023 20:47:59
Just not a collection of premier league level footballers is it
30 Aug 2023 20:48:06
Is there anybody can say anything positive? This is the worst group of players assembled in any league.
30 Aug 2023 20:48:06
I it’s been coming Woburn we deserve that
30 Aug 2023 20:48:48
Hope the hairdryer comes out
30 Aug 2023 20:48:52
Embarrassing
30 Aug 2023 20:48:59
Way off but that isn't the point this is a bottom of league 2 side.
30 Aug 2023 20:49:04
GB offside is offside regardless how bad we are.
30 Aug 2023 20:49:06
I feel numb
30 Aug 2023 20:49:18
(facepalm) (swear) (swear)
30 Aug 2023 20:49:41
Pickford saved us big time there.
30 Aug 2023 20:49:44
we cant string 3 passes together and that is down to the coaches the players dont have a fukin clue what to do
30 Aug 2023 20:50:05
It’s how the ref sees it we are crap we can’t play football mate
30 Aug 2023 20:50:33
if we lose this then dyche has to go tomorrow and take this **** with him
30 Aug 2023 20:50:59
You volunteering at62?
30 Aug 2023 20:51:35
even i would not pick a defence that included mykolenko keane and patterson
30 Aug 2023 20:51:53
How much is a Doncaster season ticket? May change allegiance. They play better than we do and can find the back of the net......
30 Aug 2023 20:52:02
Doesn't matter who the manager is we are just crap, end of. No effort or desire, get rolled over every week.
30 Aug 2023 20:52:43
The only thing to look forward to is cup games, so he picks that feckin defence.
30 Aug 2023 20:52:49
Just don’t get this tonight a real good chance to get a 3 or 4 nil and move on,we are our worst enemies and deserve all we get
30 Aug 2023 20:54:15
do we no longer have any pride as a football club anymore
30 Aug 2023 20:54:32
How can we be so poor? Our under 23s should be playing tonight to get experience to give the first team a rest. The first team looks shocked
30 Aug 2023 20:55:30
br our u23 are just as bad coached by total losers that is the problem we dont have anyone with a winning mentality anymore
30 Aug 2023 20:55:51
Supposed to be celebrating a well loved family member at a good lunch Saturday about the time we play Sheff Utd, bundle of fun that wilk be. (rofl) (rofl)
30 Aug 2023 20:58:58
Perfect opportunity to play the strongest first team to build a bit of confidence and momentum. He plays the players WE all know are ****e. Get him gone.
30 Aug 2023 21:00:22
Not sure where we go from here
30 Aug 2023 21:01:35
Shouldn't Onana be in front of Garner or doing the runs with Decoure. BR23-24 it will change 2nd Half win 3-1.
30 Aug 2023 21:02:14
3 changes - Beto on
30 Aug 2023 21:02:44
Dfs how can you still have hope after watching that
30 Aug 2023 21:03:09
Triple sub
30 Aug 2023 21:03:43
How we doing
30 Aug 2023 21:03:56
Don’t ask
30 Aug 2023 21:04:17
Ok. Bad then
30 Aug 2023 21:04:31
This is the dark before the dawn. We will better this half
30 Aug 2023 21:04:46
Hope so
30 Aug 2023 21:05:08
Can’t be worse can we
30 Aug 2023 21:06:16
Need a reaction big time
30 Aug 2023 21:07:04
Young carrying on with the crap crosses then
30 Aug 2023 21:08:14
Not scored this season ;-(
30 Aug 2023 21:08:46
Beto to save us?
30 Aug 2023 21:09:05
Yep
30 Aug 2023 21:10:16
We can't control the ball never mind control the game.
30 Aug 2023 21:11:21
Different this a bit of urgency at last
30 Aug 2023 21:13:10
I literally fell asleep during that first half
30 Aug 2023 21:13:49
Awful first half
30 Aug 2023 21:14:24
They are running rings around us
30 Aug 2023 21:15:18
I've turned off
30 Aug 2023 21:15:29
At least Beto looks up for this
30 Aug 2023 21:15:50
Probably playing for a move GB
30 Aug 2023 21:16:01
:-D
30 Aug 2023 21:18:07
I really don't see what Onana gives us
30 Aug 2023 21:19:39
I’m starting to think Dyche might have lost the team. Or is it just that we are playing a rubbish line up against a lower league team?
30 Aug 2023 21:20:29
We aren't beating sheff utd playing like this
30 Aug 2023 21:21:21
It’s like 11 strangers who’ve just met up for a kick about - absolutely disgraceful
30 Aug 2023 21:22:38
That’s pretty much nailed it IT. With a manager who’s never met them before
30 Aug 2023 21:22:55
And there all pissed
30 Aug 2023 21:24:19
If Dyches plan is to play like this we may as well have kept Townsend
30 Aug 2023 21:25:32
Surely playing like this does not require a plan mate
30 Aug 2023 21:27:53
Whole ball not out there
30 Aug 2023 21:28:43
3 shots 1 on target. Doncaster 14 shots 5 on target
30 Aug 2023 21:28:51
We can’t even pass a ball 10 yds
30 Aug 2023 21:28:52
Danjuma showing why he couldn’t get a game at spurs
30 Aug 2023 21:29:20
Dyche showing why Burnley got shut
30 Aug 2023 21:29:21
This is worse than the villa game for sure
30 Aug 2023 21:29:43
I think dyche has lost the team, we don't even look fit wtd
30 Aug 2023 21:30:24
And all dyches fault, he's fckn useless
30 Aug 2023 21:31:07
Looks like our £30m striker is a flop
30 Aug 2023 21:31:08
Not all his fault bhead but ye he is useless
30 Aug 2023 21:31:25
Wow
30 Aug 2023 21:31:26
Get in
30 Aug 2023 21:31:29
Get in
30 Aug 2023 21:31:35
At last
30 Aug 2023 21:32:18
He’s only been here 24 hours and he scores our first goal of the season
30 Aug 2023 21:32:27
Now let’s put the Fukien game to bed
30 Aug 2023 21:32:32
Nice finish
30 Aug 2023 21:32:56
Good finish but i genuinely felt nothing when that went in
30 Aug 2023 21:33:26
Hope this doesn’t go to pens
30 Aug 2023 21:33:31
He'll put Maupay on now
30 Aug 2023 21:33:32
Go on get off mykolenko your crap
30 Aug 2023 21:33:32
Atleast we scored
30 Aug 2023 21:33:39
Scored now Dyche is bringing another cb on
30 Aug 2023 21:33:53
Beto off and maupay on
30 Aug 2023 21:34:13
Myko is always on floor crying
30 Aug 2023 21:34:25
He’s not brought a centre back on smutty he’s brought on donkey no2
30 Aug 2023 21:34:31
Godfrey needs to do one as well
30 Aug 2023 21:34:42
He's been shocking
30 Aug 2023 21:34:53
Need to tell dyche there's no replays
30 Aug 2023 21:34:54
Godfrey has always been ****e
30 Aug 2023 21:37:03
Let’s get a second now. Beto hat trick anyone?
30 Aug 2023 21:37:49
Our long passing as been shocking
30 Aug 2023 21:38:37
Godfrey just doesn’t want to be here ant
30 Aug 2023 21:40:30
Unlucky Beto
30 Aug 2023 21:41:01
Finally a striker that has movement
30 Aug 2023 21:41:53
Finally a striker. A striker! Someone who can score! Is it Christmas?
30 Aug 2023 21:42:20
Now we just need a midfield and defence
30 Aug 2023 21:42:46
And a decent keeper
30 Aug 2023 21:42:46
Maupay on
30 Aug 2023 21:43:21
It’s not rocket science get it wide and cross it
30 Aug 2023 21:44:24
We are playing better and knobhead brings on Maupay
30 Aug 2023 21:47:12
Get in
30 Aug 2023 21:47:18
Get in
30 Aug 2023 21:47:26
Thank feckin for that
30 Aug 2023 21:47:37
Wow we scored 2 in a game (clap)
30 Aug 2023 21:47:38
I take no satisfaction from this
30 Aug 2023 21:47:43
It's not over yet Woburn ffs
30 Aug 2023 21:48:26
Stop it Rob I have a lot of straws here mate
30 Aug 2023 21:48:53
This 2nd half team needs to start against sheff utd minus keane
30 Aug 2023 21:49:19
Deffo minus Keane
30 Aug 2023 21:49:50
Miles better this half but Rovers can feel hard done by
30 Aug 2023 21:51:10
Am i losing my mind or has Maupay done well since coming on?
30 Aug 2023 21:51:28
Your losing your mind ??
30 Aug 2023 21:51:51
James garner is crap
30 Aug 2023 21:52:10
No he's not alan
30 Aug 2023 21:52:11
We want a third
30 Aug 2023 21:52:41
I commented on Maupay earlier today, needs to be the little man in a big man little man combo.
30 Aug 2023 21:52:48
We need the practice
30 Aug 2023 21:53:32
Beto man of the match
30 Aug 2023 21:53:44
He is rob he can’t head can’t tackle can’t pass can’t shoot
30 Aug 2023 21:53:59
Sorry player of the match if I upset anyone ??
30 Aug 2023 21:54:02
We need to rest players for Sat. Maybe explains the weak selection
30 Aug 2023 21:54:49
Ime wasting against donny ffs
30 Aug 2023 21:54:53
Have we been any better? Annoyed I've turned off now
30 Aug 2023 21:54:55
Time
30 Aug 2023 21:55:17
A lot better 2nd half chris
30 Aug 2023 21:55:19
Literally watched every minute of football this season apart from the 1 half where we score goals
30 Aug 2023 21:55:22
Slightly Chris - Beto has been the difference
30 Aug 2023 21:55:29
He has
30 Aug 2023 21:56:00
He's our new lukaku
30 Aug 2023 21:56:09
Beto gives me some hope for the season
30 Aug 2023 21:56:16
Should of been a goal
30 Aug 2023 21:56:30
Beto looked promising, and looks up for a battle which is great to see
30 Aug 2023 21:56:38
He does me tedster
30 Aug 2023 21:56:49
Should have played him in first time
30 Aug 2023 21:57:05
Dyches plan all along ??
30 Aug 2023 21:57:10
I like danjuma too. And credit where it's due, Maupay was tidy and linked play when he came on. Maybe he's an okay option playing off a big man?
30 Aug 2023 21:57:27
Maybe davey
30 Aug 2023 21:57:32
The starting back 4 truly appalling
30 Aug 2023 21:57:44
Obvious.
30 Aug 2023 21:58:13
Was Davey - not one of them should be anywhere near a football pitch
30 Aug 2023 21:58:54
Let's not get carried away. Its a marginal win against a team ravaged by injuries and bottom of the football leagues
30 Aug 2023 21:59:29
Not sure anyone is getting carried away Smit
30 Aug 2023 21:59:48
Well no ?
30 Aug 2023 22:00:13
But we did look a decent outfit playing into and around Beto second half so there's cause for a bit of optimism re that signing
30 Aug 2023 22:01:03
I think once we have a couple more in and Dyche has gone we will look pretty good
30 Aug 2023 22:01:34
Patterson, Mykolenko, Keane and Godfrey should be nowhere near our first team ever again
30 Aug 2023 22:02:28
Apart from Patterson I agree Ed
30 Aug 2023 22:02:49
Only because I would give him a bit more time
30 Aug 2023 22:03:25
They set the tone don't they Ed from the back. Hesitant on and off the ball.
30 Aug 2023 22:03:57
And what should start as a controlled and dominant display against crap team becomes a panicky, under the cosh first half
30 Aug 2023 22:05:10
patterson goes backwards all the time,not good enough and i would put Garner there until seamus is fit
30 Aug 2023 22:06:04
Agree
30 Aug 2023 22:06:16
Shame because I was really hopeful on Patterson
30 Aug 2023 22:07:03
But goes backwards and also receives the ball with 30 yards of space in front of him and traps it and looks for a pass...break into the space****to pull someone out and create another space

 

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