15 Apr 2023 14:04:52
Maupay starting. Speechless. What is dyche thinking
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15 Apr 2023 14:09:11
FK no
FK no
15 Apr 2023 14:09:51
Anyone know why no Onana is he injured?
Anyone know why no Onana is he injured?
15 Apr 2023 14:14:21
Iwobi is reportedly 'holding off' on signing a new contract, would not miss him?
Iwobi is reportedly 'holding off' on signing a new contract, would not miss him?
15 Apr 2023 14:14:54
WhenJesus seen that team he wept
WhenJesus seen that team he wept
15 Apr 2023 14:16:18
That is shocking team. Maupay ffs
That is shocking team. Maupay ffs
15 Apr 2023 14:24:58
Maupay in for Simms ? Simms 100% better, saying that my dogs better ???
Maupay in for Simms ? Simms 100% better, saying that my dogs better ???
15 Apr 2023 14:37:04
Players who’ve got us in a relegation scrap not signing new contracts in case of relegation ???
Players who’ve got us in a relegation scrap not signing new contracts in case of relegation ???
15 Apr 2023 14:39:51
Couldn’t make it up Lee?
Couldn’t make it up Lee?
15 Apr 2023 14:40:36
:-o
:-o
15 Apr 2023 14:42:49
That line ups not working, 2 nill down by half time
That line ups not working, 2 nill down by half time
15 Apr 2023 14:45:43
Think it will be iwobi behind Maupay?
Think it will be iwobi behind Maupay?
15 Apr 2023 14:47:59
Pickford Godfrey Keane Tark Myko Garner Gana Iwobi Gray McNeil Maupay
Pickford Godfrey Keane Tark Myko Garner Gana Iwobi Gray McNeil Maupay
15 Apr 2023 14:48:28
Shld be mills and Simms , fckn dyche is useless
Shld be mills and Simms , fckn dyche is useless
15 Apr 2023 14:50:08
At every opportunity Maupay has proven he is not good enough
At every opportunity Maupay has proven he is not good enough
15 Apr 2023 14:53:19
Let’s hope he proves us wrong today,we have to win today to have any chance of staying up
Let’s hope he proves us wrong today,we have to win today to have any chance of staying up
15 Apr 2023 14:55:20
Will we ever see DCL and Patterson before the end of the season
Will we ever see DCL and Patterson before the end of the season
15 Apr 2023 14:57:42
DCL I don’t reckon mate
DCL I don’t reckon mate
15 Apr 2023 14:58:22
Pleased Garner is playing he has goals in him
Pleased Garner is playing he has goals in him
15 Apr 2023 14:59:29
Need to win no matter how we do it.
Need to win no matter how we do it.
15 Apr 2023 14:59:54
Yep 100 %
Yep 100 %
15 Apr 2023 15:01:08
Crowd in good voice
Crowd in good voice
15 Apr 2023 15:06:09
Chance
Chance
15 Apr 2023 15:15:58
This looks bad
This looks bad
15 Apr 2023 15:16:13
Zzzz?
Zzzz?
15 Apr 2023 15:16:14
Like we've not got any tactics
Like we've not got any tactics
15 Apr 2023 15:19:00
Come on Everton ffs
Come on Everton ffs
15 Apr 2023 15:19:07
Comfortable in defense but totally toothless in attack
Comfortable in defense but totally toothless in attack
15 Apr 2023 15:19:16
No Simms or onana and we lose a lot of height in the box
No Simms or onana and we lose a lot of height in the box
15 Apr 2023 15:21:20
Phew
Phew
15 Apr 2023 15:21:23
Gone to sleep there.
Gone to sleep there.
15 Apr 2023 15:21:37
2 man midfield doesn't work
2 man midfield doesn't work
15 Apr 2023 15:21:53
Micky trying to chip Pickford. Wrong end mate!!
Micky trying to chip Pickford. Wrong end mate!!
15 Apr 2023 15:21:56
Neither does the long ball
Neither does the long ball
15 Apr 2023 15:22:55
Bollocks
Bollocks
15 Apr 2023 15:23:07
Xxxxxx
Xxxxxx
15 Apr 2023 15:23:09
Feel as if every player is a headless chicken here
Feel as if every player is a headless chicken here
15 Apr 2023 15:23:15
Game over that
Game over that
15 Apr 2023 15:23:18
We are in this **** now
We are in this **** now
15 Apr 2023 15:23:35
It's on dyche this
It's on dyche this
15 Apr 2023 15:23:56
All of us could see that this wouldn't work
All of us could see that this wouldn't work
15 Apr 2023 15:25:33
Well if it wasn't a struggle before it is now. Hoe often do we score two or more in a game?
Well if it wasn't a struggle before it is now. Hoe often do we score two or more in a game?
15 Apr 2023 15:25:42
Set piece our only chance
Set piece our only chance
15 Apr 2023 15:26:12
Been coming that
Been coming that
15 Apr 2023 15:27:21
One shot on goal. One!
One shot on goal. One!
15 Apr 2023 15:29:31
Pointless us throwing crosses in to 2 x 5 foot pot strikers
Pointless us throwing crosses in to 2 x 5 foot pot strikers
15 Apr 2023 15:31:53
They've had more than 1 Woburn
They've had more than 1 Woburn
15 Apr 2023 15:32:25
We need to make changes. This clearly isn't working
We need to make changes. This clearly isn't working
15 Apr 2023 15:32:32
Us Chris not them mate
Us Chris not them mate
15 Apr 2023 15:33:17
Maupay miss grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Maupay miss grrrrrrrrrrrrr
15 Apr 2023 15:33:37
Well you can’t Oxford to miss them
Well you can’t Oxford to miss them
15 Apr 2023 15:34:23
Oxford? Afford ??
Oxford? Afford ??
15 Apr 2023 15:34:57
They need to go in
They need to go in
15 Apr 2023 15:35:24
Maupay is genuinely the worst Everton player I've ever seen
Maupay is genuinely the worst Everton player I've ever seen
15 Apr 2023 15:35:34
I won't hear any arguments about it
I won't hear any arguments about it
15 Apr 2023 15:35:36
Yesssss
Yesssss
15 Apr 2023 15:35:48
Yesssssssssss
Yesssssssssss
15 Apr 2023 15:35:53
Come on!!!
Come on!!!
15 Apr 2023 15:36:43
Still not scored on mine hahaha
Still not scored on mine hahaha
15 Apr 2023 15:37:08
Nice goal
Nice goal
15 Apr 2023 15:37:27
Spuds 1-0 up
Spuds 1-0 up
15 Apr 2023 15:37:29
I need your IPTV provider GB
I need your IPTV provider GB
15 Apr 2023 15:37:41
Maybe you've got better internet
Maybe you've got better internet
15 Apr 2023 15:38:05
(rofl)
(rofl)
15 Apr 2023 15:39:17
Hit that
Hit that
15 Apr 2023 15:39:28
Crowd up for this
Crowd up for this
15 Apr 2023 15:41:02
Better play now
Better play now
15 Apr 2023 15:41:03
Good finish but Dyche needs to get Maupay off now and get Simms on
Good finish but Dyche needs to get Maupay off now and get Simms on
15 Apr 2023 15:41:30
Maupay again bollocks
Maupay again bollocks
15 Apr 2023 15:42:03
Two glorious chances
Two glorious chances
15 Apr 2023 15:43:26
He is so bad. Why is he still on the pitch
He is so bad. Why is he still on the pitch
15 Apr 2023 15:43:47
Fook sake. He's fookin ****
Fook sake. He's fookin ****
15 Apr 2023 15:45:24
Xxxxxxxx Gray
Xxxxxxxx Gray
15 Apr 2023 15:45:48
Have they scored again?
Have they scored again?
15 Apr 2023 15:45:54
Can’t keep on missing these
Can’t keep on missing these
15 Apr 2023 15:46:02
Nope
Nope
15 Apr 2023 15:46:10
Gray just missed one?
Gray just missed one?
15 Apr 2023 15:46:18
Great chance for Gray that
Great chance for Gray that
15 Apr 2023 15:46:21
Yep
Yep
15 Apr 2023 15:46:40
Omg
Omg
15 Apr 2023 15:46:43
Should be 4-1 up
Should be 4-1 up
15 Apr 2023 15:46:47
Imagine if we had a striker
Imagine if we had a striker
15 Apr 2023 15:47:45
He has to hook Maupay at half time
He has to hook Maupay at half time
15 Apr 2023 15:48:00
I don't think he will
I don't think he will
15 Apr 2023 15:48:01
For sure mate
For sure mate
15 Apr 2023 15:48:22
Why can we all see that Maupay is ****e and dyche can't
Why can we all see that Maupay is ****e and dyche can't
15 Apr 2023 15:48:36
We woke up last 20 mins
We woke up last 20 mins
15 Apr 2023 15:49:04
Would rather push Keane up front than have Maupay there
Would rather push Keane up front than have Maupay there
15 Apr 2023 15:49:49
Wolves winning as well now vital we win this
Wolves winning as well now vital we win this
15 Apr 2023 15:52:12
WE need to change it second half while we have the initiative. Maupay off Simms on at half time
WE need to change it second half while we have the initiative. Maupay off Simms on at half time
15 Apr 2023 15:52:27
Yeah. Need to take chances. Maupay guilty of being dog ****. He's agile mobile and annoys defenders but just can't score.
Yeah. Need to take chances. Maupay guilty of being dog ****. He's agile mobile and annoys defenders but just can't score.
15 Apr 2023 15:53:31
We improved loads when iwobi went central and mcneil right. Defo need change up front. Simms for maupay would be my choice.
We improved loads when iwobi went central and mcneil right. Defo need change up front. Simms for maupay would be my choice.
15 Apr 2023 15:57:30
Would sooner Niasse up front to Maupay
Would sooner Niasse up front to Maupay
15 Apr 2023 15:57:35
Simms has to come on this half. Bournemouth now drawing - have to win this today
Simms has to come on this half. Bournemouth now drawing - have to win this today
15 Apr 2023 15:58:22
Bournemouth level now
Bournemouth level now
15 Apr 2023 16:03:21
Maupay still on
Maupay still on
15 Apr 2023 16:04:11
WE definitely need to win this whatever the scores are elsewhere. That means scoring the next goal. Get Simms on for Maupay and take the game to Fulham
WE definitely need to win this whatever the scores are elsewhere. That means scoring the next goal. Get Simms on for Maupay and take the game to Fulham
15 Apr 2023 16:05:50
Cmon
Cmon
15 Apr 2023 16:06:32
Chance
Chance
15 Apr 2023 16:09:02
How’s that not a foul
How’s that not a foul
15 Apr 2023 16:09:05
Dyche mustn’t think Simms is ready for 45 mins yet. Let’s hope he gets at least 30 mins run out.
Dyche mustn’t think Simms is ready for 45 mins yet. Let’s hope he gets at least 30 mins run out.
15 Apr 2023 16:09:19
Off the post
Off the post
15 Apr 2023 16:11:00
Palace scored
Palace scored
15 Apr 2023 16:11:20
There's no need for gray to be offside there
There's no need for gray to be offside there
15 Apr 2023 16:12:01
Bollocks
Bollocks
15 Apr 2023 16:12:17
It’s over lads
It’s over lads
15 Apr 2023 16:13:00
Great
Great
15 Apr 2023 16:13:36
have to make changes and just go for this
have to make changes and just go for this
15 Apr 2023 16:13:49
We can't play with a 2 man midfield
We can't play with a 2 man midfield
15 Apr 2023 16:14:05
Maupay needs to come off now
Maupay needs to come off now
15 Apr 2023 16:14:38
Keane ball watching for the goal
Keane ball watching for the goal
15 Apr 2023 16:14:39
Ffs
Ffs
15 Apr 2023 16:14:47
That defence was shocking
That defence was shocking
15 Apr 2023 16:14:54
Xxxxxxxx
Xxxxxxxx
15 Apr 2023 16:15:05
Oh really GB
Oh really GB
15 Apr 2023 16:15:55
Great save
Great save
15 Apr 2023 16:17:38
Godfrey off
Godfrey off
15 Apr 2023 16:17:47
Not joking, get Mina on push Keane up front and let Maupay be a ball boy. Gray off Simms on go two up top
Not joking, get Mina on push Keane up front and let Maupay be a ball boy. Gray off Simms on go two up top
15 Apr 2023 16:22:33
We are soooooo poor
We are soooooo poor
15 Apr 2023 16:23:35
Wow
Wow
15 Apr 2023 16:23:36
Getting battered right now
Getting battered right now
15 Apr 2023 16:23:57
It's not as if we are bossing the game. We need to change it. Minutes are just draining away
It's not as if we are bossing the game. We need to change it. Minutes are just draining away
15 Apr 2023 16:24:16
Yep
Yep
15 Apr 2023 16:24:43
Come on Dyche make the changes before it's too late
Come on Dyche make the changes before it's too late
15 Apr 2023 16:25:00
Not sure what he is seeing to think this is ok
Not sure what he is seeing to think this is ok
15 Apr 2023 16:26:18
The bell is tolling…
The bell is tolling…
15 Apr 2023 16:26:37
He was insisting that Maupay would come good absolutely no chance and now Bournemouth are leading spurs
He was insisting that Maupay would come good absolutely no chance and now Bournemouth are leading spurs
15 Apr 2023 16:27:07
We're under constant pressure here
We're under constant pressure here
15 Apr 2023 16:27:19
Bournemouth beating Spurs?
Bournemouth beating Spurs?
15 Apr 2023 16:27:24
I'd get Simms and Tom on and get 5 in midfield
I'd get Simms and Tom on and get 5 in midfield
15 Apr 2023 16:28:04
Spurslosing
Spurslosing
15 Apr 2023 16:28:35
Gone now
Gone now
15 Apr 2023 16:28:38
Well I’m fooking done
Well I’m fooking done
15 Apr 2023 16:30:19
Now he makes subs
Now he makes subs
15 Apr 2023 16:30:26
This loss is on dyche
This loss is on dyche
15 Apr 2023 16:30:42
We need to score 3 now some hope eh
We need to score 3 now some hope eh
15 Apr 2023 16:31:03
Team selection was poor. So what has happened should not be a surprise to anyone buy Dyche. Maupay should never ever get to play for us again. And if Iwobi wants to go then good.
Team selection was poor. So what has happened should not be a surprise to anyone buy Dyche. Maupay should never ever get to play for us again. And if Iwobi wants to go then good.
15 Apr 2023 16:31:04
Fkn he'll
Fkn he'll
15 Apr 2023 16:31:09
How easy was that
How easy was that
15 Apr 2023 16:31:12
Time to turn off all media and focus on something else for the rest of the week. Looks like I’m back to questioning whether I will bother supporting a team in such a mess whilst they are making their way into the lower leagues. There is little to no joy in following Everton anymore
Time to turn off all media and focus on something else for the rest of the week. Looks like I’m back to questioning whether I will bother supporting a team in such a mess whilst they are making their way into the lower leagues. There is little to no joy in following Everton anymore
15 Apr 2023 16:31:22
What an absolute bunch of losers on the pitch today
What an absolute bunch of losers on the pitch today
15 Apr 2023 16:32:31
Think it will be us Southampton and Leicester going down.
Think it will be us Southampton and Leicester going down.
15 Apr 2023 16:32:44
We don’t deserve to stay up
We don’t deserve to stay up
15 Apr 2023 16:34:01
Still not bringing on another striker
Still not bringing on another striker
15 Apr 2023 16:34:36
Can any evertonian not looking at our season through blue tinted specs really say we deserve to stay up dint reply with your heart purely on the 30 plus games played already this season
Can any evertonian not looking at our season through blue tinted specs really say we deserve to stay up dint reply with your heart purely on the 30 plus games played already this season
15 Apr 2023 16:34:38
And still no attacking changes. Not Good Enough
And still no attacking changes. Not Good Enough
15 Apr 2023 16:34:38
I can't believe Maupay is still on the pitch
I can't believe Maupay is still on the pitch
15 Apr 2023 16:34:50
At last
At last
15 Apr 2023 16:35:29
Too little too late
Too little too late
15 Apr 2023 16:35:57
Not 1 of these players would start for any team above us. Maybe Pickford but that’s it.
Not 1 of these players would start for any team above us. Maybe Pickford but that’s it.
15 Apr 2023 16:36:06
Fulham's manager seems to know what he's doing mmmm
Fulham's manager seems to know what he's doing mmmm
15 Apr 2023 16:36:08
Too late GB. Should have been even before half time
Too late GB. Should have been even before half time
15 Apr 2023 16:36:08
Nice cheer when Maupay went off
Nice cheer when Maupay went off
15 Apr 2023 16:37:02
Maupay probably thinks it’s for him
Maupay probably thinks it’s for him
15 Apr 2023 16:37:37
Where the hell are we going to get some points
Where the hell are we going to get some points
15 Apr 2023 16:37:54
We aren't GB
We aren't GB
15 Apr 2023 16:37:59
I'd have made changes in the 1st half v man United tge goal was coming for 30 mins. Tge 3rd goal here was coming for 20 mins literally.
I'd have made changes in the 1st half v man United tge goal was coming for 30 mins. Tge 3rd goal here was coming for 20 mins literally.
15 Apr 2023 16:38:03
We're going down.
We're going down.
15 Apr 2023 16:38:28
Think you are right Chris mate
Think you are right Chris mate
15 Apr 2023 16:38:40
4 losses in a row Fulham. And we're at home and it's not just the loss but the performance
4 losses in a row Fulham. And we're at home and it's not just the loss but the performance
15 Apr 2023 16:38:56
Absolute horrible run in coming
Absolute horrible run in coming
15 Apr 2023 16:39:11
On a plus note. Two games a week ;-)
On a plus note. Two games a week ;-)
15 Apr 2023 16:39:11
Poor goal difference as well
Poor goal difference as well
15 Apr 2023 16:39:43
Bournemouth winning at spurs now.
Bournemouth winning at spurs now.
15 Apr 2023 16:39:43
Can’t watch two games of this xxxx
Can’t watch two games of this xxxx
15 Apr 2023 16:39:48
Its so unenjoyable being and Everton fan
Its so unenjoyable being and Everton fan
15 Apr 2023 16:40:20
Myko
Myko
15 Apr 2023 16:41:18
Crowd going home
Crowd going home
15 Apr 2023 16:41:37
It doesn’t matter who we play, our squad would struggle in league 1. All the teams at bottom of premier league have beat us and at Goodison for a few of them.
It doesn’t matter who we play, our squad would struggle in league 1. All the teams at bottom of premier league have beat us and at Goodison for a few of them.
15 Apr 2023 16:42:30
I wish the players would Fuk off home
I wish the players would Fuk off home
15 Apr 2023 16:42:43
Must be **** for Simms. Gets to start away against prem giants and only ever gets a sub when we're getting beat
Must be **** for Simms. Gets to start away against prem giants and only ever gets a sub when we're getting beat
15 Apr 2023 16:43:09
Don't think the Bournemouth game will matter now. It will be all over by then
Don't think the Bournemouth game will matter now. It will be all over by then
15 Apr 2023 16:44:39
The new manager bounce in officially over.
The new manager bounce in officially over.
15 Apr 2023 16:45:02
Yeah we will be confirmed relegated by 36 games gone imo
Yeah we will be confirmed relegated by 36 games gone imo
15 Apr 2023 16:47:06
I’m off cheers lads
I’m off cheers lads
15 Apr 2023 16:47:22
I absolutely hate dcl he's a complete coward
I absolutely hate dcl he's a complete coward
15 Apr 2023 16:50:25
I don't know why but I think we will beat Palace next week.. And BlueT DCL will score 2
I don't know why but I think we will beat Palace next week.. And BlueT DCL will score 2
15 Apr 2023 16:50:27
This is not just about losing prem status. This is about us becoming the new Sunderland. New ground with bang average team to play in it. At least at 65 I have my memories.
This is not just about losing prem status. This is about us becoming the new Sunderland. New ground with bang average team to play in it. At least at 65 I have my memories.
15 Apr 2023 16:51:45
Absolutely zero attacking threat second half
Absolutely zero attacking threat second half
15 Apr 2023 16:51:52
If by some miracle we don't go down can any of you fellas see us doing any better next season because I truly can't when we escaped by the skin of our teeth last season the management said never again but we have got even worse and probably will continue to do so
If by some miracle we don't go down can any of you fellas see us doing any better next season because I truly can't when we escaped by the skin of our teeth last season the management said never again but we have got even worse and probably will continue to do so
15 Apr 2023 16:52:05
BB I'm 69 and my memories are fading fast. Our board has failed us - that's all I remember
BB I'm 69 and my memories are fading fast. Our board has failed us - that's all I remember
15 Apr 2023 16:53:17
Toffe - with our squad and with who will leave not a chance in hell
Toffe - with our squad and with who will leave not a chance in hell
15 Apr 2023 16:53:53
How did we end up with the worst squad of footballers ever? It’s so frustrating watching them.
How did we end up with the worst squad of footballers ever? It’s so frustrating watching them.
15 Apr 2023 16:54:29
Ask Bill 'we've had good times'
Ask Bill 'we've had good times'
15 Apr 2023 16:55:47
Well that's enough for me. See you boys.
Well that's enough for me. See you boys.
15 Apr 2023 16:55:58
2 from Everton, Forrest, Leicester and Leeds
2 from Everton, Forrest, Leicester and Leeds
15 Apr 2023 16:56:09
I think we've gone. Only hope is other results going for us.
I think we've gone. Only hope is other results going for us.
15 Apr 2023 16:56:42
We have no forwards at all capable of scoring a goal
We have no forwards at all capable of scoring a goal
15 Apr 2023 16:57:15
Leeds will be ok they have more points than us and I’m not sure we will get anymore
Leeds will be ok they have more points than us and I’m not sure we will get anymore
15 Apr 2023 16:57:16
I’d love to give Bill and the rest of the cronies killing our club a good boot up the hole as I’m giving them their p45’s as they go out the front door
I’d love to give Bill and the rest of the cronies killing our club a good boot up the hole as I’m giving them their p45’s as they go out the front door
15 Apr 2023 16:58:31
Us Forest or Leicester
Us Forest or Leicester
15 Apr 2023 16:59:05
If we where by some miracle stay up it would have absolutely nothing to do with us.
If we where by some miracle stay up it would have absolutely nothing to do with us.
15 Apr 2023 16:59:51
Our season and prem status is over
Our season and prem status is over
15 Apr 2023 17:03:16
Silva proved his point, good side. Us on the other hand, absolute dross. Doesn't matter who is head coach/manager. Can honestly say, in my day I played in better Teams than this and I was crap.
Silva proved his point, good side. Us on the other hand, absolute dross. Doesn't matter who is head coach/manager. Can honestly say, in my day I played in better Teams than this and I was crap.
15 Apr 2023 17:06:51
I normally try to put a good spin on bad news. Really can't with this. Bunch of spineless dross
I normally try to put a good spin on bad news. Really can't with this. Bunch of spineless dross
15 Apr 2023 17:08:21
Ducks lots of have been saying the same for years. I have played alongside or against much better players than these. And I’ve only played at semi pro level. I could go through the whole squad and honestly think we improve on them with a lower league player.
Ducks lots of have been saying the same for years. I have played alongside or against much better players than these. And I’ve only played at semi pro level. I could go through the whole squad and honestly think we improve on them with a lower league player.
15 Apr 2023 17:10:25
Found it. The good spin on bad news. Rats will jump ship or have wages cut (as long ad the hierarchy wrote that into contracts. Doh)
Found it. The good spin on bad news. Rats will jump ship or have wages cut (as long ad the hierarchy wrote that into contracts. Doh)