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05 Mar 2023 13:28:03
Sean has finally listened to us fans Gray plays. We have a chance today now of getting a goal. Fair play to Dyche for taking a chance he needed too. come on Everton we can do this.
1.) 05 Mar 2023 13:42:27
Gray 9 da 1 to score the first goal I am sticking a 10 spot on it good luck everyone.
2.) 05 Mar 2023 14:02:46
Definitely worth trying out. Between Simms, Maupauy and Gray my pick would be Gray even though he is seen as not a striker per se. See how he gets on.
3.) 05 Mar 2023 14:32:22
Well done hoof hoof nice little pick up with that bet ?.
4.) 05 Mar 2023 14:34:48
Great start to the match hopefully we can keep it tight at the back Keane was at fault for their goal. No more mistakes. I hope some of yous put money on Gray first goal told you 9 da 1 was a good shout. I am £90 up and Everton winning so far so good?.
5.) 05 Mar 2023 14:45:16
Good man Gingerdan see I am not all that bad lol I am good for something at least?.
03 Mar 2023 11:31:06
We have scored 2 goals since Sean took over one from a corner and one from an absolute fluke from Coleman. We need something to change or we are doomed someone needs to tell Dyche that we can't count on scoring from corners every match he needs to try something different. I doubt he knows anything else think that's his lot defend get a corner and cross your fingers and toes and hope it hits off someone and goes in. Not great is it ?.
1.) 03 Mar 2023 11:52:02
Ring Him Hoofy!
2.) 03 Mar 2023 11:54:58
Your post is not great hoof, is it? Your talking absolute c*ap. Coleman's goal was not a fluke. He is an honest man and said he meant it. Everyone is entitled to their opinion but being obsurdly over the top with every single post is ridiculous.
3.) 03 Mar 2023 12:50:09
Fluke or not, any side whose attackers cannot score from open play is in big trouble.
4.) 03 Mar 2023 12:52:44
NB, he's a troll mate. He's been on here for years under different names, same M. O every time. Spouts sh*te, gets banned, leaves it a while and then comes back under a different username. Rinse and repeat. He goes through usernames like Moshiri goes through managers.
5.) 03 Mar 2023 13:21:05
Which part of my post wasn’t true have we scored more goals which I don’t know about?
6.) 03 Mar 2023 13:30:19
Bleep.
7.) 03 Mar 2023 13:35:36
Hoof hoof, Coleman’s goal was not a fluke. He looked up and there was not another Everton player in or around the penalty area, he saw Leeds goalie off his line as he was anticipating a cross. If you want to be critical then direct it at the other players for not putting effort in to get in the box to anticipate a cross. That’s one reason we are not scoring. It says enough about the squad when the furthest player forward is your full back and the oldest in the team.
8.) 03 Mar 2023 13:35:39
Hoof
I think SD needs to do more bleep test training.
Tea time to midnight as you suggest.
9.) 03 Mar 2023 13:38:04
Hoof hoof are you ok?
You haven’t mentioned a bleep test in that post.
10.) 03 Mar 2023 14:12:24
Am bleeped off tbh with yous. Yous guys think this is funny our club going down the drain and yous are saying what exactly? Yous are happy? that's probably what Dyche is doing now practicing corners and bleep tests. anyone who plays 3 holding midfield players is a glue bag and do you know what is even worse than that making subs at halftime 2 nil down and bringing on Holegate and that woman Davis. ??.
{Ed002's Note - It is spelt "Ewes".}
11.) 03 Mar 2023 14:21:05
Fair enough sorry for my mistake I didn’t know I was taking an exam today. If you see anything else I’ve spelt wrong be sure to correct me?.
12.) 03 Mar 2023 15:56:31
Pull the udder one Ed!
13.) 03 Mar 2023 16:53:30
Calm down, calm down, Hoof.
14.) 03 Mar 2023 19:16:01
Udder from another ewe ? dfs ? obviously hasn't a clue what a ewe is.
15.) 03 Mar 2023 19:16:31
Agree wholeheartedly Brian21.
16.) 03 Mar 2023 19:22:59
Didn't realise Dyche was the messiah. Doing the best with what he has and I'm delighted he is our manager.
Unless ? we get Dyche sacked and replace him with a more knowledgeable and capable manager like em, let me see. o yea, Hoof hoof hoof! Get him in there quick to sort everything.
P. S. especially Coleman because let's face it he hasn't ever been committed to club and was a complete flop compared to what we had to pay for him ?.
01 Mar 2023 20:36:11
This is hard to watch. More bleep tests required these players are disabled joke football apparently they practice set pieces all week in train. Set pieces and bleep tests why couldn't anyone else think of that masterpiece. Sunday league football.
1.) 01 Mar 2023 21:41:42
How do you stay motivated without any kind of striker to target. Gordon was sold to keep the lights on. Usmanov clearly was the real man in charge. Moshiri is a puppet whose had its strings cut.
2.) 01 Mar 2023 21:54:29
You haven’t got a clue what they do in training, stop making crap up.
3.) 01 Mar 2023 21:59:44
Your name is hoof hoof hoof and all you ever post about is the bleep test and how we need to play possession based football.
One of the weirdest things I’ve seen on the internet.
4.) 01 Mar 2023 22:12:32
Your comment about being disabled is out of order hoof. It’s ok to be angry about a result but that sort of phrase is not.
26 Feb 2023 12:46:37
6 hours a day of passing and possession is what's needed along with attack v defence that's the drills we should be doing all week every day not bleep tests. We have no strikers so we need Sean Dyche to come up with a plan and only way to do it is work twice as hard on the training ground. Not doing bleep tests that's a load of sh it. He needs to do 6 hrs a day proper training drills possession and attacking working on over laps and creating chances I think we do 6hrs a day of defending training which is no good. If you work hard enough we can do it but the training drills need to change. This is what a manager gets paid for.
1.) 26 Feb 2023 13:02:06
WTF do you think they do! if you think they don't do those things it displays stupifying ignorance.
2.) 26 Feb 2023 13:28:29
This is not Football Manager mate. Dyche knows what he’s doing. Fitness was a big issue for this team, that is being sorted. Do you think bleep tests last all day?
3.) 26 Feb 2023 13:32:27
I read that and like many conducted my own bleep test.
4.) 26 Feb 2023 13:35:30
I'm pretty sure they don't just do bleep tests ha ha ha. ?.
At the moment Villa are better than us unfortunately, think we will still get enough points.
5.) 26 Feb 2023 14:16:38
The OP disregards the fact that SD is a proven-qualified Premier League coach / manager with all the trimmings i. e. experience of punching above weight etc. . Trying to make a silk purse out of a pigs ear is never going to be easy I would have thought, he needs a replenished strike force for one thing with Dom's seemingly chronic 'unfitness' he must be relying on set plays or a rare worldy from Coleman.
The man has his hands full already and doesn't need armchair criticism chucked at him gratuitously.
6.) 26 Feb 2023 14:54:01
Why not do something different Bleep tests are pointless you can work on fitness with a ball at your feet you aren’t training for the 5000 metres at the Olympics it’s football and only way to get better is to have a ball at your feet. There is 100s of drills that work on fitness that include having a ball in play. What do they do all day you ask well I don’t know but whatever it is it’s bloody useless. It’s not working get Gray up front in training use his pace and teach him to be a striker 6 hours a day he will soon get it. What we are doing is pointless at the min it’s not working but nothing changes. TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT is motto.
7.) 26 Feb 2023 15:59:08
How many hours a day do you think they should practice these drills?
8.) 26 Feb 2023 16:12:13
All day every day attack vs defence, shooting drills Rondos 11 v 5, 8 v 4, 4 v4 +4,possession, Playing out from the back working on overloads build up play, playing in triangle’s attacking drills and the rest. Not Bleep tests and corners and defending. What these managers do is work on defending all week with a little bit of actual football in between. I say they should forget that and work on keeping the ball and attacking every day all week with a little bit of defending mixed in but hours every day of keeping possession and attacking drills and try something different try gray upfront he has pace if you don’t try you won’t know.
9.) 26 Feb 2023 16:32:59
Hoof hoof hoof - are you a troll or on the wind up?
Not seen you post until this month and majority of your posts appear to be having a go at Dyche.
10.) 26 Feb 2023 17:05:48
Dan my thoughts too mate, the i'd name says it all ''hoof hoof hoof'' red wums have used similar in expression on other sites.
11.) 26 Feb 2023 19:22:36
Let's all remember that Frank tried to play possession football with these lot. How did that work out for him Hoof?
But I do agree we should try and mold Gray into the striker role. It's far from ideal but clearly Maupay isn't even nearly up to it. If Dyche thinks Maupay is better than Simms then Simms isn't up to it yet either. Gray is not perfect but he's very fast and loves to have a shot. It's clutching at straws but we don't have any other options.
{Ed025's Note - im with you chris..
12.) 26 Feb 2023 21:22:35
Hoof ?
I wouldn’t be surprised if our board actually appoint u as our next manager!
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13.) 26 Feb 2023 21:25:02
Hoof?
Forget training I just want to know what your drinking?
Either get me on it or all the squad!
14.) 26 Feb 2023 21:32:40
Frank hadn’t got a clue he changed his mind every week if you do something enough times you will get good at it. It’s all about the practice a lot of prem teams look at their fixtures and they prepare to play teams by doing defending drills all week before the game well instead of that crap why don't we go full circle and go the other route and do nothing but practice keeping the bloody ball and working all day on creating chances and scoring goals and trying to find someone in the squad who can get us goals. Morning session afternoon session evening session all possession based attacking drills that’s what we need I would do it so much they could do it in their sleep. As I said this defensive rubbish moving side to side as a unit is boring go and play football and win the game.
15.) 26 Feb 2023 22:17:09
Got to be a wind up this unless his bedroom window has views across the training ground.
16.) 26 Feb 2023 22:20:50
Hoofy, if I gave you a tiddlywinks game I bet you would think it was some kind of chess set ?.
17.) 26 Feb 2023 22:08:16
Eening training session ??
How long do you think they train for every day?
18.) 26 Feb 2023 22:32:07
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08 Mar 2023 10:43:20
We are a better team now than last year. Can I at least ask why you think we are a better team now than last year we are 3rd bottom or does that not matter. I would say if yous were in any way truthful you would say we are just as bad as last year if not worse at least we had richie last season. If people annoy you with their views well that’s tough luck it’s a big bad world out there deal with it. Just because people don’t agree with you they annoy you well maybe you annoy people ever think of that one. Cry babies.
05 Mar 2023 14:45:16
Good man Gingerdan see I am not all that bad lol I am good for something at least?.
05 Mar 2023 14:34:48
Great start to the match hopefully we can keep it tight at the back Keane was at fault for their goal. No more mistakes. I hope some of yous put money on Gray first goal told you 9 da 1 was a good shout. I am £90 up and Everton winning so far so good?.
05 Mar 2023 13:42:27
Gray 9 da 1 to score the first goal I am sticking a 10 spot on it good luck everyone.
05 Mar 2023 12:37:46
So highly rated they got rid of him I think Garner was another waste of money not good enough just like the other 60 players we bought over the last 6 years. I hope we win today but I would put my house on it there will be no change same crap team with the same crap set up nothing changes with us defending and set pieces absolute joke.