Everton Banter Archive December 22 2011
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22 Dec 2011 23:37:22
Any news on this supposed takeover? I personally would prefer none of our players sold. thoughts?
TruToff {Ed025's Note - no news is good news they say!..what idiot came up with that saying?
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You'd sooner have none of our players sold? So, you'd happily keep paying Anichebe AND Bily for the tripe they regularly serve up. You Sir... are mad! I'd sooner get rid and play the kids
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22 Dec 2011 22:45:59
You didnt post my rumour! So when the Indian consortium take away sorry take over I will await my apology! El. {Ed025's Note - another ed must have deleted it...if it was deemed offensive, or was just inane drivel, thats what they do!
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22 Dec 2011 22:12:35
David Moyes is hopeful that Denis Straculuarsi will get more game time in the second half of the season. He has been limited to only 4 sub apperance because he is trying to settle into life in England and the Premiership. He also has very poor English so it must be difficult for him. I'm looking forward to seeing him play more next season but i'm also worried that this could mean Moyes isn't going to sign a striker in January.
I could be wrong but with the very limited funds that could happen.
Whats your opinion Ed?
This was on the Skysports website btw.
Breeno {Ed025's Note - if we have to sacrifice one of our loanees...the im afraid denis is the prime candidate breeno..
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22 Dec 2011 22:10:48
i love this team so much, i wear the crest with pride but it kills me to see such a hard working club standing still while other clubs make progress,what is it that puts buyers off?if you can get a buyer for blackburn surely u can get a buyer for any1.moyes is the right man but capital is the downfall.it sounds stupid but i tink we should scrap by for a little bit and get enough cash 2gether to buy quality.what about berbatov? {Ed025's Note - he would cost too much mate....but a buyer will come...mark my words!
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Yeh ok so they found a buyer for blackburn.. clearly they are benefiting so much from this now tho.
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Be carefull what you wish for , venkys are a joke .
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22 Dec 2011 21:22:26
jeez u old fellas arent gonna believe me but im 12 next July and play for everton academy not even sure if i shud be on this site COYB {Ed025's Note - of course you should!...but not this late...now get to bed and get some rest, save your energy for the games..
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22 Dec 2011 20:06:28
David Moyes is at the Sports Personality of the year awards... Just made me chuckle that's all..
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22 Dec 2011 18:40:32
Hey everyone, I was wondering, and I think it would be interesting to know, what the average age of the regular posters are. Would it be possible if everyone could leave thir age?
I'll start, i'm 16, turning 17 on January 1st.
Breeno {Ed025's Note - you sound older breeno..a very mature head on them young shoulders....by the way..im 53
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Hi Breeno, you've just made me feel very old! Ed025 helped a bit with his honesty! I'm 56 going on 25, ( aren't we all, Ed?!). By the way, Breeno - happy birthday for a week on Sunday.
Toffee Tezza
IMWT {Ed007's Note - It's been a while since Ed025 seen 53 the lying old sod!!! Either that or he must have had a right hard paper round. Think Mr Burns from The Simpsons if he weighed 16 stone and was bald! Have a great time Breeno mate, I thought you were older too lad. I'm 37 BTW, 38 in May.}
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Nice idea Breeno, i'm 19 turning 20 in February.
ToffeeBoyJack.
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Hey breeno great someone so young is writing on here fella, im a really immature 39 year old
Degsybluenose
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Hi I comment regularly but never leave a name I shall reveal myself now I'm Warren and I am 14 turning 15 next month {Ed007's Note - Gee...it's like a creche! :-)
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Good idea mate..I only reveal my name sometimes but that's only coz I forget,first sign of gettin old lol..I'm 33 going on 21 haha.
Westy
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Mix of young an old gudstuff am anthony 24 season ticket holder 15 years an i love this site
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Happy birthday for next week mate! I'm 23 by the way! Nice to see young fans on a site like this :-)
Everton Al.
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Im 18 in February
toffee haz
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26, with 2 little evertonians 5 nd 4 :)
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I'm 14, turning 15 in July.
JM
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Breeno with you being just 16 I see now why you think Chelsea are a bigger club than Everton. Look back a few years mate. They're not!
Maiden
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Alastair 32 years old. 27 years a toffee
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I'm 30 but feel double that. Being a blue will do that to you. Cracking post Breeno, really interesting...
Wizard of Osman
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31 and everton 4 life..true blue im called,luv the site,hate gandolph wit his fake rumours
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I'm 10. Not lying. I've got my first season
ticket with my dad in the Lower Gwladys.
It's his first season ticket aswell.
Pecko {Ed001's Note - if you add your age onto the age Ed025 claims to be, you will be halfway to his real age!}
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Yes Maiden, a few years back really matters now. Sure we have a bigger history but at the moent Chelsea are a bigger club.
I mean, if a club won the Prem, FA cup and the Champions League 5 years in a row back 30 years ago but nowadays the won nothing and were struggling, they would have been a very big club back then but they wouldn't be now.
Having a club with History is great, but when the can't win anything now, they aren't that big of a club. We do have a better History than Chelsea but they have recently won the Premiership and have been competing for every other big cup, they are a big club.
Breeno
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22 Dec 2011 15:52:54
Been digging around, about Steve Ross, apparently hes worth about 3 billion dollars, hes quite happy to wave money around as he owns the Miami Dolphins but theyve been mediocre over the past 10 years, seems to like getting big name stars and coaches in, but hasnt a clue on how to run a club, he even paid a american university 100 million dollars to change its name to Steve Ross!! so sometimes wishing for something isnt always the best outcome, if the rumours are true about the takeover lets hope he ploughs the money in but leaves the decisions to the manager and the people who know how to run a football club.
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First off...he has only been in full control of the dolphins for about a year...second of all he donated money to his alma mater university & they changed the name of the business school.....he didnt buy it.....juts saying
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Third of all he has said he is not buying us!
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Where did i say he owned them for 10 years? i said they were mediocre for 10 years. 2008 he bought 50% of miami dolphins, then Jan 2009 bought 95% of it, so that makes it nearly 4 years in charge... just saying!
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An forth off he has personally come out an said he not interested an the guy who made the rumour up wrote a post on here today the great gandolph himself an he had a pretty valid point the reason he done it was to get the word going around to the point the man steve ross came out an personally said the rumour even poped up in newspaper an there more americans are talking bout everton good things come to thos who wait in think a takeover is around the corner we all no a good striker we would be a really great team 8-10million on striker with funds an two loans an i would be happy anyone agree
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22 Dec 2011 15:27:49
I would really like to see
Howard
Hibbert jags distin baines
Felli barkley,or,osman rodwell
Drenthe Denis guyue
Chris the toffee
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22 Dec 2011 14:54:03
I would love to see either Wagner Love or Defoe in Jan
Usually though whatever names get mentioned we always
End up with someone unheard of... Strak and Drenthe
being a case in point. I am releaved with DMs positive
Comments about Drenthe. Let's hope he gets plenty
of game time.
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I this agree because love is bout as useless as saha in pml an redface sorry nap will not let defoe leave on loan trust me he needs defoe at the moe
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22 Dec 2011 14:37:09
can people who tick 'disagree' at least write one sentence to say why they disagree - just a tick isnt very helpful
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Just have mate
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Hope this is a mod and not just a saddo who got nothing better to do but make rules up??? {Ed007's Note - It wasn't any of us mate.}
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Its not a rule and I'm not sad (thanks) - it's just a thought - sometimes I post and usually people agree with my excellent insights - but occassionally you get someone ticking disagree and you think to yourself "OK, but what don't you agree with?" - you just wish they'd say why they disagreed but they dont :) they tick n run
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You're the one that is not signing off with a name, and they are just 'ticking and running' ?
JM {Ed025's Note - it would be better if posters left a name...it makes it more personal, and its easier for me to suss out any rogue reds when they are infiltrating our forum!..
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Ya ed, I agree that everyone should leave a name, especially anyone who posts here reguarly. That way we can know who we can trust and who doesn't know a thing.
Breeno {Ed025's Note - exactly breeno..
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Go on. Admit it. You've just pressed disagree to p**s this guy off, haven't you! Blue Lee
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I even pressed disagree myself and it was my idea :)
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22 Dec 2011 14:30:43
to my fellow blues my info on steve ross is not completly dead check out charlie sale in todays daily mail..also the steve ross for everton has gone all aroun the world resulting in a jurno asking steve ross direct to his face about the blues ok it might not come of but its got ppl talking about my beloved club its about getting pepole to sit up and take notice and see theres a big club out there with great fans i can tell you for certain theres more americans talkin about us than there was before i started to post....check out the latest on david hyde sun sunentil.com everton takeover..he says the dallas mavericks owner mark cuban tryin to buy the l.a.dodgers if he fails he might turn to the e.p.l team everton he says of mark cuban he loves the limelight hes got the cash and he loves to win .remember it better to be proactive and get the brand name of efc out there .also degz da blue thanks for your kind words mate.as for tommy the true blue am no kopite check out the blue room av been postin on there for 2 years thats a long time to keep up the pretence of being a blue ....i was born a blue mate an proud to be one.........gandolph
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That's fair enough but did you make up this rumour or was there ever any intent on steve ross' part to buy everton. I do agree by the way about getting the name out there! I just don't understand getting lots of blues hopes up for nothing!
Everton Al.
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I will give you this Gandolph you started a rumour that ended up with the man Ste Ross himself, not bad
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Just rubbish just giving blues false hope ..not on just go away please ..
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Well i for one fell for this hook line and sinker......gutted comes to mind i understand your thinking gandelph but being a optimistic blue a little bit of me dies with each failed/fake takeover report. we're back to floating on the proverbial river without a paddle or a cannoo just a set of armbands to keep us afloat!! maybe share a thought for optimist out there on your next venture!
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22 Dec 2011 13:00:03
Dear Santa ,
I'm not looking for anything for myself this year but only a few small items for my beloved toffees.
1. Please send me a striker who knows how to put the ball in the net, at the moment our strikers couldn't hit a barn door with a beach ball.
2 please send me a creative midfielder, funny and all it is watching phil Neville trying to pick a pass ,a mid fielder to help Ozzie would be brill.
3 can you send David Moyes a copy of 'tactics for dummies' he only seems to know one formation formation at the moment.
4 finally please please please send us a mega rich owner who wants nothing more than to throw lots and lots of cash into our great club!
Thank you Santa i'l be waiting eagerly for your gifts
Ps I know I didn't ask for it but that 8 game ban for the cheat was great too!
Kurajan
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Best christmas list i shall begin to redo mine am bit big for toys i shall ask for the same that why we will have more of a chane of one of them if i had to have 1 it would after be number 4 :->
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22 Dec 2011 12:30:18
You've gone very quiet Gandolph! No inside information for us today? Billy Bullsh*t Kenwright was at the match last night. Considering he was surpose to be in the USA yesterday (according to you anyway) in a meeting with Steve Ross. It would appear your inside imformation has let you down. In a strange way I had faith in you that what you where saying had some truth in it but it would appear you have let us Everton fans down. Cheers mate! If you are right then I will be the first to say sorry but, unfortinatly, I don't think I will have too.
Everton Al.
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22 Dec 2011 11:31:42
why is it that for the first half hour of the game and some occassional patches in the second half Swansea's team of one million pound faceless journeymen players made our 10 million standard players look second best?
IMO it's because they were all working for each other and try to play pass and move - some of our guys are too static and don't run about enough - some of them do little slow jogs about the place.
Coleman is a complete waste of a body. He does nothing at all. Hopefully he'll be injured now til Donovan arrives (Gueye and Drenther on wings) and then by the time Landon leaves Moyes will have realised that Coleman is a big part of our problem.
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22 Dec 2011 11:22:02
Hey fellow blue noses Don't get offended and upset when the Red Sh**e post banter and rumours on OUR forum pages, simply have a laugh and do not reply to it at all, don't press disagree or agree, just ignore it, they want you to reply as that is how they get their kicks in life (it must be a Southern thing). Onto to Gandolph and his posts, me personally I thought they were funny, I won't lie 10 percent of me believed him but 90 percent knew it was a load of b****cks, don't get upset by numpties like this either. Like a fellow poster remarked if it happens it will happen, eventually it will and we wil knock the Red Sh**e off their dodgy little perch then all the Southerners will revert to supporting Chelsea etc and they will have less going the ground than Blackburn.
Hope the news about Billy is true and I would love Peanut back but don't think he would come for the shame factor.
Last thing can you start putting your names/nicknames to your posts so we can all get to know each other better, I don't mean that in a McFadden sort of way either guys (happily married man me)
Have a great Xmas and New Year and hopefully our luck has started to change a little.
Leon Osman Rules OK
Degsybluenose
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Great post mate! I agree with the lot! I too believed gandolph. Lol. It was fun too dream for a little wasn't it. Your right about peanuts, it would appear that the grass isn't always greener. He is a great player though and did fit in well with Everton. Oh well, only time will tell.
Everton Al.
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Maybe kenwrongs flying Easyjet to USA,20 stop offs,Hopes burst again! whats next weeks fairy tale.
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Pienaar was a lightweight who always got shoved off the ball - and he hardly ever scored - and if he comes on loan and does any good for us, then Awwy would just take him back off us again
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22 Dec 2011 10:09:23
We all no gandalf talks rubbish but anyone have any real takeover news
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If there was any genuine takeover news then you wouldnt hve to be asking for it would be plastered all the net! Something will happen soon!
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22 Dec 2011 01:19:29
my everton xi
gk howard
rb coleman
cb jagielka
cb heitinga
lb baines
rm drenthe
cm fellaini
cm osman
lm donovan
cam cahill
st vellios
subs
mucha
mcaleney
barkley
gueye
distan
saha
straqualasci
hibbert
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Cahill? nah
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Is Rodwell not even good enough for the bench these days?
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An eight man bench at that....
JM
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22 Dec 2011 00:33:01
gandolph you have been a good laugh but I think your silly stories are now lowering the quality of this great site ..nobody ever believed you and I notice now the kids have broken up for xmas the more your on but dont worry you be back in school soon in the meantime do ur xmas lists for santa and I suggest that you ask for a brain and some common sense ..stick with ming kenny and your koppite s.ite tp
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