13 Feb 2014 16:18:07
Isn't it about the time of year when all the takeover rumours start being leaked or made up?

1.) 13 Feb 2014
I'll kick off.

Bill Gates has a friend who is an Everton fan. He plans to invest £1bn and have Messi, Ronaldo and Ribery up front. He's also planing to knock down Anfield and use the rubble as the foundations for the new toilets at the 150,000 seater stadium

Beat that!

{Ed025's Note - thats so hard to believe fluffy....bill gates has got no friends!.. :)

2.) 13 Feb 2014
So we get 1b and were still buying wingers!

3.) 13 Feb 2014
If he does Ed i'd take that lol

4.) 14 Feb 2014
Love it fluff. I've also heard that paul McCartney, ringo starr, dani harrison and julian lennon are going on a record breaking world tour with the entire proceeds expected to be used to launch a bid to buy us outright. New ground and players expected with big dunc as new chairman and bk as shoe shine boy on matchdays.

5.) 14 Feb 2014
Even on the jokey, made up posts I still shudder when I read about rent-boy Ronaldo playing for us!
OK, I know he's one of the world's best players, but the thought of that arrogant t*sser wearing the shirt & checking the big screen every 2 minutes to see if he's on it fills me with dread.
My old Dad had a saying about him that I'll always remember - "He's got one of those faces that you'd never get tired of punching."!

IR(&K)IT

6.) 15 Feb 2014
I take ronaldo and e day you can have his aggrogance when you play like him, another level

7.) 15 Feb 2014
Ronaldo is the best player in the world! Period. He could rock up wearing nothing but a G string and I wouldn't hold it against him. I would even purchase pocket mirrors for every fan on the first row of the stands so whenever he ran past he could check himself out.