14 Aug 2014 08:23:32
If I may, I'd like to make the following predictions.

Nothing is going to be said about our loan of Atsu even if he is downright amazing because Liverpool also have a player on loan, so that's ok then.

Besic will be joining man u in January because we are in trouble with the banks due to overspending in the summer.

We will finish 7th in the league because spurs are from London

Pardew will headbutt our mascot because he's a gross person.

Arsenal posters will flood this site with sycophantic remarks about how much we try to play like them in a patronising tone.

And finally we win the Europa league and qualify for the champions league only to later learn that we are disqualified for walking on the cracks in the pavement

And all because the media love the top 4 (and spurs)

{Ed025's Note - we all seem down on our luck today guys, can someone please tell a story with a happy ending ?..

1.) 14 Aug 2014
Like it Toffee. Let's just continue doing our business Roberto's way. Maybe a piece of silverware this season just to rub their noses in it.

2.) 14 Aug 2014
If I may, I'd like to make the following predictions.

We are going to be fed up to the eye teeth hearing about the Atsu loan I mean WTF the rs are getting jealous!

Besic will beg for a new contract with us once he finds out how passionate we are as fans!

We will finish above Spuds because they are>>> errrr from London!

Pardew will headbutt our mascot because he's a gross person. However the mascot gets up and pulverizes him :)

Arsenal fans will finally admit that we have>>> out Arsenalled them!

And finally we win the Europa league and qualify for the champions league >>>consequently FSG sack BR and build us a stadium on Stanley Park :)

All this because we brush our teeth, say our prayers and go to bed before the sandman pops by :)

QED>>> Happy ending

{Ed025's Note - thats better 247..

3.) 14 Aug 2014
Loving it 247, but I'm thinking mine is more likely.

Although I will make enquiries into the possibility of being the mascot when Newcastle come to Goodison.

4.) 14 Aug 2014
14 Aug 2014 18:57:50
Hi all, just been for a cracking massage to get over all the stress of this transfer window, would highly recommend it.

5.) 14 Aug 2014
Did you ask for a 'third leg' massage Marty? Is that why you're in such a good mood?

{Ed025's Note - i deleted that part..

6.) 14 Aug 2014
Sounds painful Ed. Hope it grows back.