03 Aug 2016 01:41:44
Crazy talking here.

Sell Stones to MC for money and Bony.
Sell Rom to Chelsea for money and Remy.

With Super Kev, Deulofeu, some of the kids, and yes Kone (he did chip in 7 goals in all comps last year) , some form two forwards up top will develop.

I confess to expect a top half transition year, but one never knows, look at kids from King Power.

At least Remy and Bony will have some residual value next year.

And while I'm rambling, I don't think we're good enough to go toe to toe with the top 6or 8 teams. We will need to bring aboard players from abroad, shanghai players with improved deals from mid table teams, and pluck good players like Gueye from relegation and Championship teams.

Keep the faith in RK.

{Ed007's Note - Did anyone else rap the first couple of lines reading that? It was going well until rhyming Kone ;)

1.) 03 Aug 2016
03 Aug 2016 02:24:29
Unintentional art I assure you.

{Ed007's Note - Or subconscious genuis....

2.) 03 Aug 2016
03 Aug 2016 02:43:47
I'll check with my analyst in the morning.

Just say the player names with the last sound as long letter A and it works:

Rem-a, Bon-a, Kon-a, Barkl-a. just need some mo' mon-a.

I will definitely keep my day job.

3.) 03 Aug 2016
03 Aug 2016 03:16:30
Ed how about phoney or one trick pony or just down right Boloni. Anyways Kone will hopefully sail of to China or Far East as long as he is know where near Goodison Park. We are going to need two or three strikes if Lukaku and Kone leave. The only other kind of strikers are we have are Tarashaj or more experimenting with Geri.

4.) 03 Aug 2016
03 Aug 2016 02:53:48
Haha ed007, that can be our FA cup final rap for next season.

{Ed007's Note - As long as you're not wearing white suits!}