17 Jan 2022 00:39:35
We've had that many managers now I can't remember who bought who, and why we sacked them,


1.) 17 Jan 2022
17 Jan 2022 05:14:05
Martinez was sacked because our last 2 seasons were dreadful and the fans protested to get him out. Also had problems with certain players.

His good signings:
McCarthy
Joel (IMO)
Barry
Deulofeu
Lukaku
Galloway
Lennon
Holgate?

His bad signings:
McGeady
Alcaraz
Kone
Traore
Besic
Eto’o
Atsu
Cleverley
Funes Mori

Then we got rid of Koeman because he was garbage and caused problems at the club.

Good signings:
Gueye
Calvert-Lewin
Pickford
Vlašić?

Bad signings:
Stekelenberg
Williams
Schneiderlin
Klaassen
Keane
Rooney
Martina
Sandro
Sigurdsson
Lookman
Mangala

Then we got rid of Allardyce because his football was terrible to watch.

Bad signings:
Tosun
Walcott

Then we got rid of Silva because we weren’t really going anywhere and started becoming worse as time went on.

Good signings:
Richarlison
Digne
Bernard
Mina
Zouma

Bad signings:
Gomes
Delph
Gbamin
Kean
Iwobi
Sidibe

Then Ancelotti left us to go to Real Madrid, can’t blame him.

Good signings:
Allan
Doucoure
James
Nkounkou
Godfrey
Olsen

Bad signings:
King

Then we got rid of Rafa because he’s Allardyce with a more fancy name.

Good signings:
Grey
Townsend

Other signings:
Patterson
Mykolenko
Begovic

Hopefully that sums it up.


2.) 17 Jan 2022
17 Jan 2022 07:16:24
Rondon swan! I need your confirmation if he was good or bad or was he so bad he gets a whole new category.


3.) 17 Jan 2022
17 Jan 2022 08:44:10
He definitely gets his own category Cookie, the 'he's that rubbish he doesn't even deserve a mention' category.
Hopefully there's a clause in his contract that releases him with the fat Spanish waiter.


4.) 17 Jan 2022
17 Jan 2022 09:23:16
Abominations:
Rondon.