08 Dec 2013 00:49:58
Hello to all of you Mancs,
Just sending a warm word of thanks,
We had him for years,
Now he has you in tears,
And by the way your football team stinks.

Now you didn`t play too badly,
But you all left Old Trafford so sadly,
When you came in for Moyes,
And his backroom boys,
We handed them over so gladly.

Now Fellaini has really good height,
He`s powerful, strong and bright,
He`s strong in the tackle,
But we`re having a cackle,
Cos since signing for you lot he`s sh*te.

Now Everton just simply outplayed you,
Your midfield they hadn`t a clue,
We ran and we shot,
Oh boy we were hot,
And your team to a man were poo.

"We`re Man Utd" you say,
"And this is still our day"
Well I`ll say this,
Your taking the p*ss,
And for Bainsey we`ll make you pay.

Do I think you`ll get better? A bit,
Some clubs you really will hit,
But the Theatre of Dreams,
Is ringing with screams.
"Oh rollox we`re all in the rubbish".

Now Davey`s a canny auld Scot,
Sir Alex chose for you lot,
There isn`t a crime,
In giving him time,
And he`ll secure you at least 10th spot.

I know it`s hard and it`s tough,
And with football you all know your stuff,
But Dave and the guys,
Will give you a prize,
A big cabinet with nothing to buff.

And today you didn`t have Roon,
You just fell apart to the Toon,
Oh Davey my son,
I`m having such fun,
Cos I really do think you`ll go doon.

Now I`ll finish my little tale,
With Bainsey`s January sale,
BUT. would you go,
To a team so low,
Cos if you think so I say "GET REAL"

Tried to get it posted on the Man U banter page too, but no joy.
Thanks Ed.

{Ed003's Note - I tweaked it a bit but good stuff lol}

1.) 08 Dec 2013
Utter brilliance!

2.) 08 Dec 2013
Get it published! haha fantastic!

JToon

3.) 08 Dec 2013
Fantastic