Everton Rumours Archive August 01 2012

01 Aug 2012 21:12:46
Everton interested in 16 yr old Ben Mc Laughlin a right back who currently plays for Dundalk FC in Ireland. very good prospect sunderland and celtic also interested. Irish Toffee

01 Aug 2012 18:24:08
The Winnie Parks post's are brilliant! Bite Bite Bite! C'mon fellas eh...

Is that you gib? {Ed024's Note - Yeh is that you Gib, who is Gib?

Darron Gibson?! Didnt know he was a Winnie fan!

I heard they played together in a few charity games and became good mates winnie and gibbo!

Ive also heard Jelavic watched Parks vids to improve himself, I am glad he did!

The jelavic road leads straight to Winnie Park

Bad news on the Winnie Parks front lads, with Donkey Kong heading for West Ham the analfield redsox are going to bid £35m for him as replacement, way out of our league!

WtG.

Who is Winnie Parks? {Ed025's Note - a very average player, who has never, and will never be associated with everton!..

Winnie is apparently an Evertonian...which helps his chances of joining {Ed025's Note - so is my grandma...but she,s cup tied..

Superb ed

Haha great stuff! Forget the money spenders.. Winnie can fire us into the CL!!

01 Aug 2012 16:33:43
Everton will sign Adam Johnson on loan from city, Dempsey is a no go now! Donovan isnt likely to sign permanently this season but next is a strong possibility.A shock return for Jermaine Beckford is what im hearing for less than we sold him for
ps that cardoza buisness is total BS.
JohnEfc {Ed024's Note - Dempsey is liverpool bound, AJ would have in an instant, Beckford no way Pedro and Donovan I would sign even if he was 43 years old

Nice reply Ed. With you on all those points

I think Beckford may be back on his way to Leeds

It was clear Moyes didn't rate Beckford when he was with us, so there isn't a chance in hell he'd sign him again. {Ed024's Note - Two words, headless chicken

Donovan looks 43 haha

Beckford! i think someone has been at the nose candy.

^^^ haha well said....beckford can pish off as for donovan love the guy...pity about dempsey i wish we had the money as he is gonna go to a club that will ruin him for sure!!


dublinblue

Dempsey expensive anyway for his age. Let's give Rodwell, Barkley and rest of youth a chance before throwing in rubbish. In motes we trust coyb

01 Aug 2012 16:16:57
moyes looking at fernandes and will bid for jordan rhodes {Ed024's Note - Would do for me

Rhodes is a no go. Let's stop making crap up

Where your information from is this the make up sight from the top of your head

Fernandes is rated 7mil by beskitas so I don't think we can afford but us blues should always be positive, maybe just maybe the board r investing.....BlueMafiaMan

01 Aug 2012 14:38:54
Here's a little info about Cardozo:
The rumours started at 11:00 this morning and there was about 4 posts in as many minutes saying 'cardozo to sign for everton soon', etc l. Now look closely at each rumour, and you will notice each post has no grammar whatsoever. It starts with a lower case letter and ends with a lower case letter, and has no upper case letters or full stops anyway in the posts. And it also has no name left on any of them. So, bar an absolute odds-defying reason, they have been written by the same poster (I don't ever accuse, but this time it has to be a RS) who is trying to make all us Evertonians think that it is breaking news on Sky Sports News, etc.
So here's a tip for the RS poster:
If you're going to try something like that again, at least make it look realistic (eg: use grammar in some posts and spread them out over a period of a few hours instead if writing a quick post with no grammar, clicking post and then doing it all over again).

I mean come on. 4 posts get posted all together in 3-4 minutes about a world class player coming to Everton and each post has no grammar whatsoever, and yet the poster thinks no one will twig anything?

I notice stuff very easily as I always use correct grammar all the time. So go back to your own page and find out when your supposedly signing Messi in a swap deal for Downing and Adam plus £30m.

I have never called someone on this site a RS because I don't need to get involved in stuff like that, but this time I couldn't help it.

I also know this is a rumour site, however there's making up a rumour yourself about a £2m rated player being a target for Everton and posting it in vain hope people might possibly believe that it could happen (and when we find out that it's BS we all take it as a laugh as Evertonians need a laugh after supporting Everton for their whole lifetime) and then there is a ridiculous attempt at doing what the Cardozo 'rumour' poster did. So save everyone time and at least make it look realistic, or if you don't want to do that, then just don't bother posting at all.

Sorry for the rant Ed.

COYB. NSNO.

Keith EFC.

You didn't have to be Columbo or Poirot to work out they where from the same person.

Yes. That's not what I'm trying to fully state. People are saying 'is this true Ed?', etc, and I'm stating that it is evidently BS.

Keith EFC

Get a life Mr Grammer!!

"all the time" do you mean all of the time? (just joking)

Jon

It wasn't you by any chance that made those rumours up then was it?

Keith EFC.

Couldnt help it mate sorry ^ it is Mr Grammar haha COYB

Would not surprise me if Cordoza ends up at Liverpool as a replacement for Carroll, the RS poster would then be laughing at us knowing that we had wished to sign him {Ed024's Note - Dont think we all wished it mate

Who gives a s*** about Grammar you sound like a snob lol get a life as long it makes sence thats the most important thing

3rd paragraph line 2 I think you mean "you are" or even "you're" but not "your" - incorrect grammer ! {Ed024's Note - Last one on correct pronunciation please people

Who give a s*** about Grammar

01 Aug 2012 11:37:41
everton are interested in winger cameron stewart and brescia young goalkeeper Nicola Leali. cardozo is leaving benfica so he might be another on the way to goodison. COYB!!

Leali has signed for juventus

01 Aug 2012 11:02:11
cardozo to leave benfica and everton could sign him

To good for are outfit

01 Aug 2012 11:00:23
cardoza to sign soon?

01 Aug 2012 09:08:32
cardozo could come to everton top class
C.O.Y.B

31 Jul 2012 22:42:08
I was talking to Adam Johnson today outside Marks and Spencers where thou shop. I got a picture taken with him and asked about Everton rumours. He said there is nothing in it that he is aware off but would consider any team who inspires to break the top 4 a possibility if he were to leave City but was happy at present. Really friendly guy and totally straight talking. Wish him all the best wher ever thou art at.

Isn't he on tour with city?

His on tour due back any day. M&s are global though lol

I have told you the truth guys, what you do with it is up to thou. Thank you {Ed024's Note - as my fellow Ed 0025 says - Hmmmmmm

Don't who the OP has been talking too but Adam is in UAE

Thee is a Kopite! aren't thou?
1878.

They are actually back from asia as they played oldham last night and lost 2-1. however mancini did say johnson is in his plans this season if he proves himself

Surely Mancini has to say that he is in plans if proves himself, what else would Johnson have to try for? if Mancicni says i dont want you, your not good enough then his price will drop drastically.
I for one would love to see him at Everton, 2 fantastic bits of business so far and Johnson would top it off.

I was in Lidl the other day and spoke to the check-out girl and she said she would consider moving to Asda but she couldn't tell me anything solid. Lovely girl though and I wish her all the best. Big talents!!

^^^^^^^^^
That made me chuckle out loud for ages

I suppose mancini does have to say that. i would also like to see johnson at everton.

Which branch of Lidl was she in?
were the shelves well stacked?

Thy ist a liar thou rump fed ronyon!

I remember that from Macbeth.

Ist thou from days of yore? Was Adam waiting to buy grain from merchants M&s? Methinks thou ist full of the waste of bovine animals foldee ree!

31 Jul 2012 22:41:10
Well I for one an one happy blue! Nuts is back ! ! Baines is staying Naismith in Cahill out but maybe back? (Hopefully Barkleys showing his class by then or the Junior lad) not that i wouldnt have him back mind but times are looking good reckon we'll get another two in before the window two C.O.Y.B!!
Stokesylaa

Ye I agree just hope we get some for the right wing and a striker. Happy days then look out u mank's on 1st game😄

If only we could get Donovan now, i already have a few quid on finishing top 6 and 100 on top with out so called big 6. i think i would have to have a cheeky bet on top 4 if we got Donovan permanently {Ed024's Note - I agree, would love Donovan at our team, or would settle for Andy Jonno if we had the cash, but wishful thinking me thinks

Are you sure you mean 'Andy Jonno', Ed024?
Concerned Citizen {Ed024's Note - lol Adam Jonno, cheers mate, please forgive me as I am the new guy

I wouldnt bank on baines staying all though i hope iam wrong money talks if they offer more hes gone were lucky garbutt is very simular

31 Jul 2012 21:35:58
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