Everton Banter Archive April 04 2012

04 Apr 2012 23:07:04
I fancy us against anyone at the moment.
I'll go for our 4th 2-0 win on the bounce against norwich. Pienaar and Jellyfish {Ed025's Note - i will make my prediction when i see the side we put out....i think he may rest a few..

I think 2-0 too with jelavic getting them both COYB. AntEFC

We must keep the good run going and stay above the reds. We are getting loads of really good partnerships in the team like baines and pineaar on the left, cahill and jelavic up front and gibson and fellaini in the middle, we have the makings of a cracking side ed

Bez the blue {Ed025's Note - i agree totally bez...but moyes has made his feelings very clear, he wants the cup!..he proved that by the side he put out in the derby mate..

Team to start at Norwich
T.Howard
T,Hibbert
L.Baines
S.Distin
J.Heitinga
D.Gibson
M.Gueye
L.Osman
S.Pienaar
T.Cahill
J.Jelavic

Subs
M.Hahnemann
P.Neville
P.Jagielka
M.Fellaini
R.Drenthe
V.Anichebi
D.Stracqualursi

Dont think we will see Fellaini on less we need him, if we are behind maybe as 2 more yellows in the next two games and he gets banned so if he gets clear here he will play against Sunderland and barring a red card can not be banned for the semi final.

I think he will play a strong side against Norwich and then the home game against Sunderland he will probably rest Neville, Distin, Fellaini, Cahill and Jelavic.

Vs Norwich
Howard
Neville Heitinga Distin Baines

Osman Gibson Fellaini Pienaar

Cahill
Jelavic

Vs Sunderland
Howard
Hibbert Jagileka Heitinga Baines

Coleman Rodwell Osman Pienaar

Anichebe Straqualersui

Coleman and Rodwell are back in training so i can see him giving them both a start on monday.

Hope to god Liverpool don't get there usual rub of the green, i though after the Fulham game in the 4th round this could be our year!!
COYB

04 Apr 2012 19:54:08
Just think the Reds gave this mug £133mil. to waste on some of the biggest flops in footy history

ROTFLMFAO...

Blue247

04 Apr 2012 17:39:30
Who has been your top 5 player's so far this season??
Mine have been
1. Heitinga
2. Fellaini
3. Distin
4. Baines
5. Gibson (even though he only been here for 10 games he has changed our way of playing)

Anyone agree ? and what are your top 5??

Mine would be
1.fellaini
2.heitinga
3.baines
4.distin
5.pienaar

AntEFC

1 Heitinga
2 Fellaini
3 Drenthe
4 Baines
5 Howard

Fellaini
Heitinga
Baines
Distin
Howard

AussieBlue

Baines
Heitinga
Fellaini
Pienaar
Distin

J0hn80y

Heitinga
Distin
Baines
Howard
Fellaini

EFCphil

Pretty interesting results! I think most people would say that. But the person who is should be on everyones list is ossie. influential player for us, Really clever with his play.
EFL

1.gavin henson,wellfit 2.torres,deffo a lady boy 3stephen ireland loved them superman undies 4.mario balotelli mmmmm. 5.neville southall,my bit of rough.........................................................tristen {Ed025's Note - your just trying to make me jealous tris..

Heitinga
Distin
Felli
Hibbet
Gibbo

Surprised no one has named the main player who has made the difference jelovic

Heitinga
Oszi
Feli
Pea nuts
Gibbo

Kurajan

I think the player that made the biggest difference for us this season was Donovan, he brought an optimism to the side when we were at our lowest ebb and was instrumental in the kick start of our season. Nice one Landon... {Ed025's Note - he was great for us mate..what a professional! all the guys who came in have given us a lift though...look at gibbo and peanuts, and not forgetting the jellyfish!...its a great time to be a blue..

Would love to have Landon and Pienaar at the club full time, on either flank with creativity and a bit of cleverness on the ball they would rip teams apart and provide chances for Jelavic {Ed025's Note - that would be great.. it would have top 4 written all over it..

04 Apr 2012 15:43:11
bumped into davey moyse in boots the chemist,got chatting and asked wat he was upto he says am after some hair dye i wana look me best for the semi,say he been thinkin of getting the red hair redone for a while but was waiting for a special ocassion,says hes going realy ginger so the fans can get there davey moyse song on the go,i then ask wat you and the boys gona were,have you got somthin nice lined up,e says ye all in one romper suits pink ones were gona out do the rs on and of the pitch,says there goin down to wembly in pink stretch limos say seamus colemon got them a good deal of his gypsy cousin,says he lookin in hmv for the duran duran cd wild boys,and dexy midnight runners come on eileen shane duffys fav band,i gave moyse my phone number and told him if you need a hairdresser give me a call,things were going that well i got cheeky and asked him av you got any spares he says ive give mine to ammanda holden and sally webster, but if you get to the dorchester hotel at 9 oclock sat i will see wat i can do..the prob is i cant make it so anyone that can just say to moyesie tristen sent you can you sort me..best of luck ........tristen {Ed025's Note - total waffle!

Thanks ed that means a lot...tristen {Ed025's Note - lol

RUBBISH..

04 Apr 2012 13:55:21
A team i'd love to see next season IF we had money through either investment or maybe selling a couple of player's.

Howard
Naughton Jagileka Heitinga Baines

Donovan Fellaini Gibson Pienaar

Jelavic Defoe

That team would frighten the life out of most teams two attacking fuill back who can also defend really well and are rarely beat by a winger. Two solid centre halfs with international class.
Creativity and a touch of class on the wings with Donovan and Pienaar, with Gibson controlling things and Fellaini putting himself about in both boxes and finally two genuine goalscorers upfront in Defoe and Jelavic.
Would love that side!! Imagine if Moyes was giving just 20-25 million not the hundreds other managers get he could make this side a possibilty!!

04 Apr 2012 13:11:40
CANT WAIT FOR NEXT SATURDAY IT CANT COME SOON ENOUGH ITS LIKE WEVE BEEN DRAWN AGAINST A CONFERENCE NORTH TEAM . DEAD CERT ISNT THE WORD I PREDICT A 4-0 WIN WITH A JELAVIC HAT TRICK. LFC NO MORE I DONT REMEMBER THIS FIXTURE EVER BEING A GUARANTEED WIN LIKE THIS BEFORE TO TOP THINGS OFF I EVEN KNOW SOME LFC FANS THAT ARE EVEN BOTHERING TO TURN UP MAKES ME LAUGH

MOYES' LEFT ONE

I smell a kopite.
No matter what liverfool are going through i always feel wary of them, they are like a wounded animal, i for 1 will have no nails by the end of it i have got pmt now and its over a week away.
Steblue

I wouldn't be that confident mate. Vey dangerous thinking like that!!!
Liverpool are still a good side, there just on a poor run, like we were at the beginning of the season. It's not going to last forever, plus derby games.... form goes out the window mate!!
I still think we have enough about us to get the win, but it's not going to be easy!! So calm yaself down fella!!

This is deffo a kopite, if it was a blue he wouldn't of said 'lfc' it would of been redsh*te

Good spot on the redsh1te thing...also we probably know the mug...see how he used pure caps to throw us off the scent...

Blue247

Obviuosly the original poster is a Liverpoo fan!! Ignore them, let them worry about the 14th.
We just need ton go there, play our game not the occasion and we should win by the odd goal
COYB

04 Apr 2012 11:51:12
I was thinking, would anyone take Mohamed Diamé from wigan? he would be cheap as wigan are probably going down and i'm pretty sure he's not got long on he's contract. we have a small squad and seing as rodwell seems to always be injured he would be good to fill in... what do you lot think?

Much rather have james mcarthy,victor moses.............tristen

04 Apr 2012 10:04:24
Tnhis is copied/pasted from the Liverpool Banter page :
"Here in Cape Town (The Argus, local Newspaper), details how Newcastle spent the £35m they got for AC (spongebob squarepants).
6 players bought.
2 contract extensions.

Hell, it just makes me sick!!."

lol

To be honest mate its wise not to laugh at liverpool as hard as that is the last time i did that and rubbed it in the kopites face was half time 2005 ac millan..it come back to bite me in the bum..when all looks lost somehow the gods smile on the kopites so i would rather us blues be are normal pesemistic selfes,and be underdogs,this brings out the best in the players and fans......tristen

I see that they have released you from the nutty house Tristen, when have you got to go back in!

Degsy

Got enough medication to last me till monday degz....tristen......ps degz erd you come into a few quid...u gona spread da love

Done well in the sunderland match kidder, same bet for wembley, two nil for the blues with jelly last goal, probably 60/1. COYB

DEGSY

04 Apr 2012 09:32:33
Looking at next season I really do hope we can stop this habit of poor starts and get some momentum going earlier than normal.

Looking at the squad we have a really good team, a top 5 team if only we could perform for most of it.

Not only would we do well in the league but we would have a better chance in the league cup which comes to a climax as we hit our best form. The problem is we get nocked out too soon because we are usually shocking at the early stages.

We need to start well, then and only then are we able to judge the strength of the squad, which I am sure can challenge the best over 38 games.

Here's hoping for a great start next season COYB

Toffee ace

Think the secret is the summer, we need to have a positive summer, that means not selling our best players, or if so, do it before the season, and the key, to bring in some new faces, we can all see what the trio that came in January did for us, we went for a poor season, to reaching a semi in the cup and overtaking Liverpool for 7th.

04 Apr 2012 07:48:35
i iz back,got caught with somtin in me rucksack,missed all da action,and reaction.plenty of ellation..iz got no way to get a ticket for wemzly but i goez on da charabang anywayz,we owe da redtings one,pleze my lord just let us av this one,let us get the rubz of da green,let da ref be are mate,let da gods shine on us,iz cant watch da game coz i get da runs with me nerves,..no more lucky liverppol..no more clive thomas.wez alwayz seem to suffer..pleaze let dis be are time..MC.RIZZLA

Interesting, but what ever could it mean?

04 Apr 2012 00:19:12
What realistic footballer would everyone like everton to sign in the summer? AntEFC {Ed025's Note - tiote of newcastle..or sessegnon of sunderland for me..

Are they out of contract because we wouldn't be able to afford them? AntEFC {Ed025's Note - no mate..im just a big fan of both of them..

I'm a fan of them too and I've noticed that Tristan is finally back.. AntEFC

I have said for a while dembelle from fulham is class! most underrated player in the EPL at the moment definitely

Weren't we link to Sessegnon when he was at PSG quite a few times? Same, only cost 4mil, and someone we definitely lack in our squad. But out of our price range now.

Realstically, I too, am a big fan of Dembele from Fulham, if I remember correctly, his contract ends at the end of next season, so maybe we could get him a bit cheaper. Maybe have Fellaini give him a quite word. Also, wouldn't mind seeing Stuart Holden from Bolton, think he has been missed greatly by Bolton this season, potentially they may get relegated, couple that with the fact he missed this season with injury, could really get him for cheap, and he does have a bit of banter with Phil Neville on twitter, and is American.

Would be happy to see Dembele and Holden at Everton and maybe add Rodallega on a free. Definitely take that {Ed025's Note - me too mate..

Realistically apart from Pienaar....... I'd go for Defoe!! Sessognon, Dembele and Tiote aren't realistic they would be way out of our price range!!!
Defoe on the other hand, although he is 29 he would be available for i'd imagine 7-9 million?? He is a pure goalscorer like Jelavic and if Adebayor signs full time and Spurs sign another striker they are linked to Hazard plus a couple more i think Defoe will want to go {Ed001's Note - the problem with Defoe, as I keep having to point out on all the sites when he is suggested, is that he doesn't want to leave London. He hated being in Portsmouth as he likes being near his family. I very much doubt he will join Everton or any other side in the north west.}