Everton Banter Archive October 30 2012

30 Oct 2012 22:45:58
Holloween tomorrow, was gonna dress up and pretend to be a referee, but Clatenburg beat me to it the weekend!

Kurajan {Ed025's Note - love it mate,..

30 Oct 2012 21:42:19
must be the devil coming outta me. but ive just been looking through our fixture list for rest of season and noticed the anfield derby is third to last game of the season.then the thought came to me,we could send them down ha ha wishful thinking there.jimmy {Ed025's Note - nothing would please me more jimbo..

For the last 30 years I have been an aetheist. If that happened I would truly believe in God again! LOL degsypulford

30 Oct 2012 19:28:43
Hi Guys,

Well like some people on here, I am really fed up of all these stupid Liverpool fans coming on here and ruining our site with their disillusioned and bitter nonsense!

I find it incredibly sad... when I was young I had no problem with Liverpool, they were another team from merseyside and the rivalry always seemed friendly. That is because, during the 90's, we were never a threat to them and as much as they like to call us 'bitter', what we are starting to see and hear now from Pool fans is pathetic and at times downright nasty and all because we are daring to threaten their supremacy!!

It would be sad for both teams if one of us were to be relegated etc. a season without a mersey derby? However, the behaviour of their fans is SO pathetic, arrogant and dare I say 'Bitter' that I am actually revelling in their slide into mid-table mediocrity,( which is sad).

Liverpool fans are fast becoming the laughing stock of the league with their delusions of grandeur and their inexplicable defense of Suarez's behaviour over the course of the last yr! Now they are inventing a kind of 'nationwide' conspiracy to explain there shortcomings as a team... What next? Its pathetic!!

As I said it really saddens me that them losing delights me but then again... a lot of their fans seem to deserve it!

aflm78

Your spot on there mate.its not just us they resent for starting to be a genuine threat to being top dogs in the city,they hate any other team winning anything.if your in the alehouse and city ,united,chelsea are on the box there overjoyed if one of them are getting beat.jimmy

One of the best posts I've read on this site

BitterBlue {Ed025's Note -

30 Oct 2012 18:44:30
you gotta love today's Liverpool echo, after sad stevie gerrard slammed us as "not showing up to play football" the good old echo put him and brenda back in their place with the actual stats, facts are, we had more chances, more possession, more dominance, more crosses, more passes (and way more class) so put that in your pipe and smoke it coyb

We are supposed to be the new stoke by steven 'run 50 yards to celebrate nothing' gerrard

30 Oct 2012 17:28:33
ed i won't be coming much on this site the next few days until all this derby rubbish has stopped. gettin bored of it all. we drew ed of. probably a fair result, their goal was a goal. suarez and sterling should have gone. gerrard's comments make him look stupid. end of. stop biting to these kopites and let them look at our page if it really makes them feel better. they'll soon get the message when we ignore them. just leave it all alone

Top post.

Keith EFC.

30 Oct 2012 15:56:03
Long ball team? Gerrard the diver and forever hitting kong balls....hypocrite

Gerrard couldn't even play a simple ball to his own team mates sunday.. he is full of sh*t
BradEFC

30 Oct 2012 15:09:10
I think the question you should be asking yourself is, why did the best team you've had in decades, near full strength, playing at home, failed to beat the youngest, most inexperienced Liverpool team it will likely ever face for a long time?

For starters, we had three teenagers, THREE TEENAGERS, in our starting XI who don't even have 20 full PL games between them and were playing their first derby.
Two of our best players (Lucas and Johnson) were missing and in our goals was a 2nd choice goalie.
Yet, yet you couldn't take it.

You had virtually your full compliment of players. All bar one of your 'star' players were on the pitch, Baines, Jagielka, Fellani, Jelaviv.
You were the 'more experienced' of the two.
You are, so you argued, the better team.
And you playing at home.

Yet, yet you only managed to salvage a point thru two gift goals and had to be saved by a dubious refereeing call from a certain defeat.
Your keeper ran half the pitch length to try get a 17 yr/o kid sent off; your holier-than-thou captain got booked for a lame dive in a terrible attempt to manipulate the ref; your model professional players hounding the linesman pressuring him to deny the loathsome Suarez a demonstrably legitimate goal 90th minute, amongst your antics on the day.

That's actually how 'strong' and 'better' a team than LFC you are. You are so 'strong' and 'better' than once one of your 'star' players pulled off at HT, you became entirely pedestrian and unimaginative the whole 2nd half.
That's how 'strong' you are: one man goes out and it all comes screeching to a halt for ye.

Seriously, I'd be more concerned if I were you. 'Strongest' Everton team in decades dubiously rescuing a point at Goodison Park against the youngest, most inexperienced Liverpool in decades.

You may want to reconsider and revise your expectations of your team this season. A quick glance at 'title contenders' Arsenal would be advisable.

DILLIE

I like your post, was it 4 years ago you finished 2nd now your team is poor with young inexperienced players in, what went wrong , you have had plaenty of money to spend

Ha Ha the football you's played was like watchin me bird learnin to play Fifa 13, it's gunna be a long season for you lot mate so do one back to your own sad site.

Is that you Stevie g la? Bitter reds laughable lol PADDOCKBLUE

Two gift goals!! And your first one off the inside of Baines leg wasn't a gift?

If we want to compare apples for apples, your young inexperienced squad still has players that cost (off the top of my head).
Henderson = £15m
Downing = £20m
Allen= £14m
Suarez = £23m
Johnson = £18m
Carroll = £35m

The fact that Rodgers plays cheap, inexperienced players, should be a relief as it will save you the embarrassment of wasting more money in the transfer market on talentless crap, Give Moyes your transfer budgets and we'll see who would still be the better side!

Alastair

We should have won the game, now we move on and concentrate on top 4.

ToffeeMike

What a total plank - before we start can we add up how much you've spent on your team in the last ten years vs what we've spent - and can we look at the total wage bill comparison as well? - then look at league positions - and then please note - we did not have anywhere near a full strength team - we had Hibbo missing (so Coleman) and we also had Gibson missing -(so Neville) - and we had Pienaar missing - (hence Gueye on after cheat Suarez did Mirrallas) - so three first choice players missing - how many first choice players did you have missing?

Listen lad your just making yourself look just as much as a tool as your captain. What game where you watching. You do know everton where the team in blue. As for us needing to be concerned about are GREAT club' you need ya head testing. Last week you were all saying everton were punching above there weight. And as for your gang of over hyped, over paid load of rubbish, well were do we start. And if Suarez was even half the man Neville is then he would hold his hands up and apologise for his regular acrobatics. But he won't coz he's not. One last thing kopite close your legs and hold ya nuts coz this is one hell of a sloppy slide your on.....COYB!! LIAM!!

Didn't you have your full complement out Sunday excluding Johnson ? We were missing 3 first teamers in Pienaar, Gibson and Hibbert, not one as you suggest. Yes we put in a pathetic performance for the first 20 minutes and 'gifted' YOU 2 goals. As for the next 70 minutes you were comprehensively outplayed, fair and square, and barring some woeful finishing your youngsters would've been buried long before the final moments. Also you were given the benefit of the doubt as suarez should have had an early bath, ditto young sterling. Maybe it's about time you got over it as you're starting to sound a little bitter like stevie gee gee. It's history, move on if that's feasible for you lot. Dragging up the past isn't going to achieve anything. Those straws, I can't quite reach them...

Dillie you need to smell the coffee,
This young and inexperienced team you were talking about was replaced by an international centre half,that was 3 centre halfs you had on the pitch.Thank god Hansen and Lawrenson wernt available ,because they were being overrun in midfield,where following an o.g.,yes an own goal,that was clearly a better goal than our "2 gift goals" and a decent effort from "loathsome" your word..you could have been losing at half time..
Howard ran half the length of the pitch why? bcoz sneaky Sterling,"oh Im only 17 so any thing I do is an accident" was being an arse.
Loathsome should have been sent off and bfore you disagree as Ive asked bfore if Jelavic had committed the fouls on Sterling or Agger u would have wanted him flogged...
We accept our captain dove and immediately apologised and was bollocked by our manager.
Have we heard a word from Loathsome or Brenda condemning him..not an F...ing,
Still ,you wont condem a diver.
By the way as Loathsome kicked Mirallas out of the game, who was making one of your other teenagers look crap, and we were missing Pinnear and Gibson your view and assessment of our team is sadly wrong.

I could go on, 2 nd choice goalie...I dont think so your 1st choice was on the bench...all those other reds fans say your first choice should be dropped..

No one denies it was a goal but Iknow that you have never had an occasion in your history where the opposition have had a goal disallowed that should have stood have you??thought not

Hope we dont hear from you anytime soon...

George

Dress it up however you want Dillie, we are still the better side on merseyside.. One game doesn't prove anything, the course of the season does so comeback after 38 PL games and try and fight with the same argument you've brought this time round.. I guarantee you wont get past the first sentence before you change your mind, delete your incoherent drivel from the text box and and drag your vile kopite driven thoughts back to your own page.

tofee jack

30 Oct 2012 13:40:15
Seriously steven gerrard has just had a little episode. What's more he has made himself look like a GIANT TOOL!
And Brenda aswell. The rubbish they come out with man. Tell ya one thing tho opta index doesn't lie ha ha!. LIAM

30 Oct 2012 12:53:04
I do so hope the end is now in sight for mark clattenbrug, what goes around comes around, this man is a disgrace and should have never have been allowed back onto any ground afder what he did at goodison.

30 Oct 2012 13:06:01
WE finished league ahead of them last season they even changed there manager yet we still ahead of them .liverpool scored via a baines own goal other goal was a stoke type free kick disallowed goal stoke type free kick to big centre half .liverpools main threats in every game are gerrard stoke type free kicks But when your legs have gone you tend to get better at free kicks or what else can you do..all this is only my opinion what do i know im only a fan who pays towards the england captains wages via tickets shirts and sky ..i think if you take the england armband and perks like a free wembley box for your familily etc then you should have some bobby moore class and shut your mouth .tp

Great post tp.....im over the moon here reading this one,i love a good laugh in the afternoon haha well lets get somethings straight eh mate,yous actually done alright in the derby this time, atleast it was competitive instead of the usual walk over so ill give ya that one,now i know that yous have got alot to shout about finishing 7th last year and scrapin a draw in your biggest game of the season this year,so i dont really want to rain on your parade but youve got to be told a few facts mate just to help clue you up a bit......the blues**** did play long ball football the other day, just launchin it into are half most of the time without really creating any genuine goal scoring chances,ok you scored 2,1 of which should never of counted for a start and there was a chance for jelavic or someone that skirtel stopped brilliantly but that was about it as far as goal threats were concerned,were we actually scored 3 legitimate goals,and had quite a few clear chances suarez ,sterling and gerrard to shout out a few so ya were never really in danger of scoring another anyway,on another day it really could of been 4 or 5 nil to the mighty reds so count yaself lucky on that one mate,and did ya notice how tim "hey you guys...." howard and that marielles and neville and osman were chasin after the ref tryin to get are players booked or sent off,that was the real disgrace,dont get me started on nevilles terrible dive haha,as far as slatin gerrard,come on mate,hes one of the best players youve been lucky enough to ever see play in football never in mind the derby,unless you wanted me to list all the liverpool greats and world class players from now until the last 50 years youve been priviged enough to watch break your hearts,mate the blues**** are like shakin stevens he hasnt done anything scince 1985 either so a bit like yourselves really i suppose,so give ya head a wobble lad and sort yaself out,i know its hard but your always gonna be hidden by are enourmous shadow,just accept it and get on with ya life lad.......
rodger the dodger YNWA JFT96 {Ed025's Note - i agree rodger...with the JFT96 bit...the rest is a load of CRAP!, and you know it!...let me forwarn you though..idiots like you, who come on here calling us things like blue ****, will not be tolerated..next time you will be banned, call this a final warning..

Whats wrong? is it getting to you a bit ed025?? i would of sworn this was the banter page,at the end of the day it was only a bit of harmless fun ive been havin this banter round the city with me bluenose mates scince sunday in the boozer after the game, is that why you never posted the rest of my posts after it,dont be so prickly lad,if its for swearing then fair enough but i did blank that bit out to be fair,the banter comes both ways and i think we all love it both sides of the park,but i hope ya know its all tongue in cheek anyway
rodger the dodger {Ed025's Note - it was for swearing rodger, all our guys have been warned as well, not to call your lot the red s****, or any other disparaging remarks...i love, and welcome the banter mate, but after a few days, it gets a bit boring going over the same stuff...but if you post other banter...such as what good value carroll, henderson, downing, adam, or borini were...i will gladly chew the fat..

JFT96 is the most worthwhile colaberation between any 2 football clubs world over. I find it somewhat out of taste that it is used as a sign off on posts that hold the blue side of the city in such contempt. I can only assume that this poster is not a real Liverpool fan.

Toffee ace

Fair enough ed i didnt see the warnings to be honest mate,but point taken and ya about right, the banters comin to a close now on the derby anyway,ive just had one of me bluenose mates on the blower laughin at me for gettin a warning on here haha we all move on now to the next game and can both focus on the capital one cup games instead...oops! hehe couldnt resist that one....but liked ya JTF96 shout anyway, its the way it should be,just gutted we wont have carroll,adam and borini getting game time in the cup tomorrow as they were startin to prove a real bargain and shrewd piece of transfer business after all ;)
rodger the dodger

Im "rodger's" good mate and let me tell u a bit about old rodge.. he's ur typical red... doesnt go the match, watches the games in the boozer in his local in shewsbury with all the market drayton reds, he cant name the first team ( unless he's got his blackberry handy) you know the cut off them ed, he even asks me if i can teach him how to talk like a scouser so he can blend it with all his wool mates that he's from liverpool and he gives it that 1 oh yea my dad was from liverpool, but the fact is he worked here 1 weekend in the 80s. i reakon on a serious 1 that u look at these banter pages next season you'll see rodger on the man city 1 coz he's hinted at me that he's on the move again and city is the natural choice for him. so thats a few facts on my mate rodger 4 u ...chrisby efc {Ed025's Note -he struck me as that type Chris..

30 Oct 2012 11:52:30
Hi ed, really getting fed up with reds coming onto our page moaning about our style of play, then you have Gerard showing exactly how much class he really has by not only putting us down in public but by bringing another well respected club like Stoke into the argument! So in response to these clowns, these are some stats from Sundays game

Passes completed
Everton 359. Liverpool 257

Crosses attempted
Everton 34 Liverpool 17

Fouls
Everton 17 Liverpool 19

Long balls attempted
Everton 47 Liverpool 47

Long balls completed
Everton 19 Liverpool 21

Possession
Everton 57% Liverpool 43%

Kinda tells its own story,! The stats speak for themselves

Kurajan

Good stats Kurajan,

Problem is with reds fans and players is that it's never their fault. They couldn't beet us cos their players are too young, we kicked the football too long, we tried to take the ball off them, we called their players divers, the linesman was blind... Bla bla bla.

Mate, it's pointless reasoning with them as they are not going to accept the truth. And until their manager or captain decide to man up, it ain't gunna change.

We should focus on the next game now and move on from the team we played last Sunday,

COYB
Toffee ace

The main stat was a 2-2 draw, so lets all move on, its brining both clubs down {Ed025's Note - i agree mate..

30 Oct 2012 11:05:30
daily mail quoted on net ie on line daily mail that gerrard has compared everton with stoke ..well just to remind the england captain that when you accept the england armband and the money perks and honour that goes with it then he is representing stoke and everton and there fans who else pays the england capains wages and the wembley box for his family ..so he is not in a position to attack prem clubs stoke and everton fans should write to fa to ask for a more sensible england captain..

30 Oct 2012 10:48:33
Away at norwich should be an easy 3 points 4 u stoke boys.

Oh my bad u long ball teams pages look so alike.

Here is a very interesting stat I have read over the last couple of days, Liverpool have averaged more long balls per game than Stoke City. Haha, Stoke average 59 a game, Liverpool 62.

That is a bit awkward. I loved Stevies comments, you know why? For once, in a long time, he is worried about Everton now, hence the panic quotes and spiting stuff like "oh, we are better than them still"

Absolutely loved it, he is making Liverpool as a whole club, look very bitter, which is hilarious.

30 Oct 2012 12:05:21
Kopites make me laugh, when gerrard tries one of his 80 yard hollywood passes that's great vision, but when any other team plays it longer than 20 yards there a long ball team, and this coming from a team that have had peter crouch and andy carrol play for them, priceless.

30 Oct 2012 10:38:32
might get criticised for this, but I think we have to start looking a bit at Distin - especially in these Derby games - he is coming towards the end of his career and he has been brilliant for us - but he seems to have a few mistakes in his locker these days - and I reckon he had three of four bloopers on Sunday - and it pains me to say but I reckon Suarez has got the beating of him and they both know it - Suarez deliberately plays himself against Distin rather than against Jags cos he knows he can get around Distin and Distin will make one or two mistakes (FA semi etc) - it needs looking at in future - personally I'd play Johnny instead of Distin against Suarez
Clozem

I was one of the very few who said before the derby that Heitinga should be preferred to Distin as Suarez has run him ragged every time.. I think I was right.

toffee jack

30 Oct 2012 09:58:50
Make a note - 15 December 2012 - Stoke City vs Everton , avoid it like the plague !!

30 Oct 2012 07:16:28
Ooh, away at the cottagers this weekend, I just love their nickname, it brings back so many memories. Tristan DeVere