Everton Banter Archive April 02 2012

 

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02 Apr 2012 22:30:34
Any one heared any updates on that bjorn kristensen lad? {Ed025's Note - not me mate..

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02 Apr 2012 21:53:50
had a look at remaining fixture and bar man utd away the rest all look winable with newcastle at swansea on friday and finishing off with chelsea man city and everton do you think you could catch them lads

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Tall order to catch them.
All our focus should be trying to catch them, but 7th will be a solid finish.
And obviously the cup

Liverpool will rebound at some point. I really hope the lucky barstewards dont do it against us. {Ed025's Note - thats the danger mate!..we must not underestimate them, the cup tends to throw up some surprises, we are by far the better side at the moment, but that does not mean a thing in a cup semi final..

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Next 2 games are crucial, we need to win to have and chance of closing the gap on newcastle and extending the gap of the rs and sunderland

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02 Apr 2012 21:32:20
Well I know drenthe has had problems within the family but I was not sure what those problems exactly where. I personally like Drenthe and I would like him to sign permanently, but I hope that he sorts his problems out as soon as possible (whatever they are), we need him for the run in.

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02 Apr 2012 20:23:14
not impressed about a 3 oclock kick off on a monday! im bloody working! {Ed025's Note - take the day off mate....if your boss asks..say ED025 said it was ok..

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02 Apr 2012 19:40:46
is it me or does gary neville's hair look weird on Sky Footy tonight? He's either dyed it with boot polish or it's a syrup!

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He looks weird full stop

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02 Apr 2012 19:35:31
Just saw that rasmus elms contract expires in the 2013. Would he be a good signing as he is very creative. A midfield trio of gibson, fellaini and elm sounds awesome.

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02 Apr 2012 13:45:35
Howard Webb To Ref FA Cup Semi

Fk me it gets worse have a butchers at him on utube doing the RS anthem

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God PLEASE, PLEASE,PLEASE, PLEASE don't tell me thats true :( :( :( :(

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02 Apr 2012 13:39:53
just wondering what fellow blues thoughts where on what BK had to say on goals on sunday. BSM

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Never seen it, what did he say. {Ed025's Note - it was about getting a new owner who can take us to the next level.......im sure you can find the interview on the net somewhere

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I only caught the sunday supplement programme beforehand and was severely irritated by these london journos saying Moyes should be the next manager of Spurs or Chelsea as he has gone as far as he can with Everton he now needs to move to win trophies, I know a lot of blues did catch it and who did tweet back venting their opinion on what was being said. I'm a mild mannered kind of man but not only would I have tweeted if I'd known how but I'd have got the cannary and shoved it as far as I could up their smallest .........

I firmly believe that if we did get massive investment and won the premier league year after year and the champions league a couple of times they would still say we were over achieving and we'd still be on last on match of the day.

How many years do you have to constantly and consistently play well and beat the so called big whatever, finish in the top half of the table qualify for europe get to cup semis and finals before they stop saying your over achieving, surely we're just that good and they need to except it.

Anyway still fumin'

Big C aka Angry of Meols {Ed001's Note - the only time the media will ever accept that will be when you up sticks and base yourself in London.}

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Or have Manchester somewhere in your name!!

Not got anything against those clubs mentioned just the journo's
Still fumin'

Big C

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Most of these commentators just repeat the lazy 'consensus view' - cos they haven't got the brains or time to do the proper research - so they parrot what they've heard someone else say. Most of us only follow our own team intently - and just pick up general stuff on other teams - so this is all they're doing too - repeating lazy rubbish that's getting passed around
like Shearer etc always saying everton are 'overperforming' - no we're not - we get gates of 35k plus most weeks - and we're around 7th-8th in the league - so about right for our gate size
it's like Moyes says - you generally finish in line with your wage bill - it's all just a money game these days

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"like Shearer etc always saying everton are 'overperforming'" - newcastle are overperforming!! from championship to euro place???

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02 Apr 2012 13:17:20
The Daily Telegraph:

Andy Carroll left the pitch swearing at Kenny Dalglish and close to tears. Pepe Reina departed after being shown a red card for his reckless butt on James Perch. Liverpool headed home both pointless and humiliated. lol

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Miserable sourpuss Kenny "I don't think it was a penalty but neither did I think Andy was trying to get a penalty. The decision not to give a penalty was correct but it was harsh to show him a yellow card, he was always struggling to keep his balance."

LOL!!
That was the clearest dive you're ever going to see! He deliberately does that 'push the mid-air-leg backwards' thing for no reason, then chucks himself forwards for the grass! hah

He'd obviously decided to do it just before the keeper reached him and then looked a complete tw*t when there's loads of daylight between him and the goalie, so a more clear cut dive you're never going to see!
He'd actually probably have scored a really good goal if he'd played fair and stayed on his feet - but no - the RS cheating sh*thouse tendency shone through and he did himself up like a kipper! absolutley priceless!!
LOL!! LOL!!

Dalglish should be ashamed of himself for that barefaced lie - you can't imagine Moyes coming out with b*ll*cks like that can you?

Clozem {Ed001's Note - do you not think it was harsh to book him when Ben Arfa made a similar dive just before and didn't get booked? Though, in my opinion, send them off, not just book them, players would soon stop cheating like that when the risk is that high.}

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I've only just stopped laughing

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Give them a yellow. Don't send them off. But walk up the other end of the pitch and give a spot kick to the team he tried to rip off.

Toffee ace {Ed001's Note - good idea.}

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Been over to the victims site, lemmings and cliff spring to mind, , on one of the posts they actually call Carroll a warrior,
maybe they can,t spell w@n@er !

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02 Apr 2012 11:48:18
Andy Carroll has apologised to Dalglish for walking off down the tunnel after being subbed at Newcastle. He was actually aiming for the bench!

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Can't stop laughing at that one. Brilliant!!

Toffee ace

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02 Apr 2012 08:48:29
If we get Europe anyone think mikel from Chelsea to strengthen ? Ed? {Ed001's Note - I don't think he is good enough for Everton, he is a very poor player in my opinion.}

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We don't need him, we have arguably the best defensive midfielder in the league at the moment in Fellaini.

We need to strengthen the midfield though, especially a creative midfielders, Pienaar and Drenthe are only loans and not sure if they will come back permanently.

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02 Apr 2012 00:10:36
These are apparently moyses transfer targets for the summer
Danny Simpson (Newcastle RB)
thomas ince( contracted to Liverpool on loan at Blackpool and contract ends in summer LW)
Victor Moses (Wigan RW)
gregg Wylde (rangers RW-LW)
emil hallfredsson (Hellas Verona in seri B CM)
Judd berg ( an offical one, starts his trial today April 2nd GK)
Rodallega (Wigan ST)
Nils petersen (bayern Munich ST)
Kevin Doyle( wolves ST)
Bruno pereirinha ( sporting Lisbon LW)
Giles Barnes ( Doncaster rovers, contract ends at end of seasion, CAN PLAY ANY WERE IN MIDFIELD)

This is just what I have heared and remember I said targets not things that are definitely going to happen but targets (would like a few to come true though) {Ed003's Note - Ince is contracted to Blackpool }

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Wylde has also signed for Bolton hasn't he? {Ed007's Note - Yes.}

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Will be lucky if we sign 2 players in the summer, hopefully rodallega and one other

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Ince is a Blackpool player, not on loan from Liverpool

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Honestly I would be happy if we just signed the players on loan, and got a few free's in the summer, maybe someone like dembelle or sessegnon as well {Ed025's Note - they would both be great signings...but i think sessegnon would be out of our price range..

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I personally would like to see matt jarvis come. always looking to get to the byline to cross, would be great service for jelavic {Ed025's Note - very good player, but yet another one who,s social life needs to be sorted before i would pay good money for him..

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