Everton Banter Archive July 24 2015

24 Jul 2015 20:45:29
do any of the eds know anything or do they just follow what the press are saying because when the papers are saying nothing the eds are also saying nothing.

{Ed025's Note - some of the eds have very good contacts or are connected at some clubs konehead, information gets circulated between us, but myself im not in the know by any means, i do talk to some well linked guys at the club from time to time but im hardly in the loop mate, now ED002 is a different kettle of fish..

24 Jul 2015 21:03:57
Ed025 just follows anywhere the wind blows. Only Ed002 is well informed, though his periodic hibernation is comical.

{Ed025's Note - the thing is ten...i tell the truth mate, im not in the business of making up story,s....otherwise i would say that liverpool are a big club with a chance of competing for the title...but im not a liar either.. :)

24 Jul 2015 22:47:21
Got to say as a blue through and through I never find myself going or even looking on the lfc site because I have no interest in what they do or don't do as it is of no concern to me. I therefore find the only comical thing is helmets that pretend to be genuine lfc fans coming on here trying to bait us blues into getting an argument. My guess is you are a lad about 17 who finds smoking weed and playing c.o.d then coming on here looking for an argument with no fabrication as an ideal Friday night. Most legit lfc fans grew out of that stage years ago and can actually have a proper debate, you my friend are just a plastic supporter whos only friend is your hairy palm. Do yourself a favour go and actually educate yourself that's if you can read and then come back and have some actual real banter because your small club jibes are older than you. Finally is your post name ten over ten because you only know how to count fingers and toes? Then again inbreds probably have 11 toes.

25 Jul 2015 03:52:31
Tenoverten not even an everton fan but spends all day posting here, comical

25 Jul 2015 09:22:09
Lol blue I liked that

24 Jul 2015 13:14:25
Question for the blue scientists out there.
If this new planet that's been found is 27 million light years away.
How long would it take for a manned craft to land on it?
Second question, will we have signed anybody by then?

24 Jul 2015 15:43:13
Travelling at the speed of light Mush which is appx 120,000 miles per second we would reach it in 27 million years, we will probably have a few signings by then but I guarantee we don't have a rich investor

{Ed007's Note - Without trying to be pedantic - more trying to be a smart ar$e as me and Ed003 are keen amateur astronomers - but a light year is, by its own definition, the distance travelled by light in a year. So it takes a year travelling at the speed of light to cover a light year.
The speed of light is 186,282.397 miles per second (671 million miles per hour) and Kepler-452b is 1,400 light years away.
And unless there's an alien oligrach who likes blue waiting there I don't think Everton will find a rich investor either :)

24 Jul 2015 16:36:03
The answer to the first question if my understanding is correct is quite simple. The light-year is a measure of distance, not time. It is the total distance that a beam of light, moving in a straight line, travels in one year. To obtain an idea of the size of a light-year, take the circumference of the earth (24,900 miles), lay it out in a straight line, multiply the length of the line by 7.5 (the corresponding distance is one light-second), then place 31.6 million similar lines end to end. The resulting distance is almost 6 trillion (6,000,000,000,000) mile. The answer would therefore be to multiply the above equation by 27 million.

Sorry I just can't get my head round your second question!

24 Jul 2015 17:31:09
An alien on a free is out of the question then?

24 Jul 2015 20:37:28
It depends if RM was driving)).

{Ed025's Note - hes driving me barmy daz..

24 Jul 2015 20:51:39
Maybe that new planet is where Bill hid the Arteta money!

{Ed025's Note - he needs a bigger planet i think kurajan..

24 Jul 2015 20:52:53
It can only get better mate.))hopefully.

24 Jul 2015 22:45:44
Feel compelled to make a comment about the distance to Uranus, but that would just be juvenile.

24 Jul 2015 11:04:46
Hi just been on Everton website trying to buy the last of the friendlies to watch but can't seem to get them any of use out there had trouble paying on line for the matches

24 Jul 2015 12:14:42
Got all games without any hassle