Everton Banter Archive September 10 2012

10 Sep 2012 20:34:28
Been reading all about these Felli rumours, now ive no idea what he actually said, but unless someone actually speaks french and has seen the interview id take it all with a pinch of salt. Papers translate to suit thier own purpose and they edit to make stories more sensational. In saying that we all know that feli and his camp have itchy trigger fingers, especially felli's dad, however one thing that Moyes has always been great at was keeping stories from our players to a mimmum, he takes no sh.. when players go over and around him and he's not afraid to make difficult decisions for our club. So no matter what has or hasnt been said i have complete faith in Moyes not to let it effect the club and deal with it in house.. so everyone relax

IMWT
Kurajan

Its not french! its flemmish.

10 Sep 2012 19:15:25
Baines is going to United, Moyes is going to Spuds, Jags is going to the Arse, Dempsy to the RS, Rooneys gonna be sold unless he pulls his weight, Owens coming to the Blues, Rodwell to United, Donovan perminant, Tevez needs to "be near his family, as he's home sick" Ince and Phillips "done deal" Cahill to China, Ground share, Arab investors,
Goal line tech, England's gonna win the Euro's / World cup (pick your year.....) North Korea's gonna let everyone have freedom of speech, Iraq's got weapons of mass destruction and we landed on the moon...

Felliani wants to leave........

Anyone else see what I'm getting at here?

Gods Doctor {Ed025's Note - Love it doc..

Classic post Doc

Degsy

Van Persie is going to United, AVB is going to Spuds, Cazorla is going to the Arse, Sahin to the RS, Rooneys not gonna be sold unless he pulls his weight, Owens going to Stoke, Rodwell to City, Donovan is staying, Tevez needs to "be near his family, as he's no longer home sick" Ince and Phillips "no done deal" Cahill to Red Bulls, No chance of a Ground share, No Arab investors,
Goal line tech, England's never gonna win the Euro's / World cup (pick your year.....) North Korea's won't let everyone have freedom of speech, Iraq's havent got weapons of mass destruction and we never landed on the moon...

Felliani wants to leave........

Anyone else see what I'm getting at here? {Ed025's Note - Yes I do!...you are a saddo, who believes everything he reads in the newspapers...the daily sport once reported that hitler was seen riding shergar on the moon, I bet you told all your mates you had seen it..

Did Van Persie go to United? Yes. Did AVB go to Spuds? Did Cazorla go to the Arse? yes. Did Sahin go to the RS? Yes. Did Owen go to Stoke? Yes. Did Rodwell go to City? Yes.

Anyone else see what I'm getting at here? Yes!...you are trying to incite the blues fans...your number is marked..

We didn't start the fire it was always burning...

Nostrawigus {Ed025's Note - But you and your like, love nothing better than pouring petrol on it...get a life will ya, Nostradamus was the mad monk, nostrawigus..the sad monk!..

Ed025 is spitting his dummy out tonight. Just keep burying your head in the sand then. {Ed025's Note - Not dummy spitting, you answered a positive post, with one of pure negativity..anyone can do that..try writing a post with some originality, I realize typing with six fingers must be hard..

Don,t you mean rasputin! {Ed025's Note - I do actually..lol.....I was never good at history ..

My point was, Don't believe what you read..............

Gods Doctor {Ed025's Note - He knows that doc...he's just being pedantic..

And you ED025 are Harry Monk.

Nostrawigus The voice of reason! {Ed025's Note - The voice of treason..

I know what your point was Gods Doctor. I was pointing out that sometimes newspapers do get it right. Why ed025 needed to start crying his eyes out like a baby over it is anyones guess. {Ed025's Note - Then why not just put that?..

I hope some of them rumours are true

Who's harry monk? {Ed025's Note - It's not a who..it's a what...look it up in the urban dictionary..

10 Sep 2012 17:29:36
Is there any truth that everton going to sign boruc {Ed025's Note - The window is closed mate..

Borucs a free agent ed!
BlueClarkey {Ed025's Note - Oh right...I have heard nothing clarkey..

He's for free ed?.........

10 Sep 2012 16:54:10
Howard

Hibbert Jagielka Distin Baines

Naismith Gibson Osman Pienaar

Mirallas
Jelavic

Next game line up, drop Fellaini for his comments, no-one is bigger than Everton {Ed025's Note - your the type to hang a guy, before he goes to court!..get a grip..

So are you saying he is bigger than the club then ed025? What I am saying is he has spoke out in the media we should show him and the fans that he is not 1st choice. For me I would have Jagielka, Baines, Gibson, Pienaar and Jelavic before Fellaini {Ed025's Note - He ain't going anywhere!..he is committed to everton, when he does go, it will be on our terms as he has 4 years left on his contract...you need to get over idle speculation mate..

Yes drop Felli because of something he didnt say, he will then go on a sulk and maybe on strike, we would then be lucky to get 5 million quid for him in Jan, come on mate put the brain in gear before you engage your mouth

What are you on? Drop Fellaini!!

Tree Blue {Ed025's Note - I know!...it beggars belief tree..

10 Sep 2012 15:52:09
felliani has now told the press he wants to stay {Ed025's Note - It was all a load of rubbish..surprise surprise..

10 Sep 2012 11:08:16
Just had me first interview ed since getting the sack from me last job,...it was not going well,the the panel asked me did I have any special skills,...so I lifted me t.shirt up,put me hand under me armpit and started making farting noises,.........I never got the job,.......tristen {Ed007's Note - LMAO I like that one mate.}

What u get the sack for Tris

Degsy {Ed025's Note - I don't think I want to know degsy...lol

Not giving enough tickets out degz,am going back to the florist were I used to work,........tristen {Ed025's Note - I applaud you tris..traffic wardens are nazi,s with a yellow band, instead of a swastika?.

No worries Tris, you have to be a proper horrible nob to make a good living as a traffic warden, clearly you are not kidder.

Degsy

09 Sep 2012 22:49:00
Fellaini has posted on his verified account to rubbish the rumours about him saying he wanted to leave

Here is the link;

https://www. .com/pages/Marouane-Fellaini/100567087766