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27 Sep 2016 00:39:55
In the search of some light hearted banter, does anyone have any new Dark Side Klipperty Klopp jokes?
Although these have been around for a while here are a few of my favourites:-

Oxo are releasing a new red and white cube to commemorate Liverpool's season.
It's called the laughing stock.

How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all just sit in the dark and talk about how great the old one was.

Did you know Liverpool will be playing water football next season. They are 20 000 leagues under the sea so they're bound to win at least one of them.

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter, and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.

St. Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when 40 Liverpool fans showed up. Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven's door, St. Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the 10 most virtuous from the group.
A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, "They're gone. "
"What? All of the Liverpool fans are gone? " asked God.
"No" replied Saint Peter "The Pearly Gates! ".

BlueRatchit

1.) 27 Sep 2016 12:19:43
SANTA CLAUSE! Mythical? Just when I thought the year could get no worse.


2.) 27 Sep 2016 22:32:38
GrrRRRRR . Grumpy sit down and give Snow White a gentle kiss.


3.) 28 Sep 2016 07:59:38
Klopp was asked by his media darlings, how far are you off a great club Mr Klopp, half a mile if you cut through Stanley Park came his reply.

{Ed025's Note - love it baz..


4.) 28 Sep 2016 16:10:18
Liverpool is a large football club with huge overheads consequently a promising young reporter asked Jurgen Klopp “How many people actually work at Liverpool Football Club? ”.
“About half” came his reply.

{Ed025's Note - love it BR..


 

 

26 Sep 2016 00:16:13
I'm not sure whether, or not, I'm allowed to be blasphemous or profane on this page but I hate to say the Dirty Reds are playing well.

With the exception of Man City (and possibly the Kloppity Klan) I can foresee another strange season with Chelsea, Man Utd, Arsenal and the Potato Chips all dropping points at some stage.

I do think we'll get better as the season progresses and our play will improve. If we get behind the team there's a real chance we can keep pace with some of the pack leaders.

Another interesting feature that makes the premier league intriguing are the performances of Crystal Palace, Watford, Southampton and the rapid demise of Leicester.

The Crystal Palace Game isn't going to be easy but if we can take all 3 points we'll be in good stead for the derby.

I can understand spectator's apprehensions regarding our recent performances but we have to remember the Martinez way is still in the muscle memory of most players (with fractions of a second to make a decision the unconscious brain relies on muscle memory to react) . The players have had three years of pointless tactics and new ideas will require time for adaption, appreciation and new muscle memory.

However, familiarity with RK's methods and fitness regimes' will produce quick, sharp snappy passing and hopefully plenty of goals.

We just need a little patience and to get off the backs of the players and stop the abuse.

Our present situation reminds me so much of the 1982 and 1983 seasons (where we finished 7th on both occasions) I can almost see history repeating itself.

When you want to climb a ladder it's safer to take one step at a time and not expect to get to the top in one stride.

I do believe happy days are on the way.

Keoman the mighty Blues.

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1.) 26 Sep 2016 03:23:19
Pains me to say it Blue, but the reds are playing some incredible football! Difficult to admit it but Klopp is a manager I cannot help but admire.

What I have to say is how much of a fan I am of the offensive pressing game. The three teams dominating this premier league (Man City, Liverpool, Tottenham) are sides who play a high tempo, high fitness and high press 4-1-4-1.

This is a tactic, not only I feel we could adopt but is a tactic Ronald Koeman is striving for! Unfortunately as it stands Idrissa and Mirallas (if you watch the games you see it! ) are the only 2 players willing to press from the front.

Thankfully I have absolute faith in Koeman to work his quality in to the side to pull this out, and I genuinely believe we could be a top 6 side this season!

I've been on the beers so feel free to ignore my optimism.

We lost to Bournemouth, yes, but United lost to Watford, and the red shite lost to Burnley.

Have faith blues, believe me, we are back.


2.) 26 Sep 2016 11:26:47
''We lost to Bournemouth, yes, but United lost to Watford, and the reds lost to Burnley.


Here endeth the lesson for today brethren
Amen. 🙏.


3.) 26 Sep 2016 11:42:34
I second Blue!


4.) 26 Sep 2016 13:57:22
Wise words slowly slowly catch a monkey.


5.) 28 Sep 2016 08:15:17
Talk about King cling someone when they are down, Clattenberg to ref our game Friday, sweet Jesus.


6.) 28 Sep 2016 09:11:33
''Clattenberg to ref our game Friday, sweet Jesus''

I'm hoping the 'Telegraph' are doing a sting interview with him in the meantime Baz. 😈.


 

 

21 Sep 2016 02:50:59
I've been reading comments on here for a few years and thought it about time I plucked up the courage and take the virgin post plunge.
I know quite a number of supporters are a little disappointed by the Norwich result, but to some extent we as supporters are to blame.
I've never known home team support jeer, ridicule, denounce and boo our own team in such a despicable manner in which we do.
The jeering of Barkley is simply criminal. Not only does it put Ross off his stride but it affects the performance of the team as well.
If I was a player and was likely to get taunted for trying something different I'd soon curtail my ideas and take the easy way out and pass the ball to someone else.
It's about time, as supporters, we stop heckling our team and support them.
Last year the abuse John Stones had to endure from our own supporters was downright disgusting.
Damn it. I promised myself a quick, quirky and light hearted post. Just look what the Neanderthals have done to me.

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1.) 21 Sep 2016 07:40:23
Hesitate to come across as an old whinger but it is the new breed of supporter being brought up to expect everything now and social media/ mobile phone communication doesn't help (I have been in computers since 1974 i ncidentally) To be fair though I was there last night and the voiced criticism appears to come from the same group and area of the ground.

{Ed001's Note - I think you are spot on in this, as it happens amongst every set of fans. Every team has a target for boo boys that gets abuse week in, week out, and it is getting worse as they now have new ways to give out abuse for everyone to see. It really is not limited to Everton at all.}


2.) 21 Sep 2016 08:18:40
I too am disgusted at it. These guys need to read up the definition of "supporter".

{Ed025's Note - listen guys i get your point to a certain extent and as for booing our own players then im totally with you on that...but..and im not just picking on ross here, but when a player like him gives the ball away 5 times out of 6 like he did in the sunderland game then what do you expect them to say?."hard luck old chap, better luck next time"..no you hear sighs that mean a professional footballer should be achieving a higher standard, this is not a kids U12 game its the dog eat dog world of professional football, our supporters are very loyal and have stuck by the club for many years even though they have been barren ones for a long time, have you ever thought it might be these over hyped over paid prima-donnas that may be te fault and not the regular joe or josephine that pays hard earned money to follow this club all over the country?...rant over..


3.) 21 Sep 2016 10:59:21
Barkley needs to level his game out as it stands it's bi-polar!

PL clubs demands are more about consistancy, other wise he will fall by the wayside and end up being sold off .


 

 

 

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27 Sep 2016 00:28:54
I have to agree the London stadium, as a football ground, looks awful.

I watched the game on S/ Sports over the weekend and the people doing the most work appeared to be the ball boys who had to sprint 50 meters just to return the ball for a throw in.

The away team must absolutely love it, they can’t hear the jeers and abuse and can’t see the whites of home spectators eyes.

The 12th man has gone.

I think West Ham have made a major booboo here.

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28 Sep 2016 16:10:18
Liverpool is a large football club with huge overheads consequently a promising young reporter asked Jurgen Klopp “How many people actually work at Liverpool Football Club? ”.
“About half” came his reply.

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{Ed025's Note - love it BR..


 

 

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27 Sep 2016 22:32:38
GrrRRRRR . Grumpy sit down and give Snow White a gentle kiss.

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