31 Jan 2014 16:53:15
It's saying on twitter that Dennis staquilursi (sorry about the spelling) has just arrived at finch farm. Any news ed?

1.) 31 Jan 2014
Hah quality. Good player him never thought I'd see him at Everton.

2.) 31 Jan 2014
31 Jan 2014 18:08:05
Obviously a poor attempt at a joke, did it mention drenthe by any chance?

3.) 31 Jan 2014
Did he forget his toothbrush from his last stay?

4.) 31 Jan 2014
Yeah he's just on the bus from queens square up to goodison now with riquelme winnie parks and fernando

5.) 31 Jan 2014
Look at the date of the Twitter texts, they are all 2011 - therein lies a clue :o)