Everton Rumours Archive July 28 2011

28 Jul 2011 22:09:44
we might buy nicklas bendtner for 9mil

Stop acting stupid. we havent even got enough for a happy meal never mind an arsenal reject

I wouldn't pay more than a happy meal for bendtner.

Andy - Walton vale {Ed025's Note - hes no better than a..big yak

I thinkk bentner is ok, anyone at arsenal playing and training with their squad cant be that bad, hes young big and strong, and skillful, can score with head as well as feet and moyesy will sort out his work rate

28 Jul 2011 18:33:23
Bendtner's off to Lisbon. Thank our lucky stars he's nearly as bad as Vic {Ed025's Note - thank god you said ...nearly..

28 Jul 2011 15:45:31
Fellaini looks set to sign a new deal at Everton his agent has claimed... be like a new signing

That old chestnut - "who did we sign this summer"? "no one, but Fellaini signed a new contract, just like signing a new player". For christs sake.

No it wouldn't. You know what would be like a new signing? A NEW SIGNING

This will be terrific news, but will wait until he puts that pen on the paper. This was our biggest priority for this summer, tie him down to a new long term deal, not only because he will be with us for longer, but his value will be full price around 30mil, where next season it could have been 15-20. If he has signed, sell Rodwell and buy some f***ing players {Ed025's Note - fellaini. extension, is great news...but dont give me that..its like a new signing pony..

28 Jul 2011 13:11:49
Thomas Hitzlsperger and McFadden are believed to be targets for Everton in this transfer window

Please please no {Ed025's Note - take no notice

28 Jul 2011 09:59:41
My nan goes the same social club of a sunday as scott danns nan an she said ''Our scott is joining use made up hes coming home'' .........Does this mean jagielka is going to arsenal??

Don't want to sell jags Plus we don't need danns... Plus he is a Liverpool fan if anything he will go there.

Keep Jags he is by far the best defender in prem, if not europe COYB

This is probably the most ridiculous story i've heard, probably worse than "my mate..." Good on ya lad

No it means ur a bad grandson for using ur nan in ur made up transfer stories

Keep Jags he is by far the best defender in prem, if not europe COYB

Yer whatever mate, my nan's best mates dog walker goes there aswell and said that we are signing messi for 200 grand Hate made up stories

Is your nan's mate, Owen's uncles mum?

Even if this were true I couldn't possibly believe it for the sheer fact of someone's nan being involved haha.

Has you're nan got a pair of boots? {Ed025's Note - lmao..

Did your nan win??

You're lucky lad my nan cant even remember her own name and she still talks less bs than yours

Wow your nan must no my nan she told my nan that tony the tiger of frosties was on his way to goodison.

28 Jul 2011 00:32:11
Ed: I received a phone call within the last 15 minutes from letting me know that Everton are in discussions with a dutch striker who is a free agent currently playing in germany, Only player I can find that fits this discription is Van Nistleroy??

Van Nistelrooy's joined Malaga already.

Heard anything on this ed {Ed001's Note - it makes no sense to me, if the player is a free agent how can they be playing in a specific country?}

And who exactly called you, David Moyes, Bill Kenwright, Rob Elstone. No exactly

Well, van nistelrooy scored for a certain spanish club called Mal ga today, so how can he be free agent?

LOL, it might not be Van Nistelrooy. My bet it is some dutch striker that plyed his trade in the German 4th division.

Who's ringing you in the middle of the night with these cryptic clues??

Hunterlarr

Would want too much in wages for us to be looking at, probly go to sunderland or stoke

Van nistleroy is at malaga

Huntelaar

Not a free agent and would require a BIG fee.

When is the men in white coats coming for you. You muppet

Fozzie bear called kermet with a message from the sweeddish chef that was translated by animal and handed to him by miss piggy who hbad been crying and as a result smudged the writing