Everton banter 2

15 Apr 2024 21:06:53
Bloody hell Sean, we've being over run in midfield. With Young and McNeill playing out wide we effectively are playing two midfield against four and cannot possibly compete.

Both wide men are almost spectators and there is absolutely no pace in the team.
Add to that Pickford's responsible for at least two and possibly three of the goals.
So get Harrison on for Young, Danjumaon for Beto, who is never a Premiership player, Warrington on for Doucoure and shake up Pickford by playing Virginia second haif.

Whilst I think Dyche is tactically lacking the players need to show up and display some fight and professional pride.

15 Apr 2024 20:35:00
Well an earlier post said it. No pace, no width and no idea. Not sure why I was feeling optimistic this morning. We are just poor and will get found out by Luton and Forest and any other team we play.

15 Apr 2024 21:02:09
It’s because a week goes by and you forget how crap we really are.

15 Apr 2024 21:24:32
Well when we've got the worst owner, the worst manager, the worst players and play the worst football in the league I suppose it's inevitable that the worst outcome will follow.

15 Apr 2024 21:45:41
You could almost forgive it if the squad had been assembled on a shoe string, but when you add up just how much money this rabble have cost us it is unfathomable.

The only thing more mind boggling is the fact I am still watching, just to see a glimmer of anything closely resembling football.

15 Apr 2024 20:33:46
Well this is a fine how do you do.

15 Apr 2024 20:33:05
What a disaster! Not even 30 minutes gone! Jeez ?.

15 Apr 2024 20:52:24
It's going to only get worse. FM in attendance? Maybe one last swing if his axe? I do hope so.

15 Apr 2024 20:23:01
Well that didn't take Chelsea long to open the scoring. Let's see how Dyche stops the floodgates now.

15 Apr 2024 20:54:45
Don't think anyone could help them tonght. Hopefully Chelsea declare.

15 Apr 2024 20:31:12
SD has to go he's absolutely cack his tactics are useless.

15 Apr 2024 21:06:49
What tactics? The only thing he does well is make excuses after each loss!
Even after 3-0 down not a sub made. Hasn’t a scoot doo!

15 Apr 2024 19:11:50
Can't get excited by that lineup, just feels so negative. No pace, no width. I'll take a 0-0 right now.

{Ed025's Note - i have a feeling one of them noughts will be spot on JB..

15 Apr 2024 19:32:17
Dyche tactics are get the ball pass it back to Pickford who punts it down the pitch Dyche shouts Go on my son head it ball goes out for throw in or Chelsea get the ball on the ground and play proper football. Everton win the ball, back to Pickford it goes hoof down the pitch and that’s it. What a load of rubbish. No build up
Play no passing no nothing it’s so hard to watch it’s as bad as getting hit in the face with pepper spray and then a baseball bat. Dyche might as well sign Jonny Wilkinson.

15 Apr 2024 19:50:01
It’s so disappointing to see the same old thing time and time again.
Chelsea can be beaten, however this would be one I’d say would be a free hit so go and try something new.

This side will sit back, take the pressure and eventually hand the win to Chelsea without laying a hand on them.

No pace, or quality in wide positions, doomed from the start but will still watch and cheer on as usual.
A tough night ahead COYB.

15 Apr 2024 19:57:29
Had it with Dyche.

15 Apr 2024 19:55:20
Dyche playing for another nil nil, till we concede and then fall apart. 4-0 Chelsea.

15 Apr 2024 20:00:56
That right side is frightening.

Madueke will cause us problems for as long as he is on the pitch.

Formation stinks. No support for our striker, be that Beto or Dom.

Only way we win this is by staying solid and getting a lucky goal. We don't even score from set-pieces anymore.

15 Apr 2024 20:19:58
Pub manager. Who thought this was a good idea in the first place the guy couldn’t get a job in the championship, league 1, league 2 or the conference. No one wanted him . We should have learned our lesson from Lampard. Fans need to stop shouting for these crap managers. It’s bloody embarrassing. Get him out. Two 40 year olds playing is the guy serious or what. It’s a disgrace.

15 Apr 2024 20:24:39
Had it with the whole side.

15 Apr 2024 14:02:56
Happily take a point today. but what a game coming up against Forest. if we can just find a cutting edge from someone in that baffling team, we could begin to sleep easier. The new ground has to be ours. not a lease. what on earth has been going on in the business side of our great club? It can't just be Moshiri. other cowboys must have beeen playing roulette for some time. Hoping McNeill finds his best form for the run-in! Come on you blues!

15 Apr 2024 16:35:37
A point would be massive mate.

15 Apr 2024 17:00:49
To be fair so. pong as we don't get beat by Forest Luton and Sheffield then we will be fine. To expect 9 points is probably a little risky considering our season so far. A point tonight would be great. And a goal from open play would be novel.

15 Apr 2024 17:56:16
Pickford can even score it at the other end of course don’t mind.

15 Apr 2024 19:43:07
Need someone anyone to step up and take charge and then the rest might follow COYB'S 1.2 TONIGHT.

15 Apr 2024 13:59:13
I read this afty we have officially appealed against the two point deduction we have recently been given.

15 Apr 2024 17:45:03
Hope we’re not safe by a point and they increase it by 2 we are just giving them something to throw at us personally I would have left it with the 2 and concentrate on the pitch rather than all this appeal business it can only bring negativity to the players
Hopefully we’re well out of danger come the trip to the emirates starting with a positive result tonight.

15 Apr 2024 13:57:18
At stamford bridge with me cousin whose a Chelsea fan but i don't know if its the early pint of fosters but something is saying we will leave with 3 points no idea why but never say never can't wait UTFT.

15 Apr 2024 16:52:41
Think you have had more than a pint of fosters 123 but enjoy the game and a few more. Hope your right.

15 Apr 2024 20:32:14
It wasn't a clairvoyant telling ye it was 3 points was it if it was get ye money bk half hour gone an it's 3 nil. Its official we are garbage.

14 Apr 2024 17:11:21
Trying to channel positive thoughts here!

If we win our next 2 games, we are pretty much safe as far as I can see.

Won't be easy but both are winnable.

14 Apr 2024 17:37:46
None of them are mate but I reckon we will do it and stay up two games in hand and a good goal difference, Palace showed how to do it today.

14 Apr 2024 17:48:07
We got Forest, Brentford, Luton and of course them from across the park so it’s in our own hands, all winnable games.

14 Apr 2024 21:51:10
Don’t see us getting anything against Liverpool and hope we can win the other games - just don’t see where the goals are coming from.

This would be an ideal time for DCL to hit form and for us to do another Brighton result from last season.

15 Apr 2024 05:14:37
Dyche says 'they question us' referring to us supporters. Personally Mr Dyche it is you I question, you have no trust in our youth, you send out the same failed formation over and over again. No scooby from you and your yes men, how to change a game. Yet every game the rehearsed rhetoric comes out. We are were we are because you cannot win games, deductions wouldn't have mattered.

15 Apr 2024 13:17:32
We can win games the 4 games after 1st points deduction and the utd game bar the 2 clumsy pens we should have been 4 up at least, the 2nd half at Newcastle just a couple of examples, but dyches tactics often make us cagey and teams see this and we buckle, but to be honest your points are all valid dfs.