Everton Banter Archive November 06 2012

06 Nov 2012 22:15:36
Hi blue's, this is not a rumour or banter but........Something for us ladies! Everton have bought out a saucy calendar for Christmas!

The 12 players on each month (apparently it was hard to get 12 because a few of the lads didn't want to do it!) are;

Tim Howard
Phil Neville
John Heitinga
Sylvain Distin
Victor Anichebe
Kevin Mirallas
Phil Jagielka
Apostolos Vellios
Marouane Fellaini
Shane Duffy
Bryan Ovieda
Ross Barkley

Get your pre orders in ladies!

Those Ladies are going to get a shock when they turn over to feb and see Phil Neville.

What?? You mean the poster boy Tony Hibbert isn't on it. Scandalous.

Mike

You getting one Trist?

Toffee ace

07 Nov 2012 18:53:43
Heard that Trist is the photographer. Well, someone told me he was looking forward to getting his Canon out!
Toffee Tezza

Ooh, I can't wait till March to see if Johnny H really does have a double dutch. Tarquen DeVere

Felli's a great player but he ain't no looker bless him!. They were scraping the barrel there!.

Ooooooo looking forward to getting this! Ladies I can tell you, Phil Neville not much too look at but has a great set of abs! Not sure about Fellaini long, skinny body though, but the rest yes please!

What, where is Jan Mucha!? Thing of beauty him! If we qualify for the Champs League this season or win a trophy I will buy it myself!!

MikeTheBlue

06 Nov 2012 17:21:17
Anyone heard anything about the manninger trial?
BlueClarkey

Guilty .

Shame Mucha wasn't on trial for crimes committed against football. I'm sure I saw him on crimewatch once for impersonating a goalkeeper

06 Nov 2012 16:58:05
Players I'd bring in January -
Holtby £6m
Vadis Ofoe (Loan)
Butland £4m
Donavon (Loan)

Out -
Mucha £2m

ToffeeMike

We need to bring in a goalie to provide competition for howard {Ed025's Note - perhaps alex manninger may be the answer, he is going on trial to us mate..

And the USA under 20 keeper is training with us for 3 wks. Don't know whether it's to keep up his fitness or we're interested in him. He had a trial last year also I read somewhere.

Be lucky to get anything let alone 2 million for Mucha mike!
BlueClarkey

I doubt very much anyone would pay anywhere near £2m for mucha, except maybe brenda who likes to pay over the odds for average players. He's worth around £200,000, if that IMO.

Hopefully Harrys got a job by then he always likes to splash the foriegn contingent

06 Nov 2012 11:02:06
Anyone agree that Everton should go all out to dign Jack Butland on january,ease him in till the end of the season then make him number 1 for next season?Rob Walker {Ed025's Note - i think our priorities lie elsewhere rob...to be fair, tim is a very good keeper, there is no doubt a quality back up keeper would be great, but i feel that a defensive midfielder, and a defender are a priority for moyes..

06 Nov 2012 11:42:13
I completely agree! If we can get Butland in now, Ofoe on loan with a view to permanent in summer and Holtby on a pre-seaon contract we would be laughing!

We would also still have 2 loan slots to play with!

Blue Bones {Ed025's Note - that would certainly do for me bones..

05 Nov 2012 23:28:28
as moyes as said, this is the best everton side, hes had in his reign
we have atacking resources for once! but i really think mirallas is something special, can play anywere attackng wise, winger, striker, just behind! absolute quality!
but another point is that i really hope jelavic is not a one hit wonder! this season hes not scoring the goals he would of scored last season!
i think dropping him from the team and giving naismith a go would only want to make him play better and take chances like he did last year!

Form is temporary, class is permanent. He's scored goals wherever he's been. He'll come good

Everyone banging on about Jelavic is doing my head in! He has 4 goals in 8 games. Nothing wrong that! He has 3 of them goals in his last 5 games.
The lad is a pure finisher, he will score 20 this season and he will do it comfortably.

The mans a natural born goalscorer. even though hes not scoring hes still putting in a good shift and still getting in the positions to miss the chances coming his way id be worried if he wasnt getting into them positions and pulling defenders with him making space for the likes of the big fella to steal in to with great effect.dont worry he will be back amongst the goals starting hopefully against sunderland.jimmy