Everton Banter Archive August 06 2014

 

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06 Aug 2014 22:12:23
Get the paint and scaffolding out again, the side of the Main Stand needs re painting already! ha only joking, its pre season lads, stop panicking.

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06 Aug 2014 21:52:56
Well another match over, I know it's pre season etc and I'm not really bothered about the results, although it is disappointing not to have won yet and I feel that it would help quite a lot as I think Leicester will go into the first game having won all preseason games, including against us and they will go into the match full of confidence, I feel we have been very poor on the whole and there is serious room for improvement, the European teams press so so well onto us and give us no time at all I'd love if we could adopt that trait but onto tonights player performance, Howard-wasn't really at fault for the goals, will be our no.1 Joel-not much to do, will be our no.2 Tony- not his best day at the office, got the feeling this is 1 year too many. Stones- probably his worst performance in an everton shirt this or Liverpool away but granted he was out of position then Distin- looked pretty solid as per, one stupid back pass to Joel, just got away with it Browning-looked good playing LB really one for the future, McCarthy- not his best game but will prove vital for us this season Besic- I'm always willing us to pass to him almost like I am with barkley, will be an incredible player no doubts, Ross-looked good, unlucky not to score Aiden- very very quick, will prove to be a useful squad player and impact sub IMO Gibbo- looked good, happy he's back, will be important for the season Ossie-didn't do much really. Naismith- very wasteful today but top top guy and usually a very good finisher
Still think we need another winger cough cough nolito cough and a striker. someone said Koné is injured again and out for a few months, if so this is rediculous, should release him, too much wages effectively down the drain, ed are Coleman, Lukaku and Mirallas going to be ready to start the first game? How can we have let Mirallas stay out until 10 days before the season starts?!

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{Ed025's Note - coleman may struggle D, but i expect rom and kev to be good to go..

Fifa rules say a player must be allowed 4 weeks rest after the season finishes. The World Cup was part of the season hence Kev coming back late. That said, the player doesn't have to take 4 weeks if he feels he should be back earlier.

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I think this is the most shambolic pre-season I can remember for a long time. Oviedo, Kone, Gibson, Pienaar all seem to be less than fully fit, whilst we haven't added any additional quality to the squad - Barry and Lukaku were already there last season and essentially all we have done is swapped Delafeou for Bescic. not great so far!

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Pips get real we have made big signings and more to come we have also tied imo the best youth in the premier league down to long term contracts some people r never happy

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06 Aug 2014 21:48:25
Well very unimpressed with that, we look about a month away. Stones is all over the place and Hibbert although a legend must hang his everton boots up,

And the youngsters literally fill me with dread only garbutt I think will make our team browning may make another prem team as for the rest they will be championship at best.

I know pre season it's difficult but I watched utd and the RS over in USA and both seem miles ahead of us

Hope we sort it out coyb!

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06 Aug 2014 22:23:25
Wow you are hilarious mate

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Which point is hillarious?

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07 Aug 2014 01:22:39
That only garbutt will make it while all the others are championship level at best, this is based on the 6 minutes of pre season they've had? brilliant, browning is the best defender bobby has ever managed (according to bobby himself), fickle is too kind a word mate

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06 Aug 2014 21:41:24
Early days yet but the lad Besic looks like he's going to be some player.

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06 Aug 2014 21:31:24
I can't remember the last time we produced anything from a corner?. I can't remember a single time last season we even threatened to score from a corner? I maybe wrong? ever since timmy left we have lacked threat from corners

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Lukaku with a bullet header against the rs at goodison comes to mind dogs.

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I said this so much last year. I can only think of one goal. I can't even think many nearly moments. We have more than enough quality to put a good ball in the box and people like lukaku and distan should be able to challenge alongside jags.

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Lukaku scored a header against the reds. nothin else in my memory. we can't defend them either. so many times last year we got lucky defending set pieces.

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Guess jimmy and preki have both seen the highlights for BT sport also ha

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I wish I had mike. would have meant i'd have skipped a bad day in work. I remember because the corner situation (attacking & defending) & slow tempo were my moans of last year. I think this year Joel will be number 1 moan as i'll have to see more of him with europe.

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06 Aug 2014 21:31:09
Let's hope the poor pre season performances will get Martinez to see sense and get some more players in. We need 3 or 4. The squad is nowhere near strong enough

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06 Aug 2014 21:28:05
Howard wearing Nike goalkeeper gloves? would of thought they would of had to of been umbro?. but I guess players wear boots that there teams kit isn't produced by

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06 Aug 2014 21:06:03
Im all for giving kone a chance but I've just been told he's injured himself again and will be out for a couple more months, too bad, so sad, if we can't sell him then release him, what a bad day!

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06 Aug 2014 20:58:32
I think Nolita is trying to impress RM!
Could someone take him off please!

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06 Aug 2014 20:52:58
I know it's only pre-season and I know we've had a world cup but it's been pretty shambolic so far.

First off we didn't seem at all organised with fixtures as we only had two organised up to a couple of weeks ago. To add to that half the team has been off and with 10 days to go I would have expected them at least to be training together and getting a bit of game time.

The results never bother me too much but we seem more than a couple of weeks away from being ready.

And I hope to god Coleman will be ready!

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06 Aug 2014 20:37:24
. ummmm. only 30 minutes gone & it's Everton:1 Celta Vigo: 3!!?!! & even more unbelievable is the fact that the very man himself 'Nolito' who was today linked with us has grabbed a 30 minute hat-trick!! I know it's only pre-season guys, but I've got to say I've been thus far very un-impressed with us so far during pre-season & don't look anywhere near as good as we were last season, let's just hope it's only pre-season blues then hey?!? Another mistake tonight by John Stones too, needs to cut these stupid errors out of his game quickly, luckily he's young & will hopefully learn! Nolito looks damn good though if tonight is anything to go by, could be a better bet than Atsu you know! :-(

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06 Aug 2014 20:49:05
here ae we linked with this nilito?.

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{Ed025's Note - apparently mate..

Anybody who plays for or supports Leicester must be rubbing their hands with glee at this.

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If my knowledge serves me correctly in the 84-85 season we lost every single pre-season game along with our first 2 league fixtures but still went on to win the title. I guess what I'm trying to say is that the results in pre-season mean close to nothing so don't worry!

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06 Aug 2014 20:10:13
Phil Neville got sacked then.
I liked Phil at EFC but can now say with a smile,
'My heart pumps purple p*ss with that news'.
Onwards and upwards!

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06 Aug 2014 19:32:47
Try and keep everton out of this but for fantasy football which 2 of lukaku, giroud and dzeko would you have? Lukaku is 9m and the other 2 are 8.5

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{Ed025's Note - dzeko for me quinny, because of the service he will get mate..

I've gone lukaku for mine. City have a lot of squad depth so I figured that overall rom would get more playing time than dzeko

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{Ed025's Note - fair point dazzle..

Dzeko and Lukaku, always have to fill out the three spaces everton players get! I had howard as he will play every premier league game injury allowing, coleman for the same reasons and Lukaku again for the same reasons. currently

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06 Aug 2014 20:19:44
Can our confidence take a knock if we keep on not winning in pre saeson? We are currently 2-1 down V Celta Vigo, just wondering, after-all momentum is a good thing isn't it? and at this current time we have no momentum.

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06 Aug 2014 20:33:53
Don't worry about pre season mate. They're all still on holiday.

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Besic 'll sort em out 2nd half, hopefully! Stones and Barkley need a kick up their backsides.

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06 Aug 2014 20:19:07
Bloody hell this Nolito is quality, tearing us apart, we aren't helping ourselves with all the space were giving him

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He looks good. Hat trick before half time. If we genuinely are interested in him, he could be worth a bid.

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Cheque book out and get him signed ( Nolito )!

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06 Aug 2014 19:24:58
McCarthy looks like he's settled any doubters about him staying and to be honest it was a bit of a none story anyway. Journo's will pounce on anything, especially in pre season.

What I would say though is I don't think Bobby would hesitate in selling any player if it was a great price and an alternative is out there or someone in the squad capable in taking their place. He's said himself he loves a bit of wheeling and dealing and he's not afraid of selling anyone in the squad.

I think during his time with us we will see him sell some senior players. A Mirallas or even a Baines, Coleman or Stones and I think it's because he is confident in finding the next big thing or a player to come from the youth system.

This is the reason he is buying youth and investing heavily in playing existing ones and buying ones to go straight into the U21's/19's.

So if he does don't panic and start questioning the club, chairman or manager. I suspect he will have a plan and a reason for doing it and as he has already shown it will be on his terms and no-one else's.

IMWT COYB NSNO

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06 Aug 2014 13:47:26
Although the response was pretty cold last time
but as ed025 asked for it

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the code is781641 - 191102

feel free to join in

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{Ed025's Note - cheers reet

06 Aug 2014 18:07:15
That code isn't working for me

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Toffee Jase
this code is for the free game not the ultimate one

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06 Aug 2014 13:35:54
Would anyone take Lucas ocampos from Monaco, don't know if we could get him but he's a fast, two-footed winger, good in the air a real star in the making. Monaco payed €15 for him a couple of years ago so he would cost a sizeable chunk but will be worth a lot more in the future

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Jean Paul Boetius isn't in your sight quinny?

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He'd surely cost upwards of €20 million if they were to sell him, considering they paid €15 million for him and he's a highly rated young player. Plus, I doubt they'd sell him after losing James Rodriguez, Emmanuel Riviere and potentially Falcao

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06 Aug 2014 13:25:06
Is there any interest in any keepers? We won't win any cups if Joel is in goal.

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{Ed025's Note - nothing on any keepers quinny, but i agree we need one mate..

A bit rumour pointed to Alex McCarthy but unlikely.

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Me! I've said so many times sitea. Alex McCarthy would be worth a punt - maybe on a swap deal with Reading.

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Agree Davey Joel passed his potential in FA cup final against man city. Obviously he is not good successor for Tim. Alex McCarthy was great before long injury. After came back admit never seen him once. Please confirm his performance Ed.

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{Ed025's Note - i have not seen enough of him to form an opinion sitea..

06 Aug 2014 13:02:23
I know that bookies odds on transfers don't amount to a done deal but we are now 6/4 fav to sign Micah Richards, now I know he plays RB and that's Seamus position but what if Seamus was to be moved forward to play RM then that way both could be accommodated and that would be a more defensively sound option as a pose to Kev playing there. Just a thought to ponder.

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06 Aug 2014 16:41:52
Coleman is awful right wing! No tar

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06 Aug 2014 12:34:17
Bit of banter please Ed.

Back in the 08/09 season Everton released a limited edition pink coloured ladies shirt with the proceeds going to Breast Cancer Awareness, the NSPCC and EITC.
The shirt was delightfully modelled by Amanda Holden who didn't appear to be wearing much else other than the shirt.
So, for a bit of fun, if the same were to happen again, past or present, who would you like to see modelling an Everton shirt and very little else?

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{Ed025's Note - me....only joking mate...kelly brook would be good, if not then bella emberg....in the 70,s there was a adult movie star called... candy mama tits samples...who would have been ideal.. :)

Has to be Scarlett Johansson for me.

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I think Ed025 will agree with me when I nominate Melanie Sykes, but as she's from Manc land, what about Liz Mac from Atomic Kitten? Gorgeous, bubbly AND an Evertonian! If I was 20 years younger,

I'd still be too bloody old!

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{Ed025's Note - i like melanie sykes tezza....that advert with her and a pint was me all over mate..

I agree with bitter on that one! Or Jessica alba!

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{Ed007's Note - Why not go for Landon Donovan's ex-wife Bianca Kajlich, I would happily pay good money to drink her bathwater!}

Boris Johnston

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Have you seen Kelly Brook lately Ed025? She looks more Tuebrook. I'll keep mine football related and go for Cherrie Lunghi from the manageress.

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{Ed025's Note - i did see a picture of her not looking her best john, but i have a very active memory bank mate..

Cheers lads, I was going to go for Jenna Jameson but I've always had a thing for Peggy Bundy as well.

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{Ed025's Note - not sure about peggy azul...but jenna would certainly get in my side mate..

06 Aug 2014 09:56:02
McCarthy: "I'll learn from Barry!"
Manchester United?! No, Barry is an Everton player, right?

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{Ed025's Note - dead right joe..

06 Aug 2014 08:54:04
Just a thought .If our scouts have been watching henen .why have they not noticed his team mate youri tielmans? Looks a class player

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{Ed025's Note - they probably have mate..

Martin Oodegard also.

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06 Aug 2014 07:57:23
Listen boys and girls I am confident we will make another big signing. Someone suggested it might be Kone for Bony. Ie Kone and cash for Bony? But I thought that was just a line from a poem. Then I thought of Del boy on a permanent? I am honestly not aware of any dealings, but I know we have more cash than we think and RM is going through available players and trying to make something happen. I am sure Ed025 will confirm that we do still have a sizable sum of cash and if we did part ex eg Kone or another player, we could come out with yet another very good signing before the deadline. I am talking 10 million plus. I have not felt this good about Everton for years!

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{Ed025's Note - we do still have money available degs, it will depend on whether or not we decide to spend it at this time, as other teams finalize their squads players who are surplus to requirement will become cheaper, thats why i suspect more dealings will be done, but it will be done towards the latter end of the window mate..

06 Aug 2014 11:33:23
.I think you could be right degsy. how about Carlos Bacca?? 10-12 million? Then there's a possibility of another 2-3 loan signings - think 1 will be Traore, maybe Atsu.

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Hope big name winger. Loan striker. New back up Gk.

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{Ed025's Note - that would be great sitea..

Well it won't be bony or delefou, bony won't be happy on the bench and delefou will not be sold. If we do make a big signing it will be a winger anyone else brought in will be a squad/young player.

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06 Aug 2014 00:19:07
Right boys, Ed025. I never had any doubt, I don't know how friendly you are with the ECHO. They've just printed a interview with Jimmy Mac. He's going nowhere, apart from on the back of my shirt on Friday. COYB IMWT

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{Ed025's Note - i dont do the echo matt, but i do think J Mc will stay mate..

 
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