Everton Banter Archive November 24 2012

 

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24 Nov 2012 22:47:02
Ed, dont know whether you can post this but I want to punch Mark Lawrencen in the face repeatedly

Degsy {Ed025's Note - join the queue mate..

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24 Nov 2012 22:35:00
My fantasy football team is fu##ing cack, Im gonna finish last and then I will have to change my name, even getting beat by my 14 year old boy who believe me is enjoying it.

Degsy {Ed025's Note - dont put in for the everton job then degsy ;)

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24 Nov 2012 22:44:57
Shouldnt have put a team in Ed, got two teams depressing me every week now lol

Degsy {Ed025's Note - lol

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24 Nov 2012 20:30:23
Jelavic looks different he needs to be like he was last year, give him back his under sleeves and put felli in cm with gibbo naisy up top with jela job done {Ed025's Note - all strikers go through a bit of a barren patch mate, but form is temporary...class is forever!..

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24 Nov 2012 19:28:09
arsenal drew, were still ahead of them and what better games to start winning again, felli, mirallas, gibson should all be back, keep your heads up, weve been through far worse, coyb

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24 Nov 2012 18:56:35
Pienaar needs to go the hairdressers and get extensions put in now

Degsy

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24 Nov 2012 18:28:51
Without trying to sound like Mike(Negative)
We have only played 1 of the so called top 4 teams in 13 games!

If we cannot beat the so called lesser teams I'm starting to worry :(

Tree Blue

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Agreed, dropping points against the likes of Wigan, QPR, Reading and Norwich is simply unacceptable we are really going to have to pick up our game in these upcoming matches, starting on Wednesday.
Joe EFC

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Arsenal ain't looking too good at the moment, so Wednesday should be the best time to play them if we are to improve on our poor record against them. As for the others, I don't think City are playing that well yet and chelski are conceding a lot of goals. I don't fear any of them when we're playing at our best, I rather fancy our chances. It's been a strange opening few months so far and anything is looking possible. If we play to our capabilities then bring them on, then we can assess where we're at.

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24 Nov 2012 17:59:21
just a thought but were settling for an american person in goal and QPR get Brazil national keeper..... weird+ If we dont get champions league blame tim howard... person

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Why does someone always have to be the scapegoat ? Can't we give credit to other teams where it's due. Norwich stuck in there and fought for a point. We can't be expecting to roll over every side we play. Fair enough he 'may' have done better but it wasn't a free kick in the build up.

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Would rather have Howard, although he's made a few mistakes this season he's been no where near as bad as Julio Cesar.

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24 Nov 2012 17:33:34
west brom have long lukaku and odemwengie everton have jelavic

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You lot av been praising the jelly fish since he came to you lot how fickle ye are nobs

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The guy is not slagging off Jelly he is just stating the fact that we only have one centre forward.
Joe EFC

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24 Nov 2012 17:26:25
three words to say I GIVE UP
andy

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24 Nov 2012 17:19:12
So, what we will now see is a complete and utter breakdown with loads of over reaction. So we have drawn again and thrown more points down the pan, but ask yourselves a few questions;

Where were we last year?

Do we have a better squad?

Are we playing generally much better football?

and

Where will realistically finish at very best - answer 5th.

We all either watched or heard that equalizer today and swore, cursed and moaned but we have to remember how far we have come.

Today will be the last straw for Moyes and they will know about it tonight - watch Felli, Hibbert, Miralles and Gibbo come back in the week and give the Arse a rolling over on Weds.

Come on You Blues

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24 Nov 2012 18:13:57
Our last seven matches have been relegation form mate, won one in seven

Degsy

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24 Nov 2012 17:16:13
To occasionally draw a winnable game, fellow blues fans, may be regarded as a misfortune; to draw this many looks like carelessness. (Paraphrased from Oscar Wilde's "The Importance of Being Earnest". Coincidentally, he also wrote "The Ballad of Reading Gaol"' which last week became The Balls-up of Reading's Goals.)
Cowpat Sid

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Supporting Everton can be turbulent and emotional at times. Sometimes they're the love of my life and sometimes I'd divorce them if I could. In the words of Glen Campbell, 'And I need you more than want you, and I want you for all time', this evening I feel just like that, down at the moment but by tomorrow I'll be looking forward to the next game. It's hard being a Blue but then so's life.
Moody Blue

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24 Nov 2012 17:16:07
Started the season off well and now its boring football again. Why does Moyes just go for the 2nd goal and put them on the backfoot? the bloke is negative can't wait for this man utd job to come up.

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24 Nov 2012 18:01:33
I'll try & keep my language as mild as possible to this poster, so's the Ed doesn't have to censor it, "I jolly well disagree".
Toffee Tezza

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24 Nov 2012 19:38:46
Hey Ed! I feel edited to within an inch of my life!!
Toffee Tezza {Ed025's Note - we are victims of our own success tezza, because of the amazing start we had, people are expecting us to win every week!, but we all know the prem is not that easy, norwich beat man utd last week, but we expect to roll them over with ease, get in the real world guys, if you would have told me that after 13 games we would be fifth, on 21 points, i would have bit your arm off!!, we have had a bit of a lull, but come on guys...keep the faith!..

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24 Nov 2012 17:15:59
Does anyone know why Jelavic wasn't playing today?

Fluffy01016

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24 Nov 2012 17:12:16
Yet another missed opportunity. How many more are we going to give away. Top 4 ? We'll be lucky to finish top 6. Drawing at home to Norwich isn't gonna get us far, no disrespect to them, now that's 1 win in 7, relegation form. Suddenly that good start isn't counting for much if we can't capitalise on it. Not good enough. Extremely frustrating and disappointing.

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24 Nov 2012 17:10:26
Service to Jelavic has ben absolutely woeful this season.

BitterBlue

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Have to agree. I don't understand all these Jelavic haters all of a sudden. If he isn't getting the service he can't score, it's that simple. I do feel he is getting frustrated by it though but there's not a lot he can do other than take the goals when the chances come.

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Jelavic still has 5 goals and he has only played in 11 games this season. People need to sort themselves out

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24 Nov 2012 16:58:24
Still think Jelavic is a top striker? no no no

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The service to Jelavic has been just terrible so far this season. Can anyone else remember a ball that went to his feet in the box all game? He can't score if he's not given the opportunity...Now scurry back to your own page.

BitterBlue

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24 Nov 2012 16:53:06
Another draw for gods sake Moyes out we need new inforcements.

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We certainly need another out and out striker not a winger come striker and a centre back

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24 Nov 2012 16:51:24
great to see another clean sheet nooooot what a rubbish defence and guess what you cant blame seamus this time

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24 Nov 2012 13:42:41
team today...

howard

heitinga jags distin baines

naismith osman hitzleburger oviedo

pienaar

jelavic


Come on you blues!!

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Looks solid if unspectacular. Let's hope it gets the job done, I'm sure it will, I'd settle for a 1-0 just to get back on track and get 3 points on the board

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24 Nov 2012 13:27:48
I've sadly got a nephew who supports the dark side (he gets it off the sister in law, our she's all pure blood). I asked him last week what he wanted for Christmas, he asked for a liverpool dvd called 'when we were kings'. I looked high and low for it in town to no avail but eventually found it online. The only problem is the only format it comes in is betamax.
Moody Blue

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Haha quality that.

BitterBlue

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24 Nov 2012 10:30:48
Is it just me or do Liverpool seem to be live on TV virtually every week, even more than the most successful English club ever (Manchester United)

Degsy {Ed025's Note - sky love a sob story degsy..

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Tell me about,had setanta and setanta sports 1 here in dublin and got rid of,liverpool on all the time,its a joke

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24 Nov 2012 10:08:56
don't get how we're the bitters when they always seem to be here on our site like that person rodger. has he nothing better to do? or is it jealousy? i can just see this little fat man at home with a vest and little watsit fingers with little history books about liverpool coz he's never been to a proper game and lives in the past. . . anyway moving on. . . 3 points in need today and i think the jelly man will score today and osman. will be a tough game just like they made it tough for us in both games last season and they are starting to look a very solid side again. but i think we will win and we'll follow it up with a win against arsenal on wednesday and a cheeky draw at city next weekend. COYB!!

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I think rodger looks like alf garnett but with a stupid red bobble hat covered in liverpool badges from the 70's. He hates his wife, kids and grand kids and has nothing better to do than go to the oap club for a free brew and free internet and come on this site to be rude.
Moody Blue {Ed025's Note - got him in one moody..

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I have him depicted as some acne riddled teen with the old nhs big framed specs, wearing the old candy shirt filled with gravy stains and red sauce, who's too ugly to get a bird and too silly to get friends. So he trolls and makes a nuisance of himslef

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I doubt he has a wife let alone kids. his only companion is a blow up doll he renamed brenda in the summer

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24 Nov 2012 10:01:12
I only come on here to read Ed025 replies. He has to be the only Ed that gets well and truly stuck in, to opposing fans. Take a bow mate, you really do make this site enjoyable to glance over. Good luck for the rest of the year fellas, as a neutral I can say you are a much better club than Liverpool. On and off the pitch. Although that's now really a compliment, is it?

Melbourne CFC {Ed025's Note - cheers mate

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Certainly one of your weaker replies mate ;-)

Melbourne CFC {Ed025's Note - im a humble guy mate...but always stick up for my team, no one disses my club and gets away with it!..

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The common idea that success spoils people by making them vain, egotistic and self-complacent is erroneous; on the contrary it makes them, for the most part, humble, tolerant and kind.
W. Somerset Maugham

You must be ancient ed025.

Melbourne CFC {Ed025's Note - experienced rather that ancient mate..im old enough to have seen liverpool win the league!...which was a very long time ago...love the quote mate..

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Haha I thought you would mate. I stumbled upon another.

We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them.
Khalil Gibran (Liverpool Supporter?)

Melbourne CFC

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24 Nov 2012 00:59:20
why all the figthing on this page from the liverpool people? i think that we are all brothers ? i think that maybe we are loving each team and we are friends as we are all from the liverpool.....i watch the liverpool every week on my tv and i think the liverpool people are the best so hopefully 1 day when i go to a liverpool game i will meet the everton fans and we all have a nice time, sound like a pound my friends... norwayred

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Shouldn't this be signed rodger the dodger? {Ed025's Note - no mate..this guy actually wants to go to a game! ;)

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Ya, I am knowing what you mean norwayred, i am too been supporting liverpool since my granpapa tell me they are best team in english first division. my wish also is to one day go on the boat to england and watch liverpool play for real. maybe if i work really hard in the herring salting factory i can afford this one day. i would also like to meet some of the Everton fans and try to say with them that we are all supporters of football and do not have to be bad to each other and say nasty things, for sure we can do this as long as we remember the Everton is the oldest team in the town and the fans aren't really bitter.

{Ed025's Note - i enjoyed that mate..

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Shouldn't that have been signed by Borat ?

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24 Nov 2012 00:23:09
Well, well rodgerthe dodger, Istanbul eh?

Yeah, right, biggest fluke since Dumbo learned to fly if you ask me...

EFCwhitesocks

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Well,well efc whitesocks you just keep tellin yaself that matey...
which was the bigger the fluke then pal?
the mighty reds conquering europe(yet again) to claim are 5th european cup...that one was for keeps by the way ;)
or yous saving yaself from relegation on the last day of the season thanks to a certain "mr hans seagers"
thats the best example in the difference in gulf i can give between are 2 clubs...
i await the "were 5th in the league" nonesense thats gonna come back to me haha cos thats all youve got to cling to,for the short time it lasts that is.....the wheels have already started to fall off,its took potless moyes 11 years to build an aimless, long ball team thats gonna do nothing yet again!!we know were in transition right now granted, but we know that the future will always be red my very bitter friend
rodger the dodger

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Hey rodger you tube, get a life, get a job and get on yr own site. you never know if yr a good little boy santa might bring you a ticket for a match so you can go the game for real then instead of living in yesteryear and watching liverpool on yr betamax collection. O Azul

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Well Todger if you believe Segers (correct spelling take note) took a bung to keep us up you are a fool, we would have stayed up if we lost to Wimbledon as other results made ours irrelevant.
Now if you want to talk about match fixing, cheating, gambling scams and taking bungs, then Italian football is probably a good place to start......

EFCwhitesocks

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