Everton Banter Archive November 23 2014

 

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23 Nov 2014 14:32:19
hi fellow blues this is my first time post. just want to tell you of a talk I had last night with a so called true red. I asked him what was liverpools manager before shanks he said don't no. so I gave him a clue think of a world darts player I said answer eric bristo if you no your history lol

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24 Nov 2014 10:17:57
Considering how obsessed you everton fans r with the mighty reds you lot prob know more about liverpool than most liverpool fans envy is 1 of the deadly sins. if you lot want to get a look at a real trophy room call in anytime.

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{Ed025's Note - mighty reds tommy????....not for many a year my friend, at the moment its not envy..but pity, im afraid ancient history just wont cut it anymore fella, to be honest you are shaming our great city, so buck your ideas up and stop wallowing in self pity..pull yourselves together for christs sake!!!..

24 Nov 2014 11:05:57
Yeah ed were in crisis and you are doing so well I don't know how we can catch up with you now you are so far ahead of us .good times and bad times come to every club as you know with all them relegation fights and recent good times for you nothing in terms of a trophy since 1995 lol but you did come higher in the league than us a couple of times recently that's like winning 5th European cup till most neverton fans.

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Mighty ehhhh

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And cue the injury excuse haha one man band last season and that is proven by the lack of goals this season

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And were obsessed yet its you who is on the everton page

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24 Nov 2014 11:56:53
I just like a bit of banter with the bitters now and again robertas themainman and daveboyboyblue make me come here to strike back somebody has to let you know you aren't really the best team in liverpool.

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{Ed025's Note - you might find that the league table tells a different story tom.. :)

24 Nov 2014 12:04:10
Still going on about the european cup? Get over it! This is why you are the most hated fans in the world, so full of it. How about the problems now eh? let's pull up a few quotes from genius liverpool fans, '28m for lukaku, 12m for shane long and 32m on costa is a waste of money in comparison to 16m for balotelli, what a buy br!'. Many liverpool fans had a go at us for celebrating jagielkas goal against youse at anfield, to which jake mulligan (yes, I found out the guys name) said 'everton fans celebrating a draw like they've won the league, sad small club mentality #alwaysinourshadow'. Liverpool then went in to get beat 1-0 against real madrid, to which he said 'yes! What an unbelievable result so proud of the lads #YNWA'. It really is incredible how quickly that escalated, don't worry when botox brendan gets sacked youse will get klopp right? Because that's what your lot are saying, he would love to join? Then buy reus, hummels and maybe oh wait, that won't happen, you will end up spending 30m on angel rangel or something, to which we will be subjected to the 'best right back, always rated him' chants, like lovren, 3 games in, 'hes awful, always found him to be overrated'. I hate your lot but even I took a quick glance at your page about a week ago (when I say glance I mean about 20 seconds) and you got banned or suspended didn't you? Awww you need a shoulder to cry on? Sorry mate go on the man u site and argue about who is better sterling or januzaj (both garbage) for the next ten years. Enjoy your day mate, there's no need to be upset

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So Tommy desperation has now set in if it's our page you choose to read with yours in total meltdown after that result yesterday. It really is a case of déjà vous after recent games against Chelsea at home and Palace away. Does that remind you of last season when you were already celebrating that elusive title, only to see it all go tits up in spectacular fashion.
So Brenda is now a dead man (or should that be woman) walking. A tricky little trip to Bulgaria this week might be the end for him. Bring back Rafa they're all shouting. Well that doesn't always work does it? Dalglish, having wasted hundreds of millions like Brenda now; was quickly and unceremoniously dispatched having failed after his homecoming. No there's clearly only one man for the job. "Bring back Souness!" Heh heh heh!

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Swan I don't agree about sterling an januzi mate I think they are both up and coming world beaters. But tommy the irish red you should be talkin about a team like cork or somthin mate your embarising.
Your from irland mate which tells me your a glory hunter when united were on top was you suporting them and talkin about the past all tge time gets you nowere when the reality is that your now a mid table team with a crap manager.

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Honestly they call us bitter, that's the biggest laugh and total bulls**t. I have never known more bitter and fickle fans than that lot. They can't stand anyone else being successful, as though nobody else can win a trophy and its there god given right to win anything and everything. I even heard the beauts on various sports stations over the weekend calling for king Kenny to come back.One beaut even calling Brenda the worse manager they have ever had, Comedy gold. God help us if Bobby has a real bad patch people will be calling for Howie to come back even worse Walker or Walter. On a blue note does anyone else feel a bit embarrassed by Barkleys dive saturday? From where I was sitting it looked like a foul by Nolan. It was only after seeing it again sunday I realised why Nolan was going beserk . I don't like seeing that in the game blatant cheating. There was a player from over the park who was famous for that kind of carry on. Please Ross never again its embarassing.

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{Ed025's Note - im with you there jimmy..

Sometimes, just sometimes, I see something that makes me think yeah, that's the difference. Swan, I know you and me have had our ups and downs, but the way you wind the dark side up makes me laugh and laugh. Keep at it mate.

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Jimmy I agree. I thought Nolan had fouled Ross at the time. Yet the cameras proved conclusively that there was no contact on MOTD. We don't need this at our club and there is no excuse unless of course Ross had been training in the England camp last week and had been coached by Gerrard and Sterling into producing an Anfield 'special' as practiced at Melwood.

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24 Nov 2014 21:04:58
That's fine lads going by the reaction on here I would say you lot were the only ones getting winded up, maybe this may you can all get together and celebrate your last success 20th anniversary shouldn't be too hard rounding everyone up as you must not have fans from other countries as some person neverton fan has pointed out, not for the first time on this page that if your from Ireland you shouldn't support a team in English football small club mentality no ambition only to laugh at the mighty reds.Call in to see r trophy room anytime now don't forget.

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Haha winded up.

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24 Nov 2014 23:01:11
Sterling a potential world beater mmmm?

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Winded up Tommy! you speak good England like I does. Dry your eyes mate Lambert will save your season with 30 goals! as Daniel sturridge's sick note is now laminated isn't it?

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Brendan rodgers is a football genius

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25 Nov 2014 00:04:59
Tommy, get a bit of perspective please fella. What reaction did you want from Everton supporters, on their own page, when you post such crap? Shouldn't you be on your own page with the rest of the deluded red fans, talking about how you won some trophy some time or how you nearly won the league last year? Karma is a bitch and it now biting you fools on the arse. Yes we all know you won stuff in the past but you have spent vast amounts, almost to the point of administration, so you should be challenging. Didn't another Irishman say last year that if you spend over a hundred million then you should be challenging for the title? How much has that Irishman spent thus far? Are you challenging? Should you really be goading other fans when you are failing so miserably? Just a few questions for you to think about before you make a bigger fool of yourself

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Spudv you have smacked the nail right on the head there mate.

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Tommy maybe a trip to the Doctors is needed. I don't think they'll be able to prescribe anything to save your club from slipping further, but there's a chance they can give your something to ease your pain from being 'winded up'.

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Woburn don't you agree about sterling. He is 19 a first team liverpool player a full england player and also playin in the cl and being tracked by real madrid that tells me he has the world at his feet mate

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{Ed025's Note - i think he has the makings of a very good player shakey...a bit like mcgeady...only with skill.. :)

25 Nov 2014 10:49:00
Now Davey get the rest of the neverton girl's together for your 20th anniversary celebration of actually winning a trophy who knows as neverton season is all but over come March maybe Roberta can go 2 and tell you all how great she is.

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{Ed025's Note - your season could be over tomorrow tommy!!!...then it will be up to the super blues to restore some pride to the city in europe, oh how times have changed, the "this is anfield" notice must be changed to..."this was anfield", as it is not the fortress of old, it has become a mausoleum full of moaners and traitors to the cause...poor old bill shankly must be turning in his grave at the way your so called supporters are treating your manager (et tu brute)..

25 Nov 2014 11:56:30
Hi ed it must be still a fortress when neverton come along 15years since you lot won a game there that's a shameful run and you laugh at us he he he.

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{Ed025's Note - i dont laugh anymore at you tommy...i feel sorry for you mate, playing you now is equivalent to playing WBA or stoke, you are no longer one of the big games im afraid mate..sad really.. :)

Trophies of the past, even accrington stanley has trophies but you don't hear them going on about the past, Tommy stop living in the dark ages and get rid of your flares

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25 Nov 2014 15:45:38
But wait tommy, spend 100m you should win the league isn't that what the manager of the not so mighty reds said? Shame, I thought a 33 year old lamppost and a human sloth would make great replacements for, to quote youse, the best striker in the world

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Tommy roberto won't be going to youse, he was first choice 4 youse before brenda, sensible man coming to the PEOPLES CLUB, and youse were calling yourselfs the peoples champions last season, bet youse feel a bit silly now

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25 Nov 2014 15:49:51
Accrington Stanley who are they.

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25 Nov 2014 16:13:50
Let's face it Roberta wasn't man enough to take on a job at a proper big club and he wasn't offered the job only interviewed and pulled out of the running as he knew he couldn't hack the pressure. so he ended up with a club who think they r great sitting in mid table its sad really as soon as a Spanish club who r similar happy mid table he will be off.

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{Ed025's Note - he snubbed your advances tommy...hes allergic to plastic..

25 Nov 2014 16:17:04
Little fact lads, you could get unlimited naismiths and eto'o's for the price of any liverpool striker

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25 Nov 2014 18:27:25
Now you are just chatting bubbles for the sake of it Tommy, have a bit of class lad. Roberto turned you down, of he wasn't under serious consideration then why did you lot fly him to USA? He was there a few days before turning you down. Why did he turn you down? Because he wanted full control over transfers. Brenda would have done anything to get the job, especially after failing with Watford an Reading, hde was lucky he took over robertos team at Swansea. Surprised you don't know this, after all you frequently go on about the past. For the record, Forest have won euro cup twice, they don't go on about it. Madrid have won it ten times, double of you lot. 5 times, so what you tool!

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BRENDAN RODGERS IS A FOOTBALL GENIUS, hope he stays

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Tommy it is surely time to sit down, rest your weary legs and contemplate. You've come over to the Everton page and despite your brave attempts at banter, you've shown yourself up for what you (and the rest of the bleating Kopites) are at present.
Try to show a little dignity before crawling back under that stone. You know that nomark manager of yours is on his way out and to try and suggest that Roberto Martinez was overlooked for the poison chalice at anfield is truly shocking. Wait until those Bulgarian minnows scalp youse tomorrow night. Out of the CL and let's hope we meet you and take you out of the Europa as well this season.
You are nothing more than a mid table side with aspirations to be bigger than you realistically are.

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Oh god is he still on here! Think he needs to get out more.

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25 Nov 2014 23:00:11
Now now Davey you know when we meet in a big match you wet your pants and we triumph.IF YOU KNOW YOUR HISTORY.

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26 Nov 2014 00:17:38
Like earlier on in the season? Remember jagielkas goal? Last minute? 1-1? Oh come on you spend 99% of your time on the history channel or wait, you ignore what actually happened and make up your own scoreline? Sad, or do you have brain damage? Which I admit is a possibility

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Well brendans had his teeth sorted, lost weight and got himself a new bird, he's a footballing genius I tell yeah tommy

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Has he gone yet?

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{Ed025's Note - he will be alone in his flat davey, wearing his flares with an ian st john scarf watching a black and white telly and waving his rattle....he does know his history mate..

23 Nov 2014 13:46:29
Ratings:
Howard-6.5-made one really good save but was well off his line when beaten, which was stupid, scares me with crosses

Coleman-7-back to his old self, few good runs and solid defensively

Jagielka-6.5-him and distin were way too dodgy

Distin-6-did some really really stupid things and deflecte off him for the goal, browning anyone?

Hibbert-7-shouldnt of played but did, and did well, annoys me when people shout shoot, grow up, hanging on to a 2-1 lead and people are shouting shoot 50 yards out in the 86th minute

Mccarthy-8-brilliant from him again, superb buy

Osman-8-had his best ever game for us, in the holding role too

Mirallas-6.5-barely had a chance to influence the game, made up he's back

Naismith-6.5-worked hard but should of scored

Barkley-5-dont remember him having the ball without losing it, he needs to leave as he is wasted on the wing and refuses to pass it

Lukaku-6.5-won one out of about 30 headers but got his goal, touch was a bit better than usual

Eto-o-7-shocked he didn't score but changed the game and got an assist, its a joy to see him in an everton shirt

Besic-6-came on and yep, didn't see him

Atsu-6

Performance? Dreadful, result? Yay, clattenburg his usual kopite self, west ham should of been down to 8 men but regardless, onto the bext one

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Just checking you were there? Deflected off Distin ehh? Well I need to move seats I think, didn't see that like!! Barkley neds a shaking, thinks no one can take the ball off him n he's got all the time in the world, well he's wrong on both counts. What they doing with him in training apart from massaging his ego??

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Barkley needs to leave why because he was dead on his feet for the whole second half i'm guessing down to fitness, if it wernt for the fact that we had other players losing their heads he could have been rested but bar McCarthy n Coleman the rest of the team were poor including osman he lost the ball bout 20 times but ye he scored so let's rave about him

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23 Nov 2014 16:55:28
People in the ground instantly said it deflected off distin, haven't seen it back and mike ffs, don't start acting like I (ME) always rave about osman, he had a good game, that's it, I still think he's awful but he had a good game.

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Mikedablue, like Swan youve convinced me that I need to find another seat or I need to check my 45years plus of following football. So Osman was that bad ehh? Me and all the Everton legends need a break from football to think he marshalled Everton yesterday and was outstanding. However if he'd ran around like a whirling dervish takling everything that moved, nearly get sent off and pass every ball backwards, then without doubt he would have been outstanding. McCarthy was outstanding for that contribution but it didn't win us the game, it very nearly cost us the game.

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Well for your info it came off Jags Swan, and in my opinion he looks nothing like Distin for obvious reasons, so what all those who instantly said it was Distin are wearing for specs well its time they went for a check.

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Me and all the everton legends good to see you hold yourself in such high regards, when was it that McCarthy lost his head? Or was he the one of the only ones that didn't react to the fact that he barely touched amilfatanos standing foot yet he held it like it was hanging on by a thread while west hams training staff told him to stay down while everyone else kicked off, McCarthy ran the defensive side to that match yesterday not osman, if he dosnt score that goal he wuddent even be mentioned, in your 45 years you tell me his stand out season, oops still waiting, everton didn't even Marshall the game so I can't see how you can even say that

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Like to think I know a bit about footie is why I put me in the same sentence as the Legends as they seemed to have agreed with me. Where did I say Osman marshalled the game, I said he marshalled Everton, but there again like Swan you see what you want to see like the 'Distin deflection' . I praised McCarty for his contribution, but in my opinion it wasn't what won the game, it was the only man on the pitch(until ETO'O came on ) who had control of the ball; kept it moving and some of his passes were sublime at times. Hey i'm entitled to my opinion as you are of yours, I respect that, its just that your opinion is wrong!!

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23 Nov 2014 13:14:39
Not being one to cause controversy or conflict, I just want to say, "Leon Osman" you were superb today. He ran 7.1 miles compared with 6.5 for McCarthy, had 93% pass accuracy, completing 71 passes. Oh and he scored another goal to ensure a further 2 points in our quest. Not bad for someone who's legs have gone and is past it according to some posters on here. Don't get me wrong, I am not his biggest fan, nor is he my favourite player by a long stretch. It is just I feel like he has had unfair press from certain quarters this season. That includes you Ed 025. I also noted that McGeady was not present in yet another of our wins. Anyone notice a pattern developing here? Stats for Leon are 400 games and 55 goals. Not bad for a codger.

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{Ed025's Note - he is a good squad player for me degs, something i have stated all the time mate, just not a regular starter..

But if he plays like this Ed, who can leave him out the team? I believe it is all about form. McGeady is obviously a decent player, but lacking in confidence just now. Osman was lacking confidence, but is getting it back. With support behind him, he still has a couple of years left. that's 2 goals this season and a couple of assists.

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{Ed025's Note - he can still play a part degsy but for me not every week, but thats just my opinion mate..

I'm sure we all see the pattern degs only about the 100th time u have said it your painful

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Ye it was well deserved osman was the real game changer as if I can tip toe round for 7 miles not to mention lose the ball loads but as long as I score all else is forgotten, we shouldn't of won so give it a rest

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Cobyone, it is probably the 100th time I have defended Osman. That's because there have probably been 100 insults directed at him. I will shut up when those critical of him shut up. unless I think he has had a crap game of course. And mikedeblue, we did win and look at his stats. He did not tip toe around, he was the most involved player on the pitch. Stats prove it. I agree we shouldn't have won, but thanks to Leon we did. Yes, he scored the winner. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

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23 Nov 2014 07:49:11
Got to say our support of late at home is not existant not sure if it's the slow build up play or something but I could of had a conversation with some one in the main stand from my seat in the bullens, also we need to work on our dead ball situations it's like RM is embarrassed to use them or are we trying to fit it in training in the last few mins

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23 Nov 2014 00:38:08
Two great wins for evertonions today. Etc vs West Ham United and Bellew whacking cleverly

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Split decision though??? Hmmm

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Still won though mate.

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{Ed025's Note - it was never a split decision he won easily..that judge who gave it to cleverley needs to go to specksavers..

Never got to watch it ed,but a win is a win.saw on ssn that clever couldn't deal with tonys power.

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{Ed025's Note - it was a poor fight to be honest dentie, but like us yesterday its all about the win mate..

It dosnt matter then the fact the guy threw a left jab the whole fight(apart from the last 4 rounds) and won on a judges card, viva Qatar 2022

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