Everton Banter Archive November 21 2013

 

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21 Nov 2013 22:19:17
ed just to keep the polls going can you possibly make two for me? they are:

out of these ex players who would you most want back?

tim cahill
mikel arteta
wayne rooney
joleon lescott

and

who has been evertons best bargain buy in the last few years

tim cahill
mikel arteta
nigel martin
seamus coleman
phil jagielka

cheers if possible ed

Mike-Ox Long

{Ed033's Note - ok, above polls now up on the Everton Voting Polls page

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22 Nov 2013 06:07:05
Great poll again Ox, on the first one I suspect Lescott may not get many votes, on the second one I will have to answer that one after a few scoops Saturday, tough one

Degsybluenose

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22 Nov 2013 07:26:13
i kind of regret the first one now degs, everyone will pick rooney and maybe 1 or 2 will pick arteta because rooney is the only one still at his best

Mike-Ox Long

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22 Nov 2013 10:26:53
Second ones a beut though mate, no idea who to choose, wouldn't have even thought of big Nige either but he was a cracker

Degsybluenose

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I would say rooney and Coleman. But wheres big dunc and kanchelskis?

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22 Nov 2013 12:50:00
Sorry mate big dunc was 8m in total buying him and buying him back I think and kanchelskis slipped my mind completely

Mike-Ox Long

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If I read that right Dunc cost 8 mil total but didn't Newcastle pay 8 mil for him so effectively he cost us nothing and he gets my vote everytime :)

ToffeeAL

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21 Nov 2013 21:43:11
And 3 Shots Rang Out

With the anniversary 50th of Kennedy's assassination just hours away, could we consider the evidence of another conspiracy theory?
Everton v Wigan in FA Cup
Everton (riding high) at home to a Wigan team that were dire. The result was a forgone conclusion, or so we thought!
We know the result but have we considered the conspiracy?
Moyes already knew he was off to Utd
Neville also knew he was off.
Martinez knew he was coming.
One problem, how do you 'sell' a manager of a potential relegated team to the fans?
Easy you 'kill' the home team off within minutes, when everyone gets over the shock we delighted with the guy who pulled the trigger!
Is BK the new 'Hoover' Head of the CIA?
You decide, but for me Neville's performance that day was as good as the 'Badge Man' on the grassy Knoll.
Mushy (formally Mushroom Man, kept in the dark and fed on BS!).

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I think you have been doing too many of the magic variety Mushy! LOL
Degsypulford

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If you study the grainy super 8 footage, Moyes' head clearly goes back and to the left as each goal goes in. The most damning photo shows Bill Kenwright with that walrus moustache bloke - there's a feint smile on his face.

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Lmao funniest post for ages maybe there's something in it though haha
Rhino.

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The un-named poster above had me for a minute. now I see it. Yes it is a conspiracy! LMFAO.
Degsypulford

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GEORGE BUSH was head of the cia.

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21 Nov 2013 13:55:56
Why is brenda Rodgers Always Talking in the video window on this site? every time now for the past few months! anyone else have this annoying problem? I've had to mute him! haha

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You are lucky then mate, I always seem to get Mickey Moyes on mine.

I would rather listen to Rodgers than moyes any day. I just mute it as well though, surely there is a way of getting rid of these.

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21 Nov 2013 14:59:45
Not me mate, I get loads of facts websites, 15 nices places on earth, 15 hottest women etc etc

Dont mind the ads I get

Degsybluenose

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It goes by cache, etc. if you go on a cheap flights website (for example) then you'll get ads about cheap flights, etc. Likewise if you go on dirty websites (I mean specifically 18+ content, but LFC's website also falls into that category). :) {Ed025's Note - i hope your not visiting the dark sides web pages keith?....i would sooner catch my kids on a chicken molesting site mate.. :)

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Come on, Ed. There's nothing wrong with that KFC website! No, not Kentucky - Keep fondling chicks! Oh, .that's not what you meant, .sorry, forget I said anything.

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21 Nov 2013 11:45:20
What is the expected amount of money available in January not including sales?

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21 Nov 2013 13:01:14
£6.98

If we sell Kone, Jelly and Jonny H we could possibly have £18.65

add Bainesee in and we should have £20,000, 018.65

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Ever the optimist, eh, Degsy!?

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