Everton Banter Archive October 19 2012

 

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19 Oct 2012 22:05:25
Ed025: I won't be posting to this site in future, as the arbitrary translation of the word id**t to "person" for everybody else except you is beyond the pale. See your note to the post by Nostrawigus on 18 Oct 2012 21:30:31. Bye-Bye. {Ed025's Note - see ya..

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I hope Ed025 isn't losing his sense of humour/the plot. Calling me an person isn't really helping his cause. Plus it is untrue as I have a Ph.D. Will you delete this message or will you man up and take a bit of criticism for once? You need different opinions on this site otherwise it will be dull.

Yours

Doctorwigus {Ed025's Note - i will man up..as always...i am not calling you an idiot...just some of your ramblings mate..

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Can someone clear all of this up for me please? I've read the posts several times and just can't make proper sense of it all. Was someone stellarised when they wrote it?
Moody Blue

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20 Oct 2012 13:01:47
You gettin stick again Ed, thats unusual, NOT

Degsy {Ed001's Note - he likes getting stick, though he prefers whips on a Saturday, down in his dungeon, while cuffed to the wall......}

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20 Oct 2012 13:11:16
You seem to know a lot about our Eds dungeon 001, is it from first hand eperience mate

Degsy {Ed001's Note - I once got invited for a meal at his, scariest experience of my life! How the hell he managed to eat while wearing his gimp mask I will never know.....}

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20 Oct 2012 13:24:46
Love it Ed001, believable too lol

Degsy {Ed001's Note - it's the truth! Honest.}

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Well helloooh Ed025, who'd have thought you have such impeccably lurid taste. If you fancy swinging round to our special gentleman's club sometime drop me a line. Tarquen D'Vere {Ed025's Note - i might just pass on that one thanks tarquen..

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20 Oct 2012 14:12:33
Who is the original poster Ed who as stated he is leaving us forever

You popped the shops with your misses for a couple of hours and 001 has spread a rumour about you mate, well I think its a rumour

Tarquen are you Tristan by any chance, sound alike but missing the full stops in your post

Degsy {Ed025's Note - i think it was cowpat sid, degsy....i liked him, but i cant kow tow to everyone mate..

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I admit for next few seconds my head will be firmly placed up Ed 025s back passage but I think the guy is class. Great editor for our site, will fight our cause through thick and thin against the filthy abuse he obviously has to read every day. People accuse him of bias, well he supports and edits the EFC site, of course he will show us more favouritism. He usually calls people persons because they deserve to be, I have agreed with all his calls of late. If people don't like it, then they can move to another site. But I for one am appreciative of our Ed.

Richard III {Ed025's Note - cheers richie..

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20 Oct 2012 14:23:02
We all liked Sid mate, he will be back, we all have a sulk for a bit and then laugh it off

Hey Sid get your ass back here you person lol

Degsy {Ed025's Note - love it degs..

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Ooh Degsey how rude are you? Making out like you don't know me, have you forgotten that night last Christmas in the Lisbon already. Call me baby, its been too long. Tarquen D'Vere

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When did Nostrawigus become Doctorwigus?

There's only one Doctor round here!!

never thought I'd be the victim of ID theft!

Gods Doctor - The true healer

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19 Oct 2012 20:18:42
QPR game worries me. I'm not being negative, but just think this is the sorta game we need a big kick up the arse for. We need to be on it, very high tempo, get amongst them, keep the ball and keep probing away. If Ryan Nelson and Clint Hill are playin I want to see us run at them and play through them. Limit ourselves to long ball and that's their strength, they will get something out the game. So I hope DM has lit a rocket underneath them and they go out and show about 1 million times the effort shown by our gutless national side.

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19 Oct 2012 18:49:27
Hi guys,
Have I missed something?

Not been on for a few days due to winning the lottery and trying to sort out Greece's finances, while trying to find a resolution to the Syria crisis!

Quickie update please, why are we mad at Chelski?

Thanks,

Gods Doctor {Ed025's Note - well doc..some guy called osgood, came on here looking for an argument, he told us how much better than baines, cole was. then made derisory comments about us, calling us small, and having a go at the supporters and the club..BIG MISTAKE!!...he was told by all the guys in no uncertain terms, how the sham that is chelsea, are not a patch on everton as a football club....the rest you can read in the banter pages mate..

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Well said ed couldn't of said it better myself

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To be fair Ed mate i admit i over reacted a bit and mate some comments that were stupid and way out of line. But i did not come on here first to start an argument. I only came on to argue the point that i think Ashley Cole is better than Leighton Baines. And i only did that because Mickey Blue Eyes had come on our page out of the blue to say Baines is better than Ash. I then over reacted to the replies i got, with you calling me an person and the fans slating my club, so it got my back up and i said some stupid comments. I apologise to you, Mike, Degsy and anyone else i offended.

Truth be told i actually like Everton as a club and have a massive amount of respect for you, and wish you well this season, i hope you can nick the last Champs League spot.

Hope you accept the apology and understand my comments were made in the heat of the moment.

OsgoodIsKing {Ed025's Note - fair enough mate..we all make mistakes...our guys were just reacting to derisory comments about our club, on behalf of our supporters, i accept your apology, and congratulate you on being big enough to say so..

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19 Oct 2012 21:35:35
I'm a Liverpool supporter (just got the message on our banter page from your guy) and this osgood guy sounds like a bloody moron. Chelsea, while having the best offensive force in the league this year, have a shorter history than Goldfish has memory. Moyes has been at Everton longer than Chelski have been successful.

Cheers,

Jolly Red

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As a final point, as a Man U fan, I was hoping we were going to try and sign Baines. Cole may have been better in the past but no longer and Baines has a better attitude, and stays out of the press. Baines replacing Evra would have been a big plus. And yes, some of the Chelsea posters are deluded, youd think they had some history or something...


AJH

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20 Oct 2012 12:54:46
Hi AJH, the reason you guys had no chance with Baines was SAF offering 12 million behind the scenes mate, you wouldnt get Cole for that and he is older and not as good

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20 Oct 2012 12:58:05
Hey Os all is forgiven by me mate, I quite enjoyed the banter and that is what these pages are about, all fans need a blow out every now and then and its better to do it on here than be a Leeds fan.

Looking forward to playing you guys and hopefully we win with a Baines free kick lol

Good luck for the season

Degsy

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Forgot to put my name to post AJH, also hope you all keep away from him in Jan cos you can now all see how good the little man is.

Degsy

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The United fans seem divided on him but I liked him at Wigan. Left back is an issue for us so you never know...

AJH

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19 Oct 2012 18:21:05
Chaps, as a Man Utd fan it amuses me no end that Chelsea try and compare themselves to Everton. There are few clubs with real history and let's be honest, Chelsea are not one of them. Hey, they have a billionaire and good luck to them but it's not like they were his 1st choice. I got maried the on the day of the 1995 cup final (thanks) and I remember so many great games (1985 final anyone) so chill, and don't respond to the nonsense from the plastic Chelski fans. You have more pedigree and history than most.

AJH

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Well said AJH, i dont know who these chelsea fans think they are coming on are page thinking there great when all other fans laugh at them, god i cant wait until roman leaves them and watch there ground get empty by the week, good luck AJH for the rest of the season mate. Terry blue

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19 Oct 2012 17:34:16
Hi eds and fellow blues ( Evertonian blues that is)

Why are Chelsea fans now infecting our pages? Before all we had was the odd r/s or manc coming on here with occasional serious comment re jft96 and fair play. The banter with them has started again and again fair play.

But now we have Chelsea fans trying the same old tired drivel felli going Moyes going and so on, it's not even original!

Why ?

Because they're worried !

Enough said we are Everton, hear our roar feel the ground tremble cos we are coming !

COYB IMWT

Big C {Ed007's Note - They struggle to get anyone else to talk too.}

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Everton fans, were Everton and we will be Everton forever --- chelsea fans, were chelsea and we will be chelsea until roman leaves.

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Personally I'm taking it as a barbed compliment. They're clearly rattled by us and trying to upset us. Ignore them and they'll go away.
Moody Blue
ps osgood wore Bob Latchford pyjamas

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19 Oct 2012 15:02:05
Come on guys, we used to be friends. We have no beef. I actually like your club a lot, I know rubbish happens and causes stuff like this but we are blue bros. Calling us names and talking about the past changes nothing. We are now by far the better team and no matter the reason thank God have a better future and will most probably beat ur record.

I love banter, and I can safely say this isn't banter. Don't be like your neighbours, its pathetic talking the way they do, yours will be even more pathetic cause you are a long way from achieving that again.

So what do you say guys? White flag?

P.s don't hate us cause we have Roman, that will be sad

ELI

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ELI go away and take your plastic only supported chelsea when roman took over fans with you, were was you all before roman hey with your 200-300 fans that you used to bring here, you lot might have money with roman but you will never have class, look at west ham fans they have allways been there no matter what and spurs,arsenal. Chelsea have the worst support in london and i cant wait until roman leaves then we will see the real chelsea support, by the way do your club still give you little silly flags to wave ha ha ha ha pathetic no class fans. Terry blue

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Hey Eli, I dont hate you guys, just think that guy Osgood is a tart

Degsy

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Said in a truly condescending manner that Eli. White flags eh ?

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Reaction my fellow blues that is all they want a reaction ignore and they will go away.Stef the blue

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Eli. When did you start to support Chelsk? Ask and answer yourself honestly that question. Don't lie and don't patronise us with the idea or the hope that we should lower our expectations. We are as good as, and probably better than any team in the league right now, so shut up and gel your hair in another mirror mate, you smarmy person.

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19 Oct 2012 13:49:13
Just been in town and saw the lfc calendar for 2013. It's a bit graphic, there's t*ts on every page.
Moody Blue

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Classic!

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19 Oct 2012 12:09:42
Just read David prentice article in the echo about Everton not needing Rooney. He points out some great facts about how we didn't really improve the squad when he left but finished high in the table.
Personally I would love to see him bk at Everton as he is a top player, and with the current crop that we have think that with him we could seriously challenge for the title. Imagine him playin just behind jelavic with felli an Gibbo behind him an pienarr and mirallas on the wings, I don't think there is a midfield an forwards as good in the league.
I also think Rooney will still get better with age as he does not rely on pace so wouldn't mind getting him in a few years, I no this might be controversial but wot u reckon ed
Brenda's envelopes {Ed001's Note - I think Chelsea and City would argue about who has the better midfield and forwards.}

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Come on, don't be silly here. We have no where near the best midfield and forwards in the league.

Mike {Ed025's Note - He said with Rooney ...and it would be awesome...I prefer it when you are doctor Jekyll mate..

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Sorry Mike I've enjoyed your posts recently but that I disagree, I think Gibson, Fellaini, Pienaar, Osman, Mirallas, Jelavic when all fully fit playing together would rival anyone in this league. Dare I say it, Osman the weak link. But as for Rooney, I would sooner have Arteta back. He is, in my opinion, our best ever Premier League player...

Richard III

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Sorry, but even adding Rooney to the mix, wouldn't change my opinion.

Mike

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19 Oct 2012 13:15:52
Hey Ed, we must be worrying the pants off the Sky 4, some of them are coming to our site and digging around. Some are even slagging us off. Why would they waist their time on us if we weren't a threat.

I hope they keep posting on here as it can only be a good sign.

COYB
Toffee ace

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19 Oct 2012 11:48:19
Just read Lawros predictions for the weekend, got us down for a 1-1 saying and I quote " QPR are in a false position this season, playing some good football but the may well have to settle for a draw here"
I think he is actually mental !
Blue andy

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Dont jinx us Andy, we had this with the Wigan game mate, dont underestimate anyone in the Prem, remember they have not won a game and I dont want us to be their first

Nuff said

Degsy

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I don't underestimate anybody but to say that a team that has not won a game all season and are bottom of the league will have to settle for a draw against a top four side at present regardless of who it may be ( happens to be us ) is madness
Blue andy

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19 Oct 2012 10:29:08
OH MY GOD you guys are so funny, calling cole "cashley",,impressive,,did you guys make that 1 up yourself . MOYES is leaving to a team with money so he can use money and win something. FELLAINI is leaving because you guys are S***. Your ED stated "they have no history" actually,we do have history,we have 107 years of it, but more importantly, we have a future, something you don't have. Us chel$ea fans are proud of our budget.
You have no success apart from "mickie mouse" cups. There is a big difference between chel$ea and everton. Everton are crap and we are CLASS. And also..................
BITCHES WE HAVE THE RICHES.

BILLY

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19 Oct 2012 12:56:40
............anyway, as we were saying......

Toffee Tezza

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9 league titles to ur pathetic 4 mate an u bought 2 of them, wait till use come up against a half decent team like when u got hammered in the charity shield u clown. Roman won't be around forever. I by the way if u no ur history u would admit everton r a much bigger club

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Oh Billy - you are so masterful. We will just crawl back under our stones. Heh heh.

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1 question,whos won the most cups,end of story

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Hey Chelsea boys - you may as well just call your club "Abramovich F.C." cos that's all they are and you know it - nothing more nothing less - a club bought and paid for by one wealthy guy - the club's standing, results and achievements have got absolutely nothing to do with Chelsea 'fans' - they're just down to one bloke rolling up with his Russian oil millions (how did he come about those by the way?) and spending it on a handy club in London - so Chelsea's success has nothing at all to do with its 'fans' - it's laughable that they even take pride in their team/club “ in fact you could argue that Joseph Stalin has played more part in Chelsea's achievements than any of Chelsea's fans “ keeping Russia communist for so long and then allowing someone like Abramovich to mop up all the wealth after it went t*ts up “ they should name a stand after Joseph Stalin or Karl Marx and have a big broken hammer n sickle over the gate - nobody but Abramovich can take any pride in Chelsea's achievements - cos they're all down to him - whereas Everton is a proper club with a proper set of fans who don't need babyish short-term bought success to keep us turning up - we've been here longer than you and we'll be here longer than you - cos we're proper fans of a proper club - and you're just bought n paid for, glory seeking football tarts

(even all your players are money grabbing mercenary persons as well)

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They bought 3 of them mate not 2. And what are these Mickey Mouse cups you refer to cos I'm positive we've never won the league cup

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Haha love that Stalin shout
Brenda's envelopes

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