Everton Banter Archive February 13 2014

 

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13 Feb 2014 20:03:25
Kevin Friend the ref for Sunday

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13 Feb 2014 20:38:10
Oh for god sake, that's us out the cup

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That's one guy who really can't live up to his name.

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Clattenberg, Friend. Might as well drag collina out of retirement and make it a hattrick.

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13 Feb 2014 16:18:07
Isn't it about the time of year when all the takeover rumours start being leaked or made up?

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I'll kick off.

Bill Gates has a friend who is an Everton fan. He plans to invest £1bn and have Messi, Ronaldo and Ribery up front. He's also planing to knock down Anfield and use the rubble as the foundations for the new toilets at the 150,000 seater stadium

Beat that!

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{Ed025's Note - thats so hard to believe fluffy....bill gates has got no friends!.. :)

So we get 1b and were still buying wingers!

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If he does Ed i'd take that lol

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Love it fluff. I've also heard that paul McCartney, ringo starr, dani harrison and julian lennon are going on a record breaking world tour with the entire proceeds expected to be used to launch a bid to buy us outright. New ground and players expected with big dunc as new chairman and bk as shoe shine boy on matchdays.

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Even on the jokey, made up posts I still shudder when I read about rent-boy Ronaldo playing for us!
OK, I know he's one of the world's best players, but the thought of that arrogant t*sser wearing the shirt & checking the big screen every 2 minutes to see if he's on it fills me with dread.
My old Dad had a saying about him that I'll always remember - "He's got one of those faces that you'd never get tired of punching."!

IR(&K)IT

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I take ronaldo and e day you can have his aggrogance when you play like him, another level

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Ronaldo is the best player in the world! Period. He could rock up wearing nothing but a G string and I wouldn't hold it against him. I would even purchase pocket mirrors for every fan on the first row of the stands so whenever he ran past he could check himself out.

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13 Feb 2014 13:16:47
I love this club. And after the Wee incident I love them even more. What a club. How many other big clubs would look after there fans like that! We are the People's Club.

Ps. Hope the weather gets better there.

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Supporter for 30 years and 1st trip to see his team play and its called off. Sods law. Think the club should at least offer to pay for a flight back and give him the opportunity to watch Everton play. can't be cheap flying return from Asia. Gutted for the bloke and all other fans who made the wasted trip.

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Very proud of this. Thai fan praise our club take care supporter like family. I also hope can go there once in my life.

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13 Feb 2014 16:19:06
The club paid for his flight back in the end and he got to meet all of the players and the manager and got a signed shirt from all the players so its good to know that the club cares for its fans as much as it does because I don't know if many other clubs would do that

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Our club is on a different level when it comes to this stuff.

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13 Feb 2014 08:58:33
Tottenham have just signed a deal with AIA as new shirt sponsors. how much money does Chang bring in for us. I reckin we should consider getting a new (better) sponser. We've been with Chang for years.

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Who do you suggest? I read a while back that Dyno-Rod were being considered, but some joker was worried that they'd want our ground renamed as "The Stadium of S***e" (rhymes with Sunderland's ground's name) to advertise their drain-cleaning services.
Complete tosh of course, but some poor gullible souls fell for it.

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