Everton Banter Archive December 12 2013

 

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12 Dec 2013 13:42:39
Hi guys. Not posted for a while but have been reading your comments everyday. Like you I am very happy with the way the season is going so far. Just one question: why is mike ox-long so hostile.

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Some people call it hostility, some bitterness, I call it banter. Personally, I think his posts are always good reads.

BitterBlue

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12 Dec 2013 16:20:59
mate I said I wasnt having the best of days yesterday, I was abit tipsy, had a bad day in general, was in a foul mood and I see another post about honda it got me riled up, it wasnt hostile, it was a drunk sarcastic and in my own words from the post, pathetic

Mike-Ox Long

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Mike, don't worry about it. I thought you were having a go at me the first time we debated an issue. The one over the respect for Moyes. I realised afterwards it is just your way. We are all different and I actually look forward to your banter now! Keep it up mate. if we were all polite and never said anything outrageous, life would be pretty boring.
Degsypulford

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12 Dec 2013 19:04:45
Hi guys.not posted in a while either.crushed both wrists in work and suffered severe neredamage so typing is a s truggle.anyway I just wanna defend mike.I think his posts are very funny.the site wouldn't be the same without people like him.also just want to say I'm delighted with how we are doing so far this season.long may it continue

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Ahhh bless ya all,
So we all love each other again now ;-)

Keep it real guys

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Hey Mike, say something cutting to Chris the RED man. He deserves it after that!
Degsypulford

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13 Dec 2013 13:12:59
oh hey chris guess we all do love each other again now, we can't say the same for you however because you never stopped obsessing over us uh I mean loving us and why hey there anonymous, here is a few things just to take into consideration before saying things that silly:
learn the very easy difference between 'Ox' and 'Ex'

THINK!

Mike-Ox Long

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13 Dec 2013 13:31:28
Sorry but Ox Long just sounds like a hormonal 13 year old girl. You were in a bad mood? Join the club. Actually join the world mate. We all have to deal with a bad day. Grow up and stop taking it out on innocent posters. i'm fed up of being fearful to post something in case i'm on the wrong end of this childs bad day. The day he actually says something positive about another site user. Well we can all live in hope ey.

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{Ed007's Note - Why should you be fearful of posting? You are anonymously trolling every comment Mike makes, you either stop it or I will from my end.
The site is moving to registered users only, so maybe you should grow a pair, register a name and enter an adult debate/conversation with Mike, instead of being a childish, anonymous troll. Consider this a yellow card.}

Now who sounds like a hormonal 13yr old girl. Scared to post, even anonymous, incase the big bad man says summit to hurt your feelings.grow a pair will you.its a banter site and mike ox actually posts more sarcastic comments than hurtful.

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Flippin' 'eck, Mike, touched a nerve there, mate!
I have a suspicion this guy might be a Utd supporter, so many of them are sooooo touchy & tetchy at the moment - can't think why!?

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13 Dec 2013 15:13:38
Yes bad days happen to everyone, not going into detail but bad day as in bad day not an alright day that could of been better as per usual, its not the matrix mate I cannot transport you to a different world and attack you, you say I sound like a hormonal 13 year old yet you put the sort of comments you would expect a 10 year old boy who just had his toy fire truck broke by the family dog, please sign up please please please I would love a lengthy debate with you as it would be fun to see what immature words you use and have probably only just learnt, have they started sex ed in school today mate? Mike-Ox Long

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Regardless if he's a utd fan, no name is a right tool, its called a banter site mate, Mike is more than entitled to a bad day as is anyone! U are a troll at least I leave a name and all on here know I can take the banter back as well as give it, I suggest u grow up!

P.s mike I find u very fair u have given me stick and took mine back and I feel most take it as banter :-)

P.p.s why do I stay around? Must be because your all such fun, plus I feel brave with mike ex opps I mean ox long about ;-)

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13 Dec 2013 16:15:48
Think this should be put to bed now.some people are too sensetive.ps mike-ox longer

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Hey Chris the REDman, I have converted people to the Blue cause before today. You sound like a decent sort of guy who might want to turn to the Blue side of things. You would be made very welcome by us all.
Degsypulford

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12 Dec 2013 09:50:52
Morning Blues
Predictions for the weekend everyone?
I'm saying 2-0. Cagey first half, as they are likely to be confident after a win last week, and won't want to concede early and risk us going on to romp to a massive win like we are capable of these days.
But there's only so long they will be able to resist our dominance, and Ossie and Lukaku will seal the points!
COYB

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3-0 to the blues, playing great football at the moment, great season so far, coyb

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3-0 to the blue boys, playing great football and I think we will be to strong for fulham, coyb

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I think this will be a good test for the lads, as I think Fulham will most probably defend and shut up shop, so would be good to see how the team deal with it, I'll go 2 -0 to us on this one.

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6-0. Fulham are absolute crap.

Take a look at their team

Stekelenburg - Rubbish
Riether - Useless
Riise - Past it
Senderos - donkey
Hughes - Abysmal
Parker - Carthorse
Sidwell - crap
Karagounis - isn't he about 40?
09 Berbatov - Lazy
Dejagah - Who?
Kacaniklic - dire

Anything under 4, and Roberto should apologise for the lack of effort.

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{Ed003's Note - =-O }

Dont count on nowt till we have em in 94 we had 3 home games saying if we beat wim, chel, and southampton we will climb up the table, we had 3 draws on the spin after an away draw at sheff wed. so let's not

steblue69
COYB

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I'm glad Bobby doesn't seem to be as complacent as you guys. On paper it looks pretty straightforward but they're fighting for their lives. I know it's a cliche but really we should be looking at it one game at a time, it'll be far from easy, though I reserve the right to alter that opinion after the game. Having said that I expect us to win maybe 2-0, 3-1.
Granville

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Some of your notes on the players there are awful mate, well off the mark

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Don't count your chickens. as the saying goes. I agree Fulham are poor, but all of a sudden Berbatov seems to be working again. Their defence looks solid and teams often get strange wins with a new manager.
Degsypulford

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Agree with Degsy. Fulham not to be written off. It will be a real test of our top four aspirations if we can keep a cool head and turn over a so called 'poor' side.

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12 Dec 2013 08:47:59
Morning Blues

In the papers that we are going to offer Ross a new improved contract to ward off Chelski, Man U etc.

Just wondering what the general consensus is as to what we should offer the lad, I think our current top earner is on 70k, correct me if I am wrong on that please.

Personally I would give him par with our top earner as he will be eclipsed to Superstar status within 12 months, then if anyone wants him they can pay top dollar. don't know what you guys think but I know the rich clubs would give the lad 100k a week right now so we will have to get it close to that.

Thoughts please Blue army

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{Ed039's Note - Are you having a laugh?? £70k per week? He is a good player and a great prospect but you would pay him that much money?)

12 Dec 2013 09:29:25
I think he would get at least that at Chelsea/arsenal and Man U Ed.

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{Ed039's Note - You're probably right, I just think £70k for a guy who has played 20 games in his career is incredible, and to bypass alot of senior pros and rank with top earners is going to upset a few players as well. In no way am I saying he isnt a top talent because what I have seen he is very good, just thinking too much too soon)

12 Dec 2013 10:08:09
their wages are mad now Ed, didn't Milner get 120k as soon as he signed for City at the ripe old age of 23.

If I knew then what I knew now I would have been out in the stree for 8 hours a day with a footie

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{Ed039's Note - I was out playing footie for hours upon hours a day when I was younger and was still rank rotten :-)

I'd give him 40k

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I'm not too sure what his wages are at the moment but my guess would be 10-15k a week, so on that basis, I'd give him 25-30k a week.

BitterBlue

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