Everton Banter Archive February 10 2012

 

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10 Feb 2012 22:45:25
Everton to win tomorrow. I would sooner be a blue nose than one of King Kenny,s Kopites or KKK for short thgfest

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We should be able to get at least a point in this, but I'll go for a 1-0 victory to us.

Bez the blue

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10 Feb 2012 22:36:06
Fellaini is our best player. Irreplaceable in the current game for what he does. Aside from Yaya Toure, there isn't a midfielder showing the same mixture of physicality and deftness.

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10 Feb 2012 22:04:24
2-1 Everton tomorrow. Lampard early doors. Jelavic equaliser before a late bout of pressure and a late, late, late Heitinga winner. Whats your prediction ed? {Ed025's Note - 1-0 to us...and the jellyman, header from a corner just before half time..

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I really think we can do these as long as we keep a lid on Mata.

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Ed, that is hope, not a prediction. I would be happy with a 1-0 win, but if we score in the first half my nerves will be shredded by full time!

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10 Feb 2012 18:58:57
I've missed a lot of rumours this week, sorting out work for next week and tickets for tomorrow taking my two daughters their 4 and my son 3 in march to see the match tomorrow can't wait hope we see jelavic, how are you ed? And are you feeling lucky for tomorrow ? {Ed025's Note - i am you know! ...the least i am hoping for is a draw, but i really think we can win..

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10 Feb 2012 18:14:16
We need to sort out the right side now cos once Donovon goes back to LA, were back in the brown stuff. Choice of Drenthe, Osman, Colman (should be getting eased in to fullback ready for next season), Barkley, and Rodwell.

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10 Feb 2012 17:13:33
Moyes will be going nowhere Harry has not even said he wants the England job so calm down and lets see what happens what ever happens moyes has one of the best relationships with the chairman and that counts for a lot would say there are only 2 managers in the prem with the same thing that being ferguson and wenger

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10 Feb 2012 15:25:25
Looks like Moyes will be leaving in the summer for Tottenham he may have a chance to win trophies there lets face fact he will not win any with Neverton.

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Come on now, little red nose. Hasn't your mummy told you about wandering off onto our site? I know that deep down you want to be an Evertonian, but you're just going to have to stay on your own page & keep trying to convince yourself that Carroll & Downing were good buys. Off you go now, little saddo!
Toffee Tezza
IMIT {Ed025's Note - well said tezza..

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10 Feb 2012 12:54:30
What do you all think the team should be tomorrw then? I reckon.

Howard
Hibbert distin heitenga baines
Donovan felli gibson pienaar
Denis jelavic
Or drenthe playing off denis or jelavic

Chelsea will be with cole,ramires and terry! If we keep mata quiet then i think we can win this!

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Drenthe playing off a front man or playing off a two man attack.
If we attack Chelski won't see it coming, then when we get the lead, we can bring on defensive midfielders..............
Gods Doctor

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If we do what this fan says and win we should rename the club from Everton FC to CLEVERTON FC

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10 Feb 2012 12:49:53
"I can't wait until the game. They're a big team full of quality but still we are Everton and we can beat anybody."

jonny h talking about chelsea, all are player should have that attitude, " we are everton and we can beat anybody"

love it jonny

toffeeblue

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10 Feb 2012 08:47:50
a doctor is doing his rounds with a group of students,as hes doing this he gives a discussion on involuntry muscle spasms when he ask a young female nurse do you know what your assh@le does when your vagina orgasms she replies yeah hes at anfeild wacthing sh@tipool play

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Suprised James 'the kopite' Bond didn't refuse to post that! {Ed007's Note - I am not a Kopite, how very dare you!!}

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Any chance of football banter and one joke a day is enough for anyone ..we chelsea tomorrow lads come on u all gone quiet ..chelseas chairman has told them win or else .so we could do with a early chelsea sending off .. is terry playing? will mr torres play ?

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Terry wont be playing he has an knee injury.
Source: www.tribalfootball.com/articles/chelsea-skipper-terry-spends-week-portugal-2688581

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09 Feb 2012 23:53:53
Walked into a bar the other day, my wife turned around and said "ouch, that must of hurt"

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Went to a pub last week and seen Vincent Van Gogh...
I asked him if he would like a drink, he replied "no thanks, i've got one ear" {Ed007's Note - John Bishop you still aren't funny mate, forget it.}

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I think that John Bishop is highly hilarious!

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